Police: Man Had Sex With Picnic Table

[JBC77]

BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.

According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said.

[Shark79]

Ol' news

[capitalist pig]

Either a real sick mfer, or someone desperate for attention.

later

[Poker_Beast]

Wtf????????????

[freeVICK]

wtf? metal table? can you say bandade?

[turnip]

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...-you-guys.html

[HAPPY BOY]

I used to date a picnic table. My wife caught us and I almost lost everything.

[bettilimbroke999]

Big deal, I knew that picnic table it was a total slut. On a nonjoking side though I'd hate to be the family that ate off the picnic table after he got done fukin it, "Mom, these burgers are all sticky"

[BrentCrude]

I at least thought he was getting it on with a wooden picnic table with a knot hole in it.

This one beats the guy that screwed the little inflow water dealie in the swimming pool and got his tallywhacker caught in it.When Rush was still sort of a regular guy when his radio show was fun he used to play that actual 9-11 emegency tape of the guy yelling and screaming in the background.