I wish I could get laid as much as some of the guys here...

**shaggy3000** · 01-26-11, 07:34 PM

get drunk and hit on fat chicks. or if you want something better youll have to work harder.

i suggest watching the first 15 minutes of Spread. movie isnt very good but when ashton kutcher explains how he gets women in the beginning of the movie hes telling the truth. get in the car with them and sign some stupid song as loud as you can with them. theyll be naked by the end of the night!

**CJAretired** · 01-26-11, 07:40 PM

much easier these days then when i was younger, of course much more risk as well

**Dirty Sanchez** · 01-26-11, 07:41 PM

Originally posted by EDDIE MONEY LINE

Please give me some advice...I need some help so I can get some vagina soon. Any help is appreciated.

Dude forget about girls....some guys just don't have it...just ask coach or bobbyfk

My suggestion is just become a polesmoker and get it over with

**jnickell100** · 01-26-11, 07:43 PM

The majority on here are losers that are living with mom and dad or dont come out of their house. The only way they get laid is

**BIGDAY** · 01-26-11, 07:46 PM

Hit the gym!

**OmgUrMom** · 01-26-11, 07:48 PM

rock the sweatshirt

**Ace_of_Spades** · 01-26-11, 07:49 PM

Yeah, hitting the Gym might be an idea. Especially if you are fat.

**TR88** · 01-26-11, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by BIGDAY

Hit the gym!

**Rod1010** · 01-26-11, 08:00 PM

he was being sarcastic . he bangs more chicks then anyone here

**ngates815** · 01-26-11, 08:04 PM

Originally posted by Rod1010

he was being sarcastic . he bangs more chicks then anyone here

Watch out...I heard he's moving up to Canada, You him and canuck will have a great time. Although the rest of North American women will just have to wait for you guys to come visit the states, since all of the rest of us can't get any.

**Rod1010** · 01-26-11, 08:05 PM

ngates ???? im gay and ive never touched a girl in my life ...

help me out bud

**QuantumLeap** · 01-26-11, 08:18 PM

backpage.com.

It's what I use when I'm in a pinch and haven't had any for a while.

**jjgold** · 01-26-11, 08:38 PM

Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez

Dude forget about girls....some guys just don't have it...just ask coach or bobbyfk

My suggestion is just become a polesmoker and get it over with

exactly

Post of the night

**ngates815** · 01-26-11, 08:39 PM

Originally posted by Rod1010

ngates ???? im gay and ive never touched a girl in my life ...

help me out bud

you don't say....

**anthonydiamondLC** · 01-26-11, 08:46 PM

take d-bol for a month followed by winstrol hit the gym 4x wk and you'll be alright.

**loudpacmanjones** · 01-26-11, 08:54 PM

Originally posted by QuantumLeap

backpage.com.

It's what I use when I'm in a pinch and haven't had any for a while.

Hahahaha.

**Le_Donk** · 01-26-11, 09:11 PM

just learn some pua lines and try them on some drunk fat chicks, you will see that it aint that hard.

**THE PROFIT** · 01-26-11, 09:54 PM

you cant be shy. when I was younger I was a little shy & later realized all these girls I thought was hot wanted to fuk me but I never asked them out.

When I got older I asked a lot of women out & went out with a lot of chicks. If one said she had a boyfriend I would advise her not to bring him because I doubt he would have any fun & it would be a bit awkward

Now Im in my mid thirties & cut out the middleman, I just ask them if they wanna fuk.

**onetrickpony** · 01-26-11, 09:58 PM

profit

**EDDIE MONEY LINE** · 01-27-11, 07:26 PM

you guys are the best...thanks

I'm gonna try to use all of ur advice, except the pole smoking part hahaha

**daneault23** · 01-27-11, 07:37 PM

Yeah hit the gym, and be confident, but not cocky.

**Chugs** · 01-27-11, 07:45 PM

Go out and get drunk at bars and simply ask girls if they wanna bang ... You will get turned down a lot, but the law of averages WILL play in your favor.

**shaggy3000** · 01-27-11, 07:52 PM

When I got older I asked a lot of women out & went out with a lot of chicks. If one said she had a boyfriend I would advise her not to bring him because I doubt he would have any fun & it would be a bit awkward

best line ive heard in a while Profit.... i use to always think that just means try a little hard and theyre mine but that just jumps past trying harder and straight into getting her laughing.

this site is turning into more of a Playboy 101 class than a gambling site

**EDDIE MONEY LINE** · 01-27-11, 08:36 PM

playboy 101 and gambling 101 are 2 requirements in my school of life

**BettingWizard** · 01-27-11, 09:24 PM

Do an Affirmation for 30 days - It works

google it

**JohnGalt2341** · 01-27-11, 09:43 PM

You should also consider trying to win several millions in the lottery. I'm pretty sure you could get laid if you had several millions.

**36mafia** · 01-27-11, 10:35 PM

get a dog

**36mafia** · 01-27-11, 10:36 PM

bark bark bark

**onetrickpony** · 01-27-11, 10:40 PM

or meow meow

u know the crazy cat lady next door, great conversation starter

**36mafia** · 01-27-11, 10:43 PM

ruff ruff ruff