Option 1: Whore pay....Become a male whore in Costa Rica, tourists will pay you 50 cents for blowjobs, once you've accumulated a 1000 you can drop by our office and deposit and Matchbook will reimburse the 50% deposit fees in the form of commission credits aka monopoly money
Option 2: Drug mule....Become a drug mule for a Costa Rican drug lord, you will have bags of coke rammed up your ass and put on the next flight to the states, for each muling you will be paid 1000 which you can then deposit into matchbook with usual 50% fees reimbursed in the form of a $50 gift card to Kohl's
Option 3: Slavery....You can sell yourself into slavery in which case you will become the property of one of our Costa Rican investors, after 5 years of slavery you will earn your freedom and a 10000 balance at matchbook (80% deposit fees will be reimbursed in the form of used condoms)
I can appreciate them trying to make their site easier to deposit to and these options are better than the ones they currently offer but still
Option 2: Drug mule....Become a drug mule for a Costa Rican drug lord, you will have bags of coke rammed up your ass and put on the next flight to the states, for each muling you will be paid 1000 which you can then deposit into matchbook with usual 50% fees reimbursed in the form of a $50 gift card to Kohl's
Option 3: Slavery....You can sell yourself into slavery in which case you will become the property of one of our Costa Rican investors, after 5 years of slavery you will earn your freedom and a 10000 balance at matchbook (80% deposit fees will be reimbursed in the form of used condoms)
I can appreciate them trying to make their site easier to deposit to and these options are better than the ones they currently offer but still
