Strip Club

[JerseyLove]

Im 24 and only have been to one strip club. Tom. I plan on going during lunch time. They have a 5 dollar lunch special with a beer. Is it weird im going alone during the day. I will prolly throw 200 towards the dancers

[onetrickpony]

is it weird eating lunch by urself for 4 years in high school?

yes but i have no shame and my mommy loves me

[JerseyLove]

I have a nice bank roll its good to break up the day with a strip club

[JimmysEgo]

Strippers prefer you to come to the establishment alone. You'll be doing them a favor. Do it.

[jjgold]

They are all the same

You see a few girls dancing and you see them all

no secrets, all basically the same

Do not waste your money guy, watch porn on internet and wack off in closet like I do

[Jimmy Proffett]

strip club in the afternoon? Better work up some beer goggles in the morning

[FuzzyDunlop]

Just realize that you can never unsee the horrors of the lunch shift strippers...ever. Steal a fork from the buffet so you can gouge your eyes out in the parking lot after.

[VegasInsider]

The only thing wrong with your plan is that you're going to eat there. Grab a Number 9 from D'Angelos, crush it in the parking lot, then get lapdances until your cock falls off.

[InTheDrink]

I love this place

[HoulihansTX]

Im 24 and only have been to one strip club. Tom. I plan on going during lunch time. They have a 5 dollar lunch special with a beer. Is it weird im going alone during the day. I will prolly throw 200 towards the dancers

Rule #1. Dont fall in love

#2 Wear basketball Shorts.(If you dont know why, try it out and then you will get my drift.)

[sickler]

Strippers prefer you to come to the establishment alone. You'll be doing them a favor. Do it.

Right, the strippers eye the ones in there alone as lonely and willing to empty their wallets for a bit of attention/companionship.

I lived with one - she had a few "customers" in love with her. They'd be at the club alone almost every night to see her, paying her not only for private dances but also to sit with them and talk. Sad. She only wanted their money.

[shaggy3000]

dont go to the strip club. for $200 at a bar you can get someone to actually go home with you. even if you are ugly as sin. look at Howard Stern or Drew Carry, these guys would stand a chance without money. there's no point seeing if you cant touch them

[THE PROFIT]

Toppers in Athens, GA

Tuesday is dollar night

[shaunovery]

Go at nite you'll have more time

[SBRMAN23]

never been to the strip club yet gotta try it one day just never understood paying someone to do some shit i can get a regular sexy girl to do for free lol.

[Iwinyourmoney]

strip clubs are great

[sickler]

dont go to the strip club. for $200 at a bar you can get someone to actually go home with you. even if you are ugly as sin. look at Howard Stern or Drew Carry, these guys would stand a chance without money. there's no point seeing if you cant touch them

The topic of dating strippers was brought up here before. I think it was Blitty who was going to ask a stripper out on a date. Strippers don't date customers, they want to keep them as customers. At least that's what I know from the one I was with and her friends. You might find a druggie stripper who will leave with a customer if he has her fix.

[JimmysEgo]

when strippers go on a "date" outside of work with a customer, that usually means the customer takes them around shopping. depending on how trashy she is, you might get a little extra afterwards, but do you really want it?

[Flight]

Rule #1. Dont fall in love

#2 Wear basketball Shorts.(If you dont know why, try it out and then you will get my drift.)

Sharp fukkin post

[Flight]

Question though Houli, afterward do you just stand up and walk to the bar with the mast up like that? I mean is that cool or sort of frowned upon? I suppose etiquette demands a few minutes sitting down sipping a beer?

[Statman]

As strange as this may sound, make sure you wash your hands when leaving!!

[cant call it]

I cant even eat breakfast anymore unless its at a strip club

[C-Gold]

They are all the same

You see a few girls dancing and you see them all

no secrets, all basically the same

Do not waste your money guy, watch porn on internet and wack off in closet like I do

[Reload]

No problem going to the strip clubs alone - you will always have a good time. Good place to watch games sometimes - nice babes to check out during the commercial breaks!

[sickler]

when strippers go on a "date" outside of work with a customer, that usually means the customer takes them around shopping. depending on how trashy she is, you might get a little extra afterwards, but do you really want it?

Ah there is the Sugar Daddy angle for some I suppose. That would be really pathetic if Daddy isn't getting any play. I feel sorry for the saps spending their paycheques on strippers who give them the idea that they like them. Those girls are very manipulative, know how to work a room.

I sure wasn't being used for money. The one I was with made more money than I did. She liked sitting on my face and taking it up the ass. I didn't like her much, didn't like her friends, but I sure did love her pussy.

[BRAVES1985]

never been there in the middle of the day

[guitarjosh]

Just realize that you can never unsee the horrors of the lunch shift strippers...ever. Steal a fork from the buffet so you can gouge your eyes out in the parking lot after.

I've heard that some of the girls that strip on the lunch shift look like they gave birth that morning.

[sickler]

Lunchtime. Too much soberness, money doesn't flow from pockets easily.....

The hot lil charmers won't take that shift...

[AbeFroman]

Wouldn't recommend the lunch shift, for the numerous reasons above.

[iceminers26]

The girls that work the lunch shift are usually the hottest depending on what city you're in, if you are in a big business city this is almost always the case.

[Kindred]

by the time I was 24 I was already sick of titty bars graduated to massage parlors