That NASCAR press conference just made me want to go on a murdering spree

[stevek173]

Everyone who runs NASCAR

Every driver

Every fan

Why not just come out and say "We are doing a great job" and then just stand there and pat yourself on the back for 20 minutes

Gay sport, tough to even refer to it as one. Gay personalities on the drivers. And let's not forget the 3 toothed fans smashed on mooshine snuggling up in eachothers' sleeping bags and spooning each other.

Awful, just awful.

I am FUMING.

[pavyracer]

I think we found the bcongemini of NASCAR.

[obamaismyuncle]

watching NASCAR is like listening to bateman

[757sFinest]

Well go ahead, throw one in the chamber, turn it around and start and end the spree all at once.

[Optional]

Enough about our teeth! Old chopper and his two mates are all I need to get 20lbs of BBQ down each race weekend. And less teeth make it easier to get the beer down fast... as my dear old mamma always said.

[Socrates]

NascAr, Lets GiT fuked up Ya-ll!