SBR Poker: Are you serious??

[RudyRuetigger]

Atleast you fukks realize you can't beat me.

Sit with shortstacks and hit n run.

Nice one glitch.

And he claims to be 2nd best behind Harlee

[VegasInsider]

I'll play ya

[RudyRuetigger]

ok come sit, i have to leave in 10mins just warning you

[RudyRuetigger]

Fish also sits with a min buyin, goes all in twice then leaves


Does anyone here play poker?

[Extra Innings]

It's quite simple. When they sit down you get up.

These players will eventually lose it all with their All-in's hit and runs. Classless, It's a personality thing. Hopefully when that happens...the winner will tell them to go **** themselves when they come back.

[SBR Lou]

The min buyin (20X the BB) is the industry standard.

It's not as if guys were sitting in with 4 points. 40 points is the min with a 200 point max for the table you were seated at.

[Extra Innings]

The min buyin (20X the BB) is the industry standard.

It's not as if guys were sitting in with 4 points. 40 points is the min with a 200 point max for the table you were seated at.

That's not what he is talking about.

Should be a ten to fifteen minute requirement when you sit in on a game. It's just common sense that you don't get up and leave, especially after a big win.

Sincerely,
-Poster who knows nothing about Poker (but knows this)

[Glitch]

read the chat- you literally raised every hand and then fishhead sits down for 4 hands and goes all-in 2 of them. would love to get a real game going right now instead of that stupid sh*t. said that in chat- its a little box on the right side of the screen.

stop raising 100 percent of the hands preflop and maybe someone would want to play with you.

and it wasnt a hit and run, we played for like 20 minutes and i won like 6 hands against you to maybe your 1 didnt leave until about 10 hands after the straight when i saw how you guys were playing. that wasnt poker. tard.

[Extra Innings]

read the chat- you literally raised every hand and then fishhead sits down for 4 hands and goes all-in 2 of them. would love to get a real game going right now instead of that stupid sh*t. said that in chat- its a little box on the right side of the screen.

Thanks for giving us the other side of the story. Rudy ... you SOB

[Glitch]

hit and run is like get aces, win a big hand, leave.

i slowplayed and check-raised you twice because you were being hyper-aggressive. then i had the decency to stick around like 10 more minutes.

i dont mind playing with dumb-ass bullies for penny blinds because you can just wait it out and check-raise them, but the kamazazee fishhead i definitely couldnt do.

[RudyRuetigger]

Thanks for giving us the other side of the story. Rudy ... you SOB

my bad, i had no clue i wasn't suppose to raise the button when heads up

[RudyRuetigger]

hit and run is like get aces, win a big hand, leave.

i slowplayed and check-raised you twice because you were being hyper-aggressive. then i had the decency to stick around like 10 more minutes.

i dont mind playing with dumb-ass bullies for penny blinds because you can just wait it out and check-raise them, but the kamazazee fishhead i definitely couldnt do.

you check raised me? more like i 3bet you preflop and you called with q10 with 25% of ur stack in preflop


hit n run has nothing to do with aces., you doubled up your 40 and ran like a btch. congrats

you've shown in this thread you earned 2nd best poker player

[Extra Innings]

my bad, i had no clue i wasn't suppose to raise the button when heads up

We are trying to sort this out. Cool your jets....How's Chicago?

[Glitch]

not just on the button- every hand, from either position and then continuing when a third person joined. here was a scenario i didnt want

you raise with your 8 5 offsuit, i call, fishhead goes all in, we both fold. just wasted 7 points. it looked like that was the path we were going down. happened a few times and that was enough for me.

[RudyRuetigger]

not just on the button- every hand, from either position and then continuing when a third person joined. here was a scenario i didnt want

you raise with your 8 5 offsuit, i call, fishhead goes all in, we both fold. just wasted 7 points. it looked like that was the path we were going down. happened a few times and that was enough for me.

you've lost your mind. i never raised heads up out of position.

3 handed you folded the button twice (lol) and fish limped his sb (lol again). i raised both times. 1 time he went all in and 1 time i had aa.

[RudyRuetigger]

We are trying to sort this out. Cool your jets....How's Chicago?

how good can it be when you have fukks like this roaming the streets

[Glitch]

you check raised me? more like i 3bet you preflop and you called with q10 with 25% of ur stack in preflop


hit n run has nothing to do with aces., you doubled up your 40 and ran like a btch. congrats

you've shown in this thread you earned 2nd best poker player

i would call alot of face cards against a guy raising EVERY hand. and it didnt even get to 10 points preflop.

i come in for the minimum of 40 every time so i can call retards like you relatively loosely and only have to worry about losing a maximum of 40 chips at a time.

the check was on the flop when i had top pair then i just called you. hit my 10 on the turn for two pair and check again.

your raises obviously mean nothing because you were doing it every time. how can you not understand such a simple concept.

[Extra Innings]

how good can it be when you have fukks like this roaming the streets

[Glitch]

you've lost your mind. i never raised heads up out of position.

3 handed you folded the button twice (lol) and fish limped his sb (lol again). i raised both times. 1 time he went all in and 1 time i had aa.

bullsh*t.

id bet anything this isnt true. im sure they can produce a hand history. but it doesnt matter, im done arguing with you.


if you want your 40 chips back get a game goin. ill sit if you get a few players.

[Extra Innings]

All three of you sign up for the same satellite tonight and report back. My odds are on Glitch, A Proven Champion

[RudyRuetigger]

bullsh*t.

id bet anything this isnt true. im sure they can produce a hand history. but it doesnt matter, im done arguing with you.


if you want your 40 chips back get a game goin. ill sit if you get a few players.

how much would you like to bet? i had 1 3 bet on you and thats all I raised out of position

[B1GER1C828]

rudy come back pal to the tables

[RudyRuetigger]

and by the way, i have every hand saved. so it would be no problem to figure it out

[Glitch]

how much would you like to bet? i had 1 3 bet on you and thats all I raised out of position

50 points

[Glitch]

50 points that you raised preflop from both positions heads up?? easy.

[NrmlCurvSurfr]

Just jumping in here...But who cares if someone takes you and then leaves? Some guys make deposits at sportsbooks, make a bet or two, and then cash out. Is this "unethical" too?

[Glitch]

and how do you have it saved. paste it immediately to avoid the edits.

[Extra Innings]

Just jumping in here...But who cares if someone takes you and then leaves? Some guys make deposits at sportsbooks, make a bet or two, and then cash out. Is this "unethical" too?

Do that a couple of times and see what happens.

Of coarse you are going to say you do it all the time but sportsbooks frown upon this....part of the reason why free payout are far and few

[RudyRuetigger]

ok its a bet. here you go:

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 134317
NL $200 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 10:40:24 09/02/2011 ET
Table 'Bat Cave', 6 seats max, Real money
Seat 3 is the button. Small Blind $1, Big Blind $2
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
Seat 3 (joined) : glitch, amount $40, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (joined) : RudyRuetigger, amount $199, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
glitch: Small Blind ($1)
RudyRuetigger: Big Blind ($2)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to RudyRuetigger: [9d, Td]
glitch: Raise ($4)
RudyRuetigger: Call ($2)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Ac, 9c, 4h]
RudyRuetigger: Check ($0)
glitch: Bet ($2)
RudyRuetigger: Call ($2)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [4s]
RudyRuetigger: Check ($0)
glitch: Check ($0)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Kh]
RudyRuetigger: Check ($0)
glitch: Bet ($5)
RudyRuetigger: Fold
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
glitch: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $11.40, Rake $0.60
Summary glitch: bet $12, won $16.40, net $4.40, won $11.40 from main pot

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 134318
NL $200 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 10:41:00 09/02/2011 ET
Table 'Bat Cave', 6 seats max, Real money
Seat 5 is the button. Small Blind $1, Big Blind $2
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
Seat 3 (playing) : glitch, amount $45.40, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : RudyRuetigger, amount $193, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
RudyRuetigger: Small Blind ($1)
glitch: Big Blind ($2)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to RudyRuetigger: [8c, 4d]
RudyRuetigger: Raise ($5)
glitch: Fold
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
RudyRuetigger: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $7, Rake $0
Summary RudyRuetigger: bet $6, won $7, net $1, won $7 from main pot

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 134319
NL $200 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 10:41:00 09/02/2011 ET
Table 'Bat Cave', 6 seats max, Real money
Seat 3 is the button. Small Blind $1, Big Blind $2
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
Seat 3 (playing) : glitch, amount $43.40, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : RudyRuetigger, amount $195, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
glitch: Small Blind ($1)
RudyRuetigger: Big Blind ($2)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to RudyRuetigger: [Qh, 9c]
glitch: Call ($1)
RudyRuetigger: Check ($0)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [4c, Jd, Kd]
RudyRuetigger: Bet ($3)
glitch: Fold
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
RudyRuetigger: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $3.80, Rake $0.20
Summary RudyRuetigger: bet $5, won $6.80, net $1.80, won $3.80 from main pot

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 134320
NL $200 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 10:41:00 09/02/2011 ET
Table 'Bat Cave', 6 seats max, Real money
Seat 5 is the button. Small Blind $1, Big Blind $2
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
Seat 3 (playing) : glitch, amount $41.40, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : RudyRuetigger, amount $196.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
RudyRuetigger: Small Blind ($1)
glitch: Big Blind ($2)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to RudyRuetigger: [As, 8h]
RudyRuetigger: Raise ($4)
glitch: Call ($2)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [7h, 4d, 6s]
glitch: Check ($0)
RudyRuetigger: Bet ($4)
glitch: Call ($4)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Js]
glitch: Check ($0)
RudyRuetigger: Check ($0)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Qc]
glitch: Bet ($7)
RudyRuetigger: Call ($7)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
glitch: Show Cards ($0)
RudyRuetigger: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $29, Rake $1
Summary glitch: bet $15, won $29, net $14, HoleCards [8d, 5s], HiHand [a straight, four to eight] [8d, 7h, 6s, 5s, 4d], won $29 from main pot
Summary RudyRuetigger: bet $16, won $0, net $-16, HoleCards [As, 8h]

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 134321
NL $200 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 10:42:00 09/02/2011 ET
Table 'Bat Cave', 6 seats max, Real money
Seat 3 is the button. Small Blind $1, Big Blind $2
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
Seat 3 (playing) : glitch, amount $55.40, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : RudyRuetigger, amount $181.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
glitch: Small Blind ($1)
RudyRuetigger: Big Blind ($2)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to RudyRuetigger: [Qd, 2c]
glitch: Raise ($4)
RudyRuetigger: Fold
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
glitch: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $6, Rake $0
Summary glitch: bet $5, won $6, net $1, won $6 from main pot

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 134322
NL $200 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 10:42:00 09/02/2011 ET
Table 'Bat Cave', 6 seats max, Real money
Seat 5 is the button. Small Blind $1, Big Blind $2
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
Seat 3 (playing) : glitch, amount $57.40, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : RudyRuetigger, amount $179.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
RudyRuetigger: Small Blind ($1)
glitch: Big Blind ($2)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to RudyRuetigger: [6h, Js]
RudyRuetigger: Raise ($5)
glitch: Fold
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
RudyRuetigger: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $7, Rake $0
Summary RudyRuetigger: bet $6, won $7, net $1, won $7 from main pot

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 134323
NL $200 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 10:42:00 09/02/2011 ET
Table 'Bat Cave', 6 seats max, Real money
Seat 3 is the button. Small Blind $1, Big Blind $2
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
Seat 3 (playing) : glitch, amount $55.40, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : RudyRuetigger, amount $181.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
glitch: Small Blind ($1)
RudyRuetigger: Big Blind ($2)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to RudyRuetigger: [Ts, 5c]
glitch: Raise ($5)
RudyRuetigger: Fold
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
glitch: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $7, Rake $0
Summary glitch: bet $6, won $7, net $1, won $7 from main pot

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 134324
NL $200 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 10:42:00 09/02/2011 ET
Table 'Bat Cave', 6 seats max, Real money
Seat 5 is the button. Small Blind $1, Big Blind $2
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
Seat 3 (playing) : glitch, amount $57.40, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : RudyRuetigger, amount $179.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
RudyRuetigger: Small Blind ($1)
glitch: Big Blind ($2)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to RudyRuetigger: [3c, 8s]
RudyRuetigger: Raise ($5)
glitch: Fold
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
RudyRuetigger: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $7, Rake $0
Summary RudyRuetigger: bet $6, won $7, net $1, won $7 from main pot

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 134325
NL $200 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 10:42:00 09/02/2011 ET
Table 'Bat Cave', 6 seats max, Real money
Seat 3 is the button. Small Blind $1, Big Blind $2
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
Seat 3 (playing) : glitch, amount $55.40, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (joined) : Fishhead, amount $50, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : RudyRuetigger, amount $181.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
glitch: Small Blind ($1)
RudyRuetigger: Big Blind ($2)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to RudyRuetigger: [Kh, 8s]
glitch: Raise ($4)
RudyRuetigger: Raise ($11)
glitch: Call ($7)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [3h, Qc, 8d]
RudyRuetigger: Bet ($11)
glitch: Raise ($22)
RudyRuetigger: Call ($11)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Tc]
RudyRuetigger: Check ($0)
glitch: Check ($0)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Jh]
RudyRuetigger: Check ($0)
glitch: Check ($0)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
RudyRuetigger: Show Cards ($0)
glitch: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $65, Rake $1
Summary glitch: bet $34, won $65, net $31, HoleCards [Td, Qs], HiHand [two pairs, queens and tens] [Qs, Qc, Td, Tc, Jh], won $65 from main pot
Summary RudyRuetigger: bet $35, won $0, net $-35, HoleCards [Kh, 8s]

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 134326
NL $200 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 10:43:00 09/02/2011 ET
Table 'Bat Cave', 6 seats max, Real money
Seat 5 is the button. Small Blind $1, Big Blind $2
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
Seat 3 (playing) : glitch, amount $87.40, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : Fishhead, amount $50, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : RudyRuetigger, amount $148.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
glitch: Small Blind ($1)
Fishhead: Big Blind ($2)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to RudyRuetigger: [Qd, 7h]
RudyRuetigger: Raise ($5)
glitch: Call ($4)
Fishhead: Raise ($50)
RudyRuetigger: Fold
glitch: Fold
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
Fishhead: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $60, Rake $0
Summary Fishhead: bet $52, won $60, net $8, won $60 from main pot

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 134327
NL $200 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 10:43:00 09/02/2011 ET
Table 'Bat Cave', 6 seats max, Real money
Seat 3 is the button. Small Blind $1, Big Blind $2
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
Seat 3 (playing) : glitch, amount $82.40, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : Fishhead, amount $60, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : RudyRuetigger, amount $143.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Fishhead: Small Blind ($1)
RudyRuetigger: Big Blind ($2)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to RudyRuetigger: [Kc, 6s]
glitch: Fold
Fishhead: Call ($1)
RudyRuetigger: Raise ($6)
Fishhead: Raise ($60)
RudyRuetigger: Fold
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
Fishhead: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $66, Rake $0
Summary Fishhead: bet $62, won $66, net $4, won $66 from main pot

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 134328
NL $200 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 10:44:00 09/02/2011 ET
Table 'Bat Cave', 6 seats max, Real money
Seat 4 is the button. Small Blind $1, Big Blind $2
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
Seat 3 (playing) : glitch, amount $82.40, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : Fishhead, amount $66, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : RudyRuetigger, amount $137.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
RudyRuetigger: Small Blind ($1)
glitch: Big Blind ($2)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to RudyRuetigger: [Qh, 2d]
Fishhead: Fold
RudyRuetigger: Fold
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
glitch: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $3, Rake $0
Summary glitch: bet $2, won $3, net $1, won $3 from main pot

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 134329
NL $200 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 10:44:00 09/02/2011 ET
Table 'Bat Cave', 6 seats max, Real money
Seat 5 is the button. Small Blind $1, Big Blind $2
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
Seat 3 (playing) : glitch, amount $83.40, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : Fishhead, amount $66, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : RudyRuetigger, amount $136.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
glitch: Small Blind ($1)
Fishhead: Big Blind ($2)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to RudyRuetigger: [6s, Ts]
RudyRuetigger: Raise ($5)
glitch: Fold
Fishhead: Fold
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
RudyRuetigger: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $8, Rake $0
Summary RudyRuetigger: bet $5, won $8, net $3, won $8 from main pot

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 134330
NL $200 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 10:44:00 09/02/2011 ET
Table 'Bat Cave', 6 seats max, Real money
Seat 3 is the button. Small Blind $1, Big Blind $2
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
Seat 3 (playing) : glitch, amount $82.40, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : Fishhead, amount $64, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : RudyRuetigger, amount $139.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Fishhead: Small Blind ($1)
RudyRuetigger: Big Blind ($2)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to RudyRuetigger: [Ad, Ac]
glitch: Fold
Fishhead: Call ($1)
RudyRuetigger: Raise ($6)
Fishhead: Fold
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
RudyRuetigger: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $8, Rake $0
Summary RudyRuetigger: bet $8, won $8, net $0, won $8 from main pot

[obamaismyuncle]

you bitches arguing about 30 cents in points is hilarious

[NrmlCurvSurfr]

Do that a couple of times and see what happens.

Of coarse you are going to say you do it all the time but sportsbooks frown upon this....part of the reason why free payout are far and few

This is how it works EVERYDAY in vegas. There is no rule about having to play longer just to give the money back.

[RudyRuetigger]

you bitches arguing about 30 cents in points is hilarious

atleast we don't steal any from SBR

[RudyRuetigger]

This is how it works EVERYDAY in vegas. There is no rule about having to play longer just to give the money back.

if you have no clue about online poker, please don't post.

Thanks in advance.

[Hoja Verdes]

People treat Poker like the casino, you should lower your expectations. Quick hit and run or go bust.

[NrmlCurvSurfr]

if you have no clue about online poker, please don't post.

Thanks in advance.

Im sorry you lost your points or whatever, but get over it. Someone took a shot at you and you got hit. Bummer....If you dont like the rules, i would suggest finding another game.

And ftr, my previous post was in reference to sportsbooks...not online poker