bored, so i'm gonna yammer about hollywood movies

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  • SportsMushroom
    SBR MVP
    • 09-28-10
    • 4177

    #1
    bored, so i'm gonna yammer about hollywood movies
    1. dont you find it strange that in every movie were the protagonist needs to secretly get from point a to point b, it just so happens that there is an underground sewer nearby that is:

    a)easily accessible
    b)big enough for a tank to drive through
    c)leads directly to were ever the guy needs to get to, no directions necessary

    you'd think that from all those times people have crawled through those sewers, they'd eventually run into some mutated reptiles and/or rodents

    2. dont you find it strange that in every movie were the protagonist needs to get into or out of an inaccessible room, it just so happens that the building is fitted with a central ventilation system that:

    a)connects the target room with whatever area of the building the guy is in
    b)is big and strong enough for a platoon of marines to crawl through
    c)everyone in the room is surprised because it didnt cross anyones mind that someone could come into the room through the huge fkn hole in the wall

    3. dont you find it strange that in every movie were there is a club/ballroom scere, 100% of the attendees turn out to be professional dancers


    I dont know about you guys but I have never been inside a building were a man could actually enter the ventilation system, i have never come accross a sewer i could easily get into and definately not one i could crawl/walk through, and in all my life i have never met a professional dancer, which makes the chances of being in a room filled with them quite remote

    tired as hell, gonna take a nap, hope i dont sleep through the friggin super bowl
    Last edited by SportsMushroom; 02-06-11, 09:09 AM.
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