Getting Older Is Not Cool

**peppy1996** · 01-23-11, 08:51 AM

At least getting older won't affect my memory. It's always been terrible.

**horseexpert** · 01-23-11, 08:56 AM

It happens to everybody. Just keep notes.

**BRAVES1985** · 01-23-11, 08:58 AM

**doublej95** · 01-23-11, 10:01 AM

it gets worse, you start to forget where the note is after you right everything down on it.

**Mr KLC** · 01-23-11, 12:06 PM

Originally posted by doublej95

it gets worse, you start to forget where the note is after you right everything down on it.

Yeah, I'm trying to find my notebook right now, as we speak.

**saints7011** · 01-23-11, 12:42 PM

I know what you mean , I went to the doctor last month and was diagnosed with alzheimers , it could've been worse , he could've told me I have alzheimers...

**terpkeg** · 01-23-11, 12:51 PM

Better than the alternative.

**chilidog** · 01-23-11, 12:52 PM

“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...

...and you finish off as an orgasm.”

George Carlin

**DwightShrute** · 01-23-11, 12:54 PM

Originally posted by chilidog

“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...

...and you finish off as an orgasm.”

George Carlin

**mikeanite** · 01-23-11, 06:27 PM

get a smartphone, it'll help

**Slim** · 01-23-11, 07:41 PM

Getting old sucks

**Ace_of_Spades** · 01-23-11, 07:51 PM

Getting old does suck. I want to be 20 again.

**Dutch** · 01-23-11, 09:16 PM

I'll be watching a good show, commercials come on, I flip thru the channels, and then forget what the hell I was watching. I end up flipping thru channels all day, never really watching anything. Sucks.

**sickler** · 01-23-11, 09:39 PM

Originally posted by Mr KLC

In the past, I would make a mental note that a TV show is on, and watch it later. Now, I'll see a show is on in a half hour, and then forget all about it. I meant to go to Walmart today, and then forgot for a minute what I needed to get from there. It stinks having to write everything down.

Drink more caffeinated coffee. Improves memory.

**doublej95** · 01-23-11, 10:16 PM

Originally posted by sickler

Drink more caffeinated coffee. Improves memory.

i drink about a pot a day and then some hot tea, I just pee all day.

**sickler** · 01-23-11, 10:22 PM

Originally posted by doublej95

i drink about a pot a day and then some hot tea, I just pee all day.

I drain the lizard quite often myself...but have the memory of an elephant.

**QuantumLeap** · 01-24-11, 12:20 AM

How about when you get up from your chair and walk into the bedroom and then when you get there you forgot why you were going into the bedroom in the first place.

**scoobs** · 01-24-11, 12:26 AM

There are days I can't remember my name.

**SBRMAN23** · 01-24-11, 12:29 AM

Yea was jus talkn about this wid my friend lol

**beerman2619** · 01-24-11, 12:41 AM

i agree i can't even remember where i put my beer half the time.

**cj1356** · 01-24-11, 08:27 AM

id rather die young and beautiful than die old and sag

**Flyers21** · 01-24-11, 09:11 AM

The worst part is it takes 2 weeks to lose 5 pounds but you gain it all back in a couple days!

**mitote** · 01-24-11, 09:14 AM

What were we talking about in this thread? Excuse me for a minute I have to take a leak!

**str** · 01-24-11, 09:16 AM

Have a full list of things to do today and I can't find my fukkin glasses to read it.

**Jordan23** · 01-24-11, 11:42 AM

Once you hit a certain age everything is pretty much downhill from there!

**Thunder Gulch** · 01-24-11, 11:45 AM

My back is f>cked up from playing sports in high school and running marathons in my 20's and 30's....lesson is don't buy into the whole exercise myth.