Spent the Last Two Days in the Slammer

[mathdotcom]

Did you miss me boys?

Had a rough weekend. Went to a shady bar, was watchin' the game. When home team scored, I cheered, so everything was fine. But then the other team scored and I cheered again. All you degenerates know why. Of course I bet the over.

Well, buddy next to me didn't like it. Started shit with me. But I've studied jj's boxing vids, closely. He didn't have a chance. He was all bloody on the ground, shit and pissed himself.

Cops came, took me away. Asked me what happened. Told 'em I took the over, but they didn't know wtf I meant. I said something like "dumb pigs, don't know shit, thats why youre cops". Don't ever talk shit to a cop. Spent past 2 days in slammer. Was okay, I practiced my finger pushups.

But the pigs wouldn't let me post from my cell. Anyways, I'm out, glad to see I hit my over. So what you all up to?

[buztah]

Anyways, I'm out, glad to see I hit my over. So what you all up to?

You hit your over so phuck the other details!

[swede96]

Did you get to have butt secs?

[mathdotcom]

Yes I did. But he didn't really like it.

When are you gonna stop living through me and take it up the ass, Swede? We all know you want to try.

[BrentCrude]

You can't have the win the battle,lose the war mentality mathdotcom.I could speak volumes of the things like this situation that came your way to get you in the bru ha ha you did that I saw in my day.Your better off either not hanging out in high risk places or else somehowweasiling out of a jam.I know this guy that was a pretty good golden gloves boxer and he liked playing pool for money.He beat a guy in pool who didn't want to pay up.My friend challenged him to a fair fight.The guy wanted no part of it and then all hell broke loose.Bikers with broken bottles and knifes etc.Lots of blood and my friend got in some good licks on the guys but ended up with a nice gash nearly cutting a tendon.

[swede96]

Yes I did. But he didn't really like it.

When are you gonna stop living through me and take it up the ass, Swede? We all know you want to try.

I never said that I haven't tried...just that I do not do it now.

[mathdotcom]

Looks like we have the next topic for your video

Did it hurt? Did you bleed? What if you have to pass gas?

[jjgold]

Welcome back guy, slammers are not fun. I have been in a few in my day and did not like it for the most part unless or my boys were in with me. Did anyone try to make a pass at you?? I had a skinny white guy like 6-10 150 nude trying to catch me, I got away thank God. He could of done damage.

[bettilimbroke999]

Swede crapped on the guy and said that was the last time she'll ever do that!

[swede96]

Looks like we have the next topic for your video

Did it hurt? Did you bleed? What if you have to pass gas?

Yes. No. I didn't, so I don't know.

[bettilimbroke999]

Jailbird at degenerate.com we are really living the dream

[mathdotcom]

Noone made a pass at me. I am ugly as phuck and have warts n shit all over my ass.

[robzilla]

Welcome back guy, slammers are not fun. I have been in a few in my day and did not like it for the most part unless or my boys were in with me. Did anyone try to make a pass at you?? I had a skinny white guy like 6-10 150 nude trying to catch me, I got away thank God. He could of done damage.

JJ, why didnt you use your boxing skills to power punch him in the chest and pull out his heart mortal kombat style.

[SBR Lou]

JJ, why didnt you use your boxing skills to power punch him in the chest and pull out his heart mortal kombat style.

Just pretend you're Brock Lesnar. Oh wait, then you'd be tapping out.