Anyone Live In NJ Want To Start A Gentleman's Club?

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Anyone Live In NJ Want To Start A Gentleman's Club?
    A place to hang out weekly and bull shit, cards, eating, ect
  • AgainstAllOdds
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-24-08
    • 6053

    #2
    pal, I live in NY I'll talk with some of my mob friends from NJ and see what I can do for ya.
    Originally posted by SBR_John
    AAO = good dude. Buying you a drink in Vegas buddy.
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    • Panic
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 01-06-08
      • 10367

      #3
      Originally posted by jjgold
      A place to hang out weekly and bull shit, cards, eating, ect


      How much money you got?
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      • pico
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 04-05-07
        • 27321

        #4
        ba da bing
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        • OLGC_Slayer
          SBR MVP
          • 02-28-08
          • 2186

          #5
          Will this be like the FreeMasons.
          I'll start a chapter here in Canada, but only if there is a secret handshake.
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          • compaqDikk
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 10-08-05
            • 5699

            #6
            we'll have a coat rug where the gentlemen can remove and store their cat rugs at the entrance. apparently strippers are into baldies. don't know why. normally at 2am when the club turns its lights on, the guys scramble like cokkroaches so as to not see all the flab and wrinkles on these whores

            this just may work. tell the bank loan guy about it and he'll back it
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            • The Prick
              SBR MVP
              • 08-31-05
              • 4965

              #7
              Originally posted by jjgold
              A place to hang out weekly and bull shit, cards, eating, ect
              figgered Hanky was gonna open a whore house and run it by hand 'til he got some talent hired
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              • mathdotcom
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 03-24-08
                • 11689

                #8
                will there be bikini waitresses serving a selection of cole cuts?
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                • swede96
                  SBR MVP
                  • 12-05-07
                  • 3875

                  #9
                  Yes, I'll be there.
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                  • mathdotcom
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 03-24-08
                    • 11689

                    #10
                    Can I pull your hair and shit?
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                    • Shark79
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-19-07
                      • 11211

                      #11
                      Why would u wanna pull her hair and then sh!t?

                      Ur fvked up in the head MDC
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                      • Reload
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-23-08
                        • 12250

                        #12
                        I'll stop by when I am in the area every so often.
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                        • mathdotcom
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 03-24-08
                          • 11689

                          #13
                          Shark,

                          When are you going to get in tune with your sexuality and shit?
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                          • Shark79
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 11-19-07
                            • 11211

                            #14
                            When u make sense
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                            • mathdotcom
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 03-24-08
                              • 11689

                              #15
                              Do I really have to explain?
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                              • swede96
                                SBR MVP
                                • 12-05-07
                                • 3875

                                #16
                                Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                Can I pull your hair and shit?
                                Like pull my hair and stuff, or actually defecate?
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                                • mathdotcom
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-24-08
                                  • 11689

                                  #17
                                  Stuff
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                                  • mathdotcom
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 03-24-08
                                    • 11689

                                    #18
                                    Do you ever get your pigtails stuck in doors and shit?
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                                    • Robyn
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 02-05-08
                                      • 9681

                                      #19
                                      A Gentleman's Club?

                                      Good luck with that JJ as there are very few of them here at SBR.

                                      Also, if you do form this club, make sure not to call it "Cheaters".
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                                      • swede96
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 12-05-07
                                        • 3875

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                        Stuff
                                        Then the answer is yes.
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                                        • swede96
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 12-05-07
                                          • 3875

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                          Do you ever get your pigtails stuck in doors and shit?
                                          Not yet, but I'm sure it will happen someday.
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                                          • Reload
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 03-23-08
                                            • 12250

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Robyn
                                            A Gentleman's Club?

                                            Good luck with that JJ as there are very few of them here at SBR.

                                            Also, if you do form this club, make sure not to call it "Cheaters".
                                            Yeah - that would be a BAD idea for a name.
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                                            • mathdotcom
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 03-24-08
                                              • 11689

                                              #23
                                              Swede

                                              Can you make an avatar of you gripping a banana? So hot.
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                                              • Robyn
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 02-05-08
                                                • 9681

                                                #24
                                                LOL!!

                                                I like this mathdotcom guy.
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                                                • swede96
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 12-05-07
                                                  • 3875

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Reload
                                                  Yeah - that would be a BAD idea for a name.
                                                  Yeah, another "Only in Rhode Island..." type thing.
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                                                  • swede96
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 12-05-07
                                                    • 3875

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                                    Swede

                                                    Can you make an avatar of you gripping a banana? So hot.
                                                    I'll work on that. I don't think I have any at home and I really don't feel like going to the store today.
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                                                    • mathdotcom
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 03-24-08
                                                      • 11689

                                                      #27
                                                      What about zucchini, cucumber, or a cellphone from the early 90s?
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                                                      • swede96
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 12-05-07
                                                        • 3875

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                                        What about zucchini, cucumber, or a cellphone from the early 90s?



                                                        I'm down!

                                                        I'll find something for you mathdotcom.
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                                                        • Robyn
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 02-05-08
                                                          • 9681

                                                          #29
                                                          A baby carrot would even work, I'm sure.
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                                                          • swede96
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 12-05-07
                                                            • 3875

                                                            #30
                                                            I have those!
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                                                            • mathdotcom
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 03-24-08
                                                              • 11689

                                                              #31
                                                              First you razz on JJ and now you have to give me a hard time about my small pecker. I've had to deal w/ this issue my whole life. A guy told me to take a potato w/ me to the beach to wear in my speedo. Of course the idiot didnt say I had to put it in the front.
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                                                              • Robyn
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 02-05-08
                                                                • 9681

                                                                #32
                                                                Having a small dick isn't a big deal. It isn't like you picked it out of a catalog, right?
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                                                                • Reload
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 03-23-08
                                                                  • 12250

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by swede96
                                                                  Yeah, another "Only in Rhode Island..." type thing.
                                                                  Yeah, even with how corrupt New Jersey is run there's nothing like what they can get away with in Providence.

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