How many of you have loan sharks after you?

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  • mathdotcom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #1
    How many of you have loan sharks after you?
    My phone is ringin' off the hook; I'm stressed out... feel like the world is closing in on me.

  • buztah
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-23-07
    • 7470

    #2
    AZ +100 to make the pain go away.
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    • curious
      Restricted User
      • 07-20-07
      • 9093

      #3
      Originally posted by mathdotcom
      My phone is ringin' off the hook; I'm stressed out... feel like the world is closing in on me.

      So, hook up a recording device to your phone and get the mo fos on tape discussing the fact that they are illegal sports bookies and they are now using illegal loan sharking methods to collect an illegal debt, then go have a chat with your Assistant DA.
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #4
        I used loan sharks before for gambling leverage, most are good guys if you pay them on time and be honest.
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        • mathdotcom
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-24-08
          • 11689

          #5
          They are too smart for that, curious. They talk about the favor they did for me, and the favor I gotta do for them in return.

          They are holding my girlfriend in a basement similar to the one JJ lives in. They say they are going to cut off one of her fingers every day I am late w/ the dough. I don't really care, she gives kinda crappy handjobs, but I'm worried about what they're gonna do after 10 days.
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          • frankiecheese
            SBR Hustler
            • 03-31-08
            • 92

            #6
            Loan Sharks

            Nope -- fortunate for me -- I haven't had that problem. Luckily, I only bet with money I can afford to lose -- yeah right!!! Well, at least I take a break when I lose too much.
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            • seaborneq
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 09-08-06
              • 22556

              #7
              BowlingGreenSux is buddy's with a loan shark, talk to him at the prosthetic clinic on the ocean floor.
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              • pico
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 04-05-07
                • 27321

                #8
                Originally posted by mathdotcom
                They are too smart for that, curious. They talk about the favor they did for me, and the favor I gotta do for them in return.

                They are holding my girlfriend in a basement similar to the one JJ lives in. They say they are going to cut off one of her fingers every day I am late w/ the dough. I don't really care, she gives kinda crappy handjobs, but I'm worried about what they're gonna do after 10 days.
                she still has 10 toes. then arms, and foot. better hope they're surgeons, that'll give you couple more days.
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                • mathdotcom
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-24-08
                  • 11689

                  #9
                  Already lost her toes in construction site accident. No time to spare.

                  Booked my flight to Iceland. Will be living out the rest of my life in a tugboat.
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                  • joe blow
                    SBR Wise Guy
                    • 05-09-06
                    • 775

                    #10
                    First off don't hide..They will find you anyway.
                    Call him and tell him your situation and ask him if you can add the juice you owe with alittle extra to your total amt.Then make a payment plan you can stick with.I'm assuming you are paying 2 points a week?
                    Don't listen to the poster curious,that kind of answer could get you hurt real bad.
                    GL
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                    • mathdotcom
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-24-08
                      • 11689

                      #11
                      He wants it all at once. Also, he is not the type you can negotiate with (he is deaf)

                      Just sent him an email. Says only juice he will take is my blood.

                      I hear Iceland is nice. Mermaids and shit.
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                      • pico
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 04-05-07
                        • 27321

                        #12
                        Originally posted by mathdotcom
                        He wants it all at once. Also, he is not the type you can negotiate with (he is deaf)

                        Just sent him an email. Says only juice he will take is my blood.
                        I hear Iceland is nice. Mermaids and shit.
                        you need to find another loan shark with a bail out game. or start stealing things to sell.
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                        • curious
                          Restricted User
                          • 07-20-07
                          • 9093

                          #13
                          Originally posted by mathdotcom
                          He wants it all at once. Also, he is not the type you can negotiate with (he is deaf)

                          Just sent him an email. Says only juice he will take is my blood.

                          I hear Iceland is nice. Mermaids and shit.
                          Why don't you just go ghost the muther phukker?
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                          • mathdotcom
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-24-08
                            • 11689

                            #14
                            He is sharp, he would hear me coming.
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                            • pico
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 04-05-07
                              • 27321

                              #15
                              Originally posted by mathdotcom
                              He is sharp, he would hear me coming.
                              how?
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                              • mathdotcom
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-24-08
                                • 11689

                                #16
                                I wear pumps, so I make a lot of noise when I walk. This guy can hear any little sound and blow your head off w/ his .22
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