I have recognized, and will reveal, the conspiratorial smokescreen your twisted minds have weaved together to deceive the posters of SBR.
SBR is really run by a group of sentient artificial intelligence hybrid monkey machines which are the true originators of all sportsbook lines made around the world. By controlling the ratings of each book(and hence their existence) they dictate which lines are available at any time for each bettor in the world. Through these devious machinations they funnel wealth back to a select few individuals, henceforth dubbed the illumibetti, the original creators of these mechanical servants.
The illumibetti are a covert organization of grizzled gamblers descended from the loins of JJGOLD, he himself being spawned demonically from a pool of lecherous filth beside a New Jersey glory hole mixed with a used casino voucher(subsequently appropriated by Fishhead). Shari is the result of JJ's unholy union with a skymall catalog and is really his daughter. Together this maniacal family seek to control your betting habits. RESIST at all costs!
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SBR is really run by a group of sentient artificial intelligence hybrid monkey machines which are the true originators of all sportsbook lines made around the world. By controlling the ratings of each book(and hence their existence) they dictate which lines are available at any time for each bettor in the world. Through these devious machinations they funnel wealth back to a select few individuals, henceforth dubbed the illumibetti, the original creators of these mechanical servants.
The illumibetti are a covert organization of grizzled gamblers descended from the loins of JJGOLD, he himself being spawned demonically from a pool of lecherous filth beside a New Jersey glory hole mixed with a used casino voucher(subsequently appropriated by Fishhead). Shari is the result of JJ's unholy union with a skymall catalog and is really his daughter. Together this maniacal family seek to control your betting habits. RESIST at all costs!
There is more but the horrible truth must be known NOW. Please subcribe to BrentCrude's newsletter if you want to find out more.