Who here is going to be alone this Valentine's Day??

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  • stealthyburrito
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-12-09
    • 21562

    #1
    Who here is going to be alone this Valentine's Day??
    not me


    if you are, what will you be doing that night?? besides gambling, of course.



    Let's hear it.
  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82589

    #2
    I will be eating oriole cookies and cole cuts while watching midget porn.
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    • WvGambler
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 04-19-10
      • 11618

      #3
      Not me. I'll be eating dinner and then getting my wanger wet.
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      • VegasInsider
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 12-12-10
        • 14593

        #4
        I'll be at the bar with my single buddies that don't want to go out on Valentine's Day. Believe it or not, it's not a bad night to pick up chicks. They go to the bar with their girlfriends and are vulnerable because of the day. It's kind of like a wedding..
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        • stealthyburrito
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 05-12-09
          • 21562

          #5
          Originally posted by pavyracer
          I will be eating oriole cookies and cole cuts while watching midget porn.
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          • OTL
            SBR MVP
            • 03-08-10
            • 2433

            #6
            We'll see what happens. My crazy ex just might get drunk and give me another booty call. I've learned to expect the unexpected
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            • bobbyfk
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 01-19-09
              • 15218

              #7
              will be alone gambling and posting at SBR
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              • Bluehorseshoe
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 07-13-06
                • 14990

                #8
                I'll start looking for a new girlfriend. I never have one from Christmas to Valentine's day. I save a ton of money this way.
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                • stevek173
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 03-29-08
                  • 27598

                  #9
                  Originally posted by VegasInsider
                  I'll be at the bar with my single buddies that don't want to go out on Valentine's Day. Believe it or not, it's not a bad night to pick up chicks. They go to the bar with their girlfriends and are vulnerable because of the day. It's kind of like a wedding..
                  Sharp
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                  • stealthyburrito
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 05-12-09
                    • 21562

                    #10
                    Originally posted by VegasInsider
                    I'll be at the bar with my single buddies that don't want to go out on Valentine's Day. Believe it or not, it's not a bad night to pick up chicks. They go to the bar with their girlfriends and are vulnerable because of the day. It's kind of like a wedding..
                    i am doing something similar. don't have a valentines per se, but i will head out to bars with my friend, his gf, and the gf's roommates. ratio should be good, 2:1 girl to guy so that makes things a little easier.

                    i was told the roommates usually keep to themselves, so i have my work cut out.
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                    • shaggy3000
                      Restricted User
                      • 12-29-09
                      • 5801

                      #11
                      kicking it in my Mom's basement!
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                      • onetrickpony
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 08-23-10
                        • 9434

                        #12
                        Originally posted by shaggy3000
                        kicking it in my Mom's basement!
                        can i join?

                        its very cold in my moms basement
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                        • nikossf
                          SBR MVP
                          • 03-02-10
                          • 2217

                          #13
                          Alone? On Valentines day? WTF?
                          Im NEVER alone...Always got "Righty" and "Lefty" on call and available!
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                          • ABEHONEST
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 06-27-09
                            • 9470

                            #14
                            A question: Do you stutter?
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                            • 36mafia
                              Restricted User
                              • 11-08-09
                              • 2389

                              #15
                              already have 1 gig of porn lined up and gonna buy some warm sensations KY when i get the chance
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                              • scoobs
                                SBR Hustler
                                • 09-04-10
                                • 89

                                #16
                                I will be doing the same thing I do every monday.
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                                • goofyre
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 04-20-10
                                  • 1933

                                  #17
                                  I don't have one. I'm not a fan of all the hallmark holidays.
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                                  • stealthyburrito
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 05-12-09
                                    • 21562

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by 36mafia
                                    already have 1 gig of porn lined up and gonna buy some warm sensations KY when i get the chance


                                    1 gig, nowadays thats like a 20 min hd movie. but maybe thats all ya need
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                                    • SportsMushroom
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 09-28-10
                                      • 4177

                                      #19
                                      gf is away visiting her family so I will be alone

                                      definately gambling, probably watching a movie, going out not an option, everyone has plans on thar day which involve chocolate hearts, stuffed animal and exesively overpriced restaurants
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                                      • shaggy3000
                                        Restricted User
                                        • 12-29-09
                                        • 5801

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by onetrickpony

                                        can i join?

                                        its very cold in my moms basement
                                        damn straight you can. i have the space heater fired up and plenty of blankets. it might be the coolest place in all of dville!
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                                        • shaggy3000
                                          Restricted User
                                          • 12-29-09
                                          • 5801

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by SportsMushroom
                                          gf is away visiting her family so I will be alone

                                          definately gambling, probably watching a movie, going out not an option, everyone has plans on thar day which involve chocolate hearts, stuffed animal and exesively overpriced restaurants
                                          hell yeah its super overpriced. but the sexy on the way home from dinner is something youll remember for the rest of your like. maybe the best sex ever!
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                                          • 36mafia
                                            Restricted User
                                            • 11-08-09
                                            • 2389

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by stealthyburrito


                                            1 gig, nowadays thats like a 20 min hd movie. but maybe thats all ya need


                                            gonna light some candles and splurge a little bit on the kroger red wine instead of walmart brand but what the hell its VD

                                            just bought the avatar fleshlight. cant fukkn wait
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                                            • doublej95
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 01-26-10
                                              • 14094

                                              #23
                                              you are never alone with the SBR family
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                                              • Killer_Demo
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 06-15-08
                                                • 8409

                                                #24
                                                just another day for me...prob be on here lol
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                                                • stealthyburrito
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 05-12-09
                                                  • 21562

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by doublej95
                                                  you are never alone with the SBR family
                                                  should we have an sbr valentine's day event??

                                                  perhaps we can swap e-cards amongst each other, kinda like they do in elementary school with v-day cards.
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                                                  • JMobile
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 08-21-10
                                                    • 19074

                                                    #26
                                                    While my sugar mama said she was gonna be with her husband, I believe I will be with a close lady friend of mine.
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                                                    • zam77
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 11-03-10
                                                      • 3586

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                                                      i am doing something similar. don't have a valentines per se, but i will head out to bars with my friend, his gf, and the gf's roommates. ratio should be good, 2:1 girl to guy so that makes things a little easier.

                                                      i was told the roommates usually keep to themselves, so i have my work cut out.
                                                      For the love of all that's good in this world... I hope you get laid by two of them. A threesome with The Stealthy Burrito. Bitches will be singing your praises forever!

                                                      P.S. Stealthy just get two back to your pimped out pad for some late night scrabble... you know you're in.

                                                      I will be following up with this one stealth
                                                      Last edited by zam77; 02-08-11, 01:35 PM.
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                                                      • stealthyburrito
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 05-12-09
                                                        • 21562

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by zam77
                                                        For the love of all that's good in this world... I hope you get laid by two of them. A threesome with The Stealthy Burrito. Bitches will be singing their praises forever!

                                                        P.S. Stealthy just get two back to your pimped out pad for some late night scrabble... you know you're in.

                                                        I will be following up with this one stealth
                                                        you and your scrabble, the ladies must go gaga over your vernacular skills

                                                        zammer, i do not plan on leaving empty handed, thats for sure.
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                                                        • chilidog
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 04-05-09
                                                          • 10305

                                                          #29
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                                                          • stevek173
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 03-29-08
                                                            • 27598

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                                                            should we have an sbr valentine's day event??

                                                            perhaps we can swap e-cards amongst each other, kinda like they do in elementary school with v-day cards.
                                                            I'm in.

                                                            I will probably be going it alone. A couple possible options but they would both be my own personal version of "Lowered Expectations" so I don't think I can do it. I would rather hit the bottle.


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                                                            • stealthyburrito
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 05-12-09
                                                              • 21562

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by stevek173
                                                              I'm in.

                                                              I will probably be going it alone. A couple possible options but they would both be my own personal version of "Lowered Expectations" so I don't think I can do it. I would rather hit the bottle.


                                                              it would be kinda of neat thing to see it worked out amongst posters.



                                                              Lou, you can be my valentine's bud
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                                                              • BRAVES1985
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 05-23-10
                                                                • 4250

                                                                #32
                                                                booze and porn .... im good
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                                                                • ryanjep
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 12-09-08
                                                                  • 2556

                                                                  #33
                                                                  going out as a single is great on vday
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