Too STUPID knocking a .500% HANDICAPPER

[diogee]

fadethefish.com exclusive free pick of the day: Cle Indians

[swede96]

Fake site...phuck. Why does everyone here make up fake sites.

I was actually worried that one might be real. There is some weird stuff on the internets.

[WE EAT FISH]

Who the PHUCK is this pitcher Cueto? I never heard of this kok! Max table wager on the Dbacks.

I said the EXACT same thing in MLB HANDICAPPING

[Kellen]

I will be putting my entire bankroll on Pittsburgh today because I have never heard of Mike Hampton. Im a huge Braves fan and didnt know this guy pitched for the Braves. Who is he? Insight anyone?

[MrFresh]

Im officially subscribing to fadethefish.com.

[WE EAT FISH]

I will be putting my entire bankroll on Pittsburgh today because I have never heard of Mike Hampton. Im a huge Braves fan and didnt know this guy pitched for the Braves. Who is he? Insight anyone?

You NEVER heard of HAMPTON and you talk SMACK? GOD HELP YOU!

[buztah]

I said the EXACT same thing in MLB HANDICAPPING

Oh really? You see! Great minds think alike!

[Kellen]

I said the EXACT same thing in MLB HANDICAPPING

Hes even too goddamn stupid to realize when someone is mocking him.

neverheardofthisguy.com

[Kellen]

You NEVER heard of HAMPTON and you talk SMACK? GOD HELP YOU!

who is he, was he a closer for the Rockies?

[diogee]

who is he, was he a closer for the Rockies?

Closer for the Rockets.

[WE EAT FISH]

Closer for the Rockets.

I AM NOT STUPID I can see SARCASM

[diogee]

I AM NOT STUPID I can see SARCASM

Sarcasm...now I am really confused.
Are you being sarcastic or serious?

[WE EAT FISH]

Sarcasm...now I am really confused.
Are you being sarcastic or serious?

When I read your POSTS I CAN catch on to YOU YOU are VERY SARCASTIC because you DONT HAVE A JOB

[Kellen]

When I read your POSTS I CAN catch on to YOU YOU are VERY SARCASTIC because you DONT HAVE A JOB

Is that what makes people sarcastic? Lack of a job?

Where are you from Fish, IVe asked 8 times already

[diogee]

When I read your POSTS I CAN catch on to YOU YOU are VERY SARCASTIC because you DONT HAVE A JOB

I do have a job...I just choose not to work it right now since I like getting paid to do nothing.

[diogee]

Is that what makes people sarcastic? Lack of a job?

Where are you from Fish, IVe asked 8 times already

I have never met someone who works and is sarcastic before.

[swede96]

I think that since Fishiepoo has mastered bold (though hasn't realized that we can SEE it's bold and that he doesn't need to point it out), I should try to teach him punctuation.

https://www.publicschoolsfailedthefish.com

[diogee]

I think that since Fishiepoo has mastered bold (though hasn't realized that we can SEE it's bold and that he doesn't need to point it out), I should try to teach him punctuation.

www.publicschoolsfailedthefish.com

FAKE
STUPID
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[Kellen]

I blocked everyone in this thread. I cant block you but you know I want you blocked because I said I blocked you all.

[swede96]

Kellen, that post makes me want to french kiss you in the rain.

[20Four7]

ZERO and TWO on BAD BEATS still I can WIN .500% this season JUST STARTED people do NOT realize this MLB season is 162 games PER TEAM

Wow that must mean we have thousands of games to bet on. Never realized that. I'm beginning to see the light since I went to www.weneedmorefish.net.

[20Four7]

Kellen, that post makes me want to french kiss you in the rain.

Wow, could I at least get a spanking them (note it should be then but I didn't want to ruin the spirit of fishes thread)......

Iwanttobekellenfrenchkissingswedeinthera in.org is my next favourite site.

[swede96]

20Four7, you at LEAST deserve a spanking...and I think I can get the other girls in on it too. We heart you, you know.

[20Four7]

20Four7, you at LEAST deserve a spanking...and I think I can get the other girls in on it too. We heart you, you know.

I'm glad you guys/girls/whatever still heart me. Please I know I deserve the spanking so give it to me.

dontspankthefish.com tho......

[Arnold]

ZERO and TWO on BAD BEATS still I can WIN .500% this season JUST STARTED people do NOT realize this MLB season is 162 games PER TEAM

I think it's impossible to win .5% of your games. But if you do manage to achieve such number, then we all be happy to fade you and be 99.5%!

[diogee]

I think it's impossible to win .5% of your games. But if you do manage to achieve such number, then we all be happy to fade you and be 99.5%!

If he can indeed win .5% of his games then I will gladly fade him for him in every game and chalk up that .5% as a loss.

[Willie Bee]

ZERO and TWO on BAD BEATS still I can WIN .500% this season JUST STARTED people do NOT realize this MLB season is 162 games PER TEAM

Wow, a whole .500%?! That is frickin' amazing. You're big time, Fishy Boy. Why let's see, exactly how much is POINT-5%? Give me some time to calculate this. After all, I went to Texas A&M.

Ok, that is incredible. According to my ciphering, .500% works out to 1 in 200. That is some capping, sir. If you really do win 1 in 200, could I buy your picks, for fading purposes only, naturally.

Oh, and thanks for the note about each MLB team playing 162 games

[20Four7]

If he can indeed win .5% of his games then I will gladly fade him for him in every game and chalk up that .5% as a loss.

It's not really a loss, it's an expense for doing business with the fish. It's like juice if you win your never juiced.

[WE EAT FISH]

Wow, a whole .500%?! That is frickin' amazing. You're big time, Fishy Boy. Why let's see, exactly how much is POINT-5%? Give me some time to calculate this. After all, I went to Texas A&M.

Ok, that is incredible. According to my ciphering, .500% works out to 1 in 200. That is some capping, sir. If you really do win 1 in 200, could I buy your picks, for fading purposes only, naturally.

Oh, and thanks for the note about each MLB team playing 162 games

That is why you are a FILE CLERK and NOT a MLB HANDICAPPER you TRY to be smart but anyone can SEE THROUGH NONSENSE and KNOW who DOESNT WIN MLB

[diogee]

LMAO...FishdoesnotknowShit.com
Fadethefish.com

[diogee]

Wow, a whole .500%?! That is frickin' amazing. You're big time, Fishy Boy. Why let's see, exactly how much is POINT-5%? Give me some time to calculate this. After all, I went to Texas A&M.

Ok, that is incredible. According to my ciphering, .500% works out to 1 in 200. That is some capping, sir. If you really do win 1 in 200, could I buy your picks, for fading purposes only, naturally.

Oh, and thanks for the note about each MLB team playing 162 games

Very nicely put Willie...100% agree with this and thus the site fadethefish.com gets plenty of business. At .500% he is easily the worst handicapper ever.

[Kellen]

Very nicely put Willie...100% agree with this and thus the site fadethefish.com gets plenty of business. At .500% he is easily the worst handicapper ever.

Worst, or Best? No one on this site could cap .500% no matter how hard they tried.

[diogee]

Worst, or Best? No one on this site could cap .500% no matter how hard they tried.

True that has to take some serious skill...worst record wise but best skill wise.
fishgetsbarreledin.com

[Kellen]

Fish is losing 2 of his 4 plays early.

I didnt touch the AZ game but Im glad I bet the Nats. I couldnt help but take the Nats after Fish posted that stunning write up on them about how he hasnt heard of thier pitcher. That and Jamie Moyer cant throw over like 84mph.

[diogee]

I was really disappointed to be on 2 of his plays...he is well on his way to another good day for fadethefish clients.