Anyone Live In NJ Want To Start A Gentleman's Club?

[jjgold]

A place to hang out weekly and bull shit, cards, eating, ect

[AgainstAllOdds]

pal, I live in NY I'll talk with some of my mob friends from NJ and see what I can do for ya.

[Panic]

A place to hang out weekly and bull shit, cards, eating, ect

How much money you got?

[pico]

ba da bing

[OLGC_Slayer]

Will this be like the FreeMasons.
I'll start a chapter here in Canada, but only if there is a secret handshake.

[compaqDikk]

we'll have a coat rug where the gentlemen can remove and store their cat rugs at the entrance. apparently strippers are into baldies. don't know why. normally at 2am when the club turns its lights on, the guys scramble like cokkroaches so as to not see all the flab and wrinkles on these whores

this just may work. tell the bank loan guy about it and he'll back it

[The Prick]

A place to hang out weekly and bull shit, cards, eating, ect

figgered Hanky was gonna open a whore house and run it by hand 'til he got some talent hired

[mathdotcom]

will there be bikini waitresses serving a selection of cole cuts?

[swede96]

Yes, I'll be there.

[mathdotcom]

Can I pull your hair and shit?

[Shark79]

Why would u wanna pull her hair and then sh!t?

Ur fvked up in the head MDC

[Reload]

I'll stop by when I am in the area every so often.

[mathdotcom]

Shark,

When are you going to get in tune with your sexuality and shit?

[Shark79]

When u make sense

[mathdotcom]

Do I really have to explain?

[swede96]

Can I pull your hair and shit?

Like pull my hair and stuff, or actually defecate?

[mathdotcom]

Stuff

[mathdotcom]

Do you ever get your pigtails stuck in doors and shit?

[Robyn]

A Gentleman's Club?

Good luck with that JJ as there are very few of them here at SBR.

Also, if you do form this club, make sure not to call it "Cheaters".

[swede96]

Stuff

Then the answer is yes.

[swede96]

Do you ever get your pigtails stuck in doors and shit?

Not yet, but I'm sure it will happen someday.

[Reload]

A Gentleman's Club?

Good luck with that JJ as there are very few of them here at SBR.

Also, if you do form this club, make sure not to call it "Cheaters".

Yeah - that would be a BAD idea for a name.

[mathdotcom]

Swede

Can you make an avatar of you gripping a banana? So hot.

[Robyn]

LOL!!

I like this mathdotcom guy.

[swede96]

Yeah - that would be a BAD idea for a name.

Yeah, another "Only in Rhode Island..." type thing.

[swede96]

Swede

Can you make an avatar of you gripping a banana? So hot.

I'll work on that. I don't think I have any at home and I really don't feel like going to the store today.

[mathdotcom]

What about zucchini, cucumber, or a cellphone from the early 90s?

[swede96]

What about zucchini, cucumber, or a cellphone from the early 90s?

I'm down!

I'll find something for you mathdotcom.

[Robyn]

A baby carrot would even work, I'm sure.

[swede96]

I have those!

[mathdotcom]

First you razz on JJ and now you have to give me a hard time about my small pecker. I've had to deal w/ this issue my whole life. A guy told me to take a potato w/ me to the beach to wear in my speedo. Of course the idiot didnt say I had to put it in the front.

[Robyn]

Having a small dick isn't a big deal. It isn't like you picked it out of a catalog, right?

[Reload]

Yeah, another "Only in Rhode Island..." type thing.

Yeah, even with how corrupt New Jersey is run there's nothing like what they can get away with in Providence.