What's the best product slogan that you've ever heard?

[skilz4milz]

As an avid hot sauce consumer (there isn't too much I don't put it on) I must say that I heard the best slogan ever for a product this morning.

It was a Franks Red Hot commercial and there was an old lady talking for most of it. So At the end of the commercial she says : "Franks Red Hot. I put that sh__ on everything!"

Just to hear her say it was f-ing hilarious alone but the fact that I do put that sh*t on everything made it even better.

[cant call it]

stubbs bbq sauce
"ladies and gentlemen... I'm a cook"

[Reload]

"I can't call you...but you can call us" Apex Tech

[geebert74]

"Mentos, The Freshmaker!!!"
Then there was a little song that went with it... "Fresh goes better........."

Always a true classic...

[paco]

"Just Fucken Do It"

-Nike

[obamaismyuncle]

"she ain't a lady if she ain't 280"

- some drunk in the local bar the other night

[stevenash]

Whadda you mean Barq's has bite.

[YorkHunt]

[dfberger23]

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I drink Dos Equis.

[C-Gold]

"We must protect this house"
- Under Armour

[YorkHunt]

[YorkHunt]

[YorkHunt]

[chilidog]

SBR Casino .... Where Dreams Come True

[stikymess]

A little old but "where's the beef?" wendy's old but classic back in the day.

[skilz4milz]

LMAO...some good ones here.

[GOIRISH]

we're not happy till your not happy

[Reload]

"Some measure success by the season...I measure success by the decade" - Jim Feist

[FourLengthsClear]

To my mind they have to stand the test of time.

Coke is it.

Don't leave home without it - Amex.

They're Grrrrrreat - Kellogs Frosties

Have a break, have a Kit-Kat (not sure if that plays in the US).

[C-Gold]

Virginia is for lovers
I (Heart) New York

Good teams win, great teams cover

[cant call it]

Willie's Cycle Inc
"Remember when sex was safe and motorcycles were dangerous?"

[muldoon]

Tombstone Pizza

"What do you want on your Tombstone?"

[skilz4milz]

Customer Service Notice:

"Helen Waite is now in charge of all rush orders. If you are in a hurry, just go to Helen Waite".

[rem sleep]

Better Ingredients. Better Pizza. Papa Johns.

[Jimmy Proffett]

Stay thirsty my friends