JJ, Shari, The charade is up.

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  • mrmarket
    SBR MVP
    • 01-26-10
    • 4953

    #1
    JJ, Shari, The charade is up.
    I have recognized, and will reveal, the conspiratorial smokescreen your twisted minds have weaved together to deceive the posters of SBR.

    SBR is really run by a group of sentient artificial intelligence hybrid monkey machines which are the true originators of all sportsbook lines made around the world. By controlling the ratings of each book(and hence their existence) they dictate which lines are available at any time for each bettor in the world. Through these devious machinations they funnel wealth back to a select few individuals, henceforth dubbed the illumibetti, the original creators of these mechanical servants.

    The illumibetti are a covert organization of grizzled gamblers descended from the loins of JJGOLD, he himself being spawned demonically from a pool of lecherous filth beside a New Jersey glory hole mixed with a used casino voucher(subsequently appropriated by Fishhead). Shari is the result of JJ's unholy union with a skymall catalog and is really his daughter. Together this maniacal family seek to control your betting habits. RESIST at all costs!

    There is more but the horrible truth must be known NOW. Please subcribe to BrentCrude's newsletter if you want to find out more.
  • tanner40
    SBR MVP
    • 03-24-10
    • 2129

    #2
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    • thezbar
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-29-06
      • 6421

      #3
      Mr Market whatever drugs you are taking I want to buy some.
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388189

        #4
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        • pavyracer
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 04-12-07
          • 82551

          #5
          This guy may be too bright for his age.
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388189

            #6
            Smart guy but not as smart as Paver
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            • benjy
              SBR MVP
              • 02-19-09
              • 2158

              #7
              Brilliant. Great post.
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              • legendmatt34
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 03-15-09
                • 737

                #8
                shari

                Still rules!~
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                • shari91
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 02-23-10
                  • 32661

                  #9
                  Another thread with my name in the title. And to be honest, I have no clue how you purport I tie into anything relevant.

                  Love you though market. When I become a pothead and appreciate this kind of stuff, I'll let you know. All the best.
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388189

                    #10
                    Shari stop bringing it on

                    We know you love your name out there

                    Your an ego fukkn maniac
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                    • nosniboR11
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 09-02-08
                      • 10042

                      #11
                      Originally posted by shari91
                      Another thread with my name in the title. And to be honest, I have no clue how you purport I tie into anything relevant. Love you though market. When I become a pothead and appreciate this kind of stuff, I'll let you know. All the best.
                      i know little girl you skipped pot and straight to the needle huh
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                      • mrmarket
                        SBR MVP
                        • 01-26-10
                        • 4953

                        #12
                        Originally posted by shari91
                        Another thread with my name in the title. And to be honest, I have no clue how you purport I tie into anything relevant.

                        Love you though market. When I become a pothead and appreciate this kind of stuff, I'll let you know. All the best.
                        Shari, I am sure you are a lovely person but the use of your name in the title and your inclusion into my truth babbling has little to do with you and everything to do with JJ. JJ for whatever unfortunate(to you) reason is attracted to you like a bear to honey. His tired gambling eyes pick your name out from a sea of threads and he is compelled to post. This amuses me and is something I would describe as akin to catching a Leprechaun. I appreciate the extent of his creativity, as do you, I'm sure.

                        If it bothers you however, I will cease to do so, replacing your name instead with Pinching,Spindling,Ram Rodding and/or package grinding.

                        Anyway, now that this is aired, please to be saying hi to the kiddo, and accept my best wishes for his and your health and prosperity.

                        MM
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388189

                          #13
                          Marketman call me

                          Shari cannot get enough of her name being thrown around, if she did not like it she would elave site

                          She will be in this thread posting withing 6 hrs
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                          • benjy
                            SBR MVP
                            • 02-19-09
                            • 2158

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jjgold
                            Marketman call me

                            Shari cannot get enough of her name being thrown around, if she did not like it she would elave site

                            She will be in this thread posting withing 6 hrs
                            You pathetic twit. I don't know if it's shtick or sour grapes but you're behaving like a petulant child.

                            Grow up.
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