Who here is going to be alone this Valentine's Day??
not me
if you are, what will you be doing that night?? besides gambling, of course.
Let's hear it.
pavyracer
SBR Aristocracy
04-12-07
82589
#2
I will be eating oriole cookies and cole cuts while watching midget porn.
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WvGambler
SBR Posting Legend
04-19-10
11618
#3
Not me. I'll be eating dinner and then getting my wanger wet.
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VegasInsider
SBR Posting Legend
12-12-10
14593
#4
I'll be at the bar with my single buddies that don't want to go out on Valentine's Day. Believe it or not, it's not a bad night to pick up chicks. They go to the bar with their girlfriends and are vulnerable because of the day. It's kind of like a wedding..
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stealthyburrito
SBR Posting Legend
05-12-09
21562
#5
Originally posted by pavyracer
I will be eating oriole cookies and cole cuts while watching midget porn.
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OTL
SBR MVP
03-08-10
2433
#6
We'll see what happens. My crazy ex just might get drunk and give me another booty call. I've learned to expect the unexpected
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bobbyfk
SBR Posting Legend
01-19-09
15218
#7
will be alone gambling and posting at SBR
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Bluehorseshoe
SBR Posting Legend
07-13-06
14990
#8
I'll start looking for a new girlfriend. I never have one from Christmas to Valentine's day. I save a ton of money this way.
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stevek173
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-29-08
27598
#9
Originally posted by VegasInsider
I'll be at the bar with my single buddies that don't want to go out on Valentine's Day. Believe it or not, it's not a bad night to pick up chicks. They go to the bar with their girlfriends and are vulnerable because of the day. It's kind of like a wedding..
Sharp
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stealthyburrito
SBR Posting Legend
05-12-09
21562
#10
Originally posted by VegasInsider
I'll be at the bar with my single buddies that don't want to go out on Valentine's Day. Believe it or not, it's not a bad night to pick up chicks. They go to the bar with their girlfriends and are vulnerable because of the day. It's kind of like a wedding..
i am doing something similar. don't have a valentines per se, but i will head out to bars with my friend, his gf, and the gf's roommates. ratio should be good, 2:1 girl to guy so that makes things a little easier.
i was told the roommates usually keep to themselves, so i have my work cut out.
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shaggy3000
Restricted User
12-29-09
5801
#11
kicking it in my Mom's basement!
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onetrickpony
SBR Hall of Famer
08-23-10
9434
#12
Originally posted by shaggy3000
kicking it in my Mom's basement!
can i join?
its very cold in my moms basement
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nikossf
SBR MVP
03-02-10
2217
#13
Alone? On Valentines day? WTF?
Im NEVER alone...Always got "Righty" and "Lefty" on call and available!
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ABEHONEST
SBR Hall of Famer
06-27-09
9470
#14
A question: Do you stutter?
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36mafia
Restricted User
11-08-09
2389
#15
already have 1 gig of porn lined up and gonna buy some warm sensations KY when i get the chance
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scoobs
SBR Hustler
09-04-10
89
#16
I will be doing the same thing I do every monday.
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goofyre
SBR MVP
04-20-10
1933
#17
I don't have one. I'm not a fan of all the hallmark holidays.
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stealthyburrito
SBR Posting Legend
05-12-09
21562
#18
Originally posted by 36mafia
already have 1 gig of porn lined up and gonna buy some warm sensations KY when i get the chance
1 gig, nowadays thats like a 20 min hd movie. but maybe thats all ya need
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SportsMushroom
SBR MVP
09-28-10
4177
#19
gf is away visiting her family so I will be alone
definately gambling, probably watching a movie, going out not an option, everyone has plans on thar day which involve chocolate hearts, stuffed animal and exesively overpriced restaurants
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shaggy3000
Restricted User
12-29-09
5801
#20
Originally posted by onetrickpony
can i join?
its very cold in my moms basement
damn straight you can. i have the space heater fired up and plenty of blankets. it might be the coolest place in all of dville!
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shaggy3000
Restricted User
12-29-09
5801
#21
Originally posted by SportsMushroom
gf is away visiting her family so I will be alone
definately gambling, probably watching a movie, going out not an option, everyone has plans on thar day which involve chocolate hearts, stuffed animal and exesively overpriced restaurants
hell yeah its super overpriced. but the sexy on the way home from dinner is something youll remember for the rest of your like. maybe the best sex ever!
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36mafia
Restricted User
11-08-09
2389
#22
Originally posted by stealthyburrito
1 gig, nowadays thats like a 20 min hd movie. but maybe thats all ya need
gonna light some candles and splurge a little bit on the kroger red wine instead of walmart brand but what the hell its VD
just bought the avatar fleshlight. cant fukkn wait
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doublej95
SBR Posting Legend
01-26-10
14094
#23
you are never alone with the SBR family
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Killer_Demo
SBR Hall of Famer
06-15-08
8409
#24
just another day for me...prob be on here lol
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stealthyburrito
SBR Posting Legend
05-12-09
21562
#25
Originally posted by doublej95
you are never alone with the SBR family
should we have an sbr valentine's day event??
perhaps we can swap e-cards amongst each other, kinda like they do in elementary school with v-day cards.
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JMobile
SBR Posting Legend
08-21-10
19074
#26
While my sugar mama said she was gonna be with her husband, I believe I will be with a close lady friend of mine.
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zam77
SBR MVP
11-03-10
3586
#27
Originally posted by stealthyburrito
i am doing something similar. don't have a valentines per se, but i will head out to bars with my friend, his gf, and the gf's roommates. ratio should be good, 2:1 girl to guy so that makes things a little easier.
i was told the roommates usually keep to themselves, so i have my work cut out.
For the love of all that's good in this world... I hope you get laid by two of them. A threesome with The Stealthy Burrito. Bitches will be singing your praises forever!
P.S. Stealthy just get two back to your pimped out pad for some late night scrabble... you know you're in.
For the love of all that's good in this world... I hope you get laid by two of them. A threesome with The Stealthy Burrito. Bitches will be singing their praises forever!
P.S. Stealthy just get two back to your pimped out pad for some late night scrabble... you know you're in.
I will be following up with this one stealth
you and your scrabble, the ladies must go gaga over your vernacular skills
zammer, i do not plan on leaving empty handed, thats for sure.
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chilidog
SBR Posting Legend
04-05-09
10305
#29
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stevek173
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-29-08
27598
#30
Originally posted by stealthyburrito
should we have an sbr valentine's day event??
perhaps we can swap e-cards amongst each other, kinda like they do in elementary school with v-day cards.
I'm in.
I will probably be going it alone. A couple possible options but they would both be my own personal version of "Lowered Expectations" so I don't think I can do it. I would rather hit the bottle.
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stealthyburrito
SBR Posting Legend
05-12-09
21562
#31
Originally posted by stevek173
I'm in.
I will probably be going it alone. A couple possible options but they would both be my own personal version of "Lowered Expectations" so I don't think I can do it. I would rather hit the bottle.
it would be kinda of neat thing to see it worked out amongst posters.