The DonJuan thread: Anything goes...

[SBR Lou]

Some people take themselves too seriously.

"If I release my plays, a pattern will be detected, and the handicapping principles which I've spent thousands of hours on will be leaked and EVERYONE will notice. My plays will be examined under the utmost powerful ultraviolet light and be thoroughly spread apart on a spreadsheet so advanced Ganchrow is still trying to break the code. ALL of my plays will then be POUNDED by the entire SBR community in the future before I'm even able to bet them, all because I posted a couple plays here and there. It is not EV for me to do so!!!!!"

[pokernut9999]

I have to give DonJuan credit.

Here is a post that is basically bashing this guy and he plays along, where other posters have cried and had it removed to the private forum.

Your a class act DonJuan.

[matskralc]

And what exactly does one stand to gain by posting their plays?

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

[raiders72002]

Who posted this?

"If I release my plays, a pattern will be detected, and the handicapping principles which I've spent thousands of hours on will be leaked and EVERYONE will notice. My plays will be examined under the utmost powerful ultraviolet light and be thoroughly spread apart on a spreadsheet so advanced Ganchrow is still trying to break the code. ALL of my plays will then be POUNDED by the entire SBR community in the future before I'm even able to bet them, all because I posted a couple plays here and there. It is not EV for me to do so!!!!!"

[LT Profits]

I come here for:

1) To keep abreast of happenings in the industry -- specifically regarding specific books. SBR is the best place for that.

2) To learn. Ganch, Justin, etc are great sources of information.

3) Occasionally to chat with other gamblers about any variety of topics.

4) To win Basketball Parlay contests.

Oh and you are FAR FROM an ass durito.

[SBR Lou]

Who posted this?

I wrote it. Was just being sarcastic.

[LT Profits]

crazyl parody.

Very funny too.

[donjuan]

It was, presumably, Crazyl's attempt to impersonate me. He's right, it's not EV for me to do so. In fact it's not EV for me to do anything at all, ever, because not being EV is a phrase that makes absolutely no sense.

[raiders72002]

I wrote it. Was just being sarcastic

[pico]

atlas shrugged