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[mofome]

Now, let me get this straight. You can go out with the guys and pick up "ladies," and I cannot go out and pick up men? hmmm.

Do you really think that once I start ragaling men with my feminine wiles, that they will be able to recall a single thing you said?

1) of course

1) the fear they will have in their hearts will not allow them to bonafy anyway.

[Sportsgirl]

I'm sorry, Mo, but I simply cannot be pursuaded to share.

I really epected things between us to be more like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6V8KSBGLR4

[jjgold]

I rather be with Journey, this guy is huge and tough.

We will be the talk of Vegas

[mofome]

I rather be with Journey, this guy is huge and tough.

We will be the talk of Vegas

5-10 215 i think? he is an in shape muther to be ripped and carry 215. also around 40 years old its crazy to still be that strong.



but jj, this thread has been taken over and we'd appreciate if you would find somewhere else to talk about stuff. thanks man.

[diogee]

but jj, this thread has been taken over and we'd appreciate if you would find somewhere else to talk about stuff. thanks man.

[swede96]

My ex gf made me watch some show about the 2 corey's and she yelled at me when i made a sarcastic comment during it. some girl was doing some shoot for FHM and i said 'ooo la la'. I would rather have been shot in the neck than watch that show, but i tried to be a good sport and watch with her. So i made my sarcastic comment and my gf looked at me and screamed 'WTF was that!, i dont tell you i want to fuck every guy that comes into my work, Fuck you." On that evening i realized that this may not be the one for me.

Didn't you tell another story about getting yelled at during a show...or was that one of the other guys? Either way, that girl sounds like a bitch. Don't take it out on the Coreys.

[swede96]

Mo, wtf is JJ thinking?
The guy "had" the chance to walk around with us and pick up our leftovers, but now, I'm afraid I wont allow it...

JJ, you just lost your chance to get laid this year.

Hi BOT!

Feeling better, love?

[mofome]

Didn't you tell another story about getting yelled at during a show...or was that one of the other guys? Either way, that girl sounds like a bitch. Don't take it out on the Coreys.

na, that was the same girl and same story. its just the only thing i think about when i hear about the coreys. it brings back bad memories that i would rather not relive. sometimes the world can be to cruel.

[mofome]

Mo, wtf is JJ thinking?
The guy "had" the chance to walk around with us and pick up our leftovers, but now, I'm afraid I wont allow it...

JJ, you just lost your chance to get laid this year.

BOT, i think jj is senile. There is no other explanation.

[swede96]

na, that was the same girl and same story. its just the only thing i think about when i hear about the coreys. it brings back bad memories that i would rather not relive. sometimes the world can be to cruel.

I'm sorry you were so abused, Mo. I think they have hotlines and support groups for such trauma.

[Sportsgirl]

Mo, wtf is JJ thinking?
The guy "had" the chance to walk around with us and pick up our leftovers, but now, I'm afraid I wont allow it...

JJ, you just lost your chance to get laid this year.

BOT - good to see you posting. Hope you are feeling better.

[mofome]

I'm sorry you were so abused, Mo. I think they have hotlines and support groups for such trauma.

ive had a rough life with gfs. ive been yelled at for many things like that. i once had a lady threaten to take me to court for not attending her softball game after we broke up.

[swede96]

Yikes! My BF has had the same problem. He tells me stories about these chicks that make me want to hunt them down and claw their eyes out. I despise nasty women that take advantage of the few nice guys out there. THEY are the reason half of you end up jaded pigs. Of course, jajded pigs are they reason half of us end up like them...and so the cycle continues.

[mofome]

Yikes! My BF has had the same problem. He tells me stories about these chicks that make me want to hunt them down and claw their eyes out. I despise nasty women that take advantage of the few nice guys out there. THEY are the reason half of you end up jaded pigs. Of course, jajded pigs are they reason half of us end up like them...and so the cycle continues.

Women are insane, for the most part. I don't mean that figuratively.

[swede96]

Women are insane, for the most part. I don't mean that figuratively.

Honey, everyone is insane. I firmly believe that there is no such thing as "sane" or "mentally healthy".

[mofome]

Honey, everyone is insane. I firmly believe that there is no such thing as "sane" or "mentally healthy".

I disagree. If you can figure out why someone acts the way they do, and that reason is rational 99% of the time, they're sane. .000001% of women fall under that category.

[jjgold]

I might be the most normal guy here, that is sad

Journeyman is the most muscular guy on the forums..who would not want to be seen with this guy? I want to know that THEY know we are friends and tight.

[Sportsgirl]

I disagree. If you can figure out why someone acts the way they do, and that reason is rational 99% of the time, they're sane. .000001% of women fall under that category.

Hi, I'm Nancy. Nice to meet you

[Sportsgirl]

I might be the most normal guy here, that is sad

Journeyman is the most muscular guy on the forums..who would not want to be seen with this guy? I want to know that THEY know we are friends and tight.

To bad the one in his head isn't working.

[mofome]

Hi, I'm Nancy. Nice to meet you

[swede96]

I disagree. If you can figure out why someone acts the way they do, and that reason is rational 99% of the time, they're sane. .000001% of women fall under that category.

Okay, so say a man is abused as a child, then grows up to be a rapist or serial killer. The trauma and abuse he suffered is a rational explaination for his killing spree. Is he sane?

Honestly, I have my crazy habits and fears when it comes to relationships. Everyone does. I can recognize when I'm being irrational, but I also have a perfectly good explaination for why I have certain insecurities and I work getting past them. So yeah, I have my issues...but I'm working on them and I know when to say: "Honey, I'm sorry. I was being a bitch. I'm not saying it's right, but I flipped out because...and I'm working on that, but if you could just...and be patient with me we could avoid this fight in the future."

[mofome]

Okay, so say a man is abused as a child, then grows up to be a rapist or serial killer. The trauma and abuse he suffered is a rational explaination for his killing spree. Is he sane?

Honestly, I have my crazy habits and fears when it comes to relationships. Everyone does. I can recognize when I'm being irrational, but I also have a perfectly good explaination for why I have certain insecurities and I work getting past them. So yeah, I have my issues...but I'm working on them and I know when to say: "Honey, I'm sorry. I was being a bitch. I'm not saying it's right, but I flipped out because...and I'm working on that, but if you could just...and be patient with me we could avoid this fight in the future."

Rape is rational 0% of the time.


girls flip out, thats fine, but at least acknowledge is and appreciate it when the guy doesn't whack off in your cheerios.

[swede96]

I'm the first girl to admit that I have lost it for no good reason while I'm PMSing. My boyfriend learned quick to:

1. Have chocolate on hand at all times.
2. Tell me (whether he believes it or not) that it's not my fault and even though he doesn't understand, he'll do his best to make me feel better.
3. NOT respond with anything other than :"I'm sorry. Do you want me to get you some chocolate?" When I get bitchy.

In any case, I always apologize when I calm down...and once I'm feeling better, I reward him generously (wink nudge) for his patience.

[mofome]

I'm the first girl to admit that I have lost it for no good reason while I'm PMSing. My boyfriend learned quick to:

1. Have chocolate on hand at all times.
2. Tell me (whether he believes it or not) that it's not my fault and even though he doesn't understand, he'll do his best to make me feel better.
3. NOT respond with anything other than :"I'm sorry. Do you want me to get you some chocolate?" When I get bitchy.

In any case, I always apologize when I calm down...and once I'm feeling better, I reward him generously (wink nudge) for his patience.

I don't get upset when my gf goes nuts, that just pisses them off more. you cant win with women, so you just have to watch sports and hope for the occasional lotion handjob.

[BigOrangeTitans]

Hi BOT!

Feeling better, love?

Got taken off of Morphine yesterday, which sucked. Havent gotten out of bed since friday except to get a sponge bath by an old hag of a nurse.

But do not worry. I will still be able to perform a striptease for ya in a about 1.5 months

[BigOrangeTitans]

I don't get upset when my gf goes nuts, that just pisses them off more. you cant win with women, so you just have to watch sports and hope for the occasional lotion handjob.

I know you are talking about SCENTED lotion mo.

[swede96]

It's all i the approach. If she's just bat shit crazy...well, you should have dumped her a long time ago. If she's like me and just has the occasional crazy outburst, wait until she calms down to discuss whatever she bitched about. 9 times out of 10, she'll say: "I was being a bitch. Sorry honey." BUT if you try to fight with her while she's all riled up, it will turn into WWIII. You'll both get pissed and say things you don't mean.


Also a bad idea...even if you know she is, never, EVER ask an angry woman "Are you on the rag or something?"

That's a good way to get a black eye.

[swede96]

Got taken off of Morphine yesterday, which sucked. Havent gotten out of bed since friday except to get a sponge bath by an old hag of a nurse.

But do not worry. I will still be able to perform a striptease for ya in a about 1.5 months

That sucks. I'm not a nurse, but I have the costume...you know...if you need more baths.

[mofome]

I know you are talking about SCENTED lotion mo.

Big time, then russle the love muscle smells nice for the ladies you meet later that night.

[BigOrangeTitans]

That sucks. I'm not a nurse, but I have the costume...you know...if you need more baths.

Sweet! Thats the most action I have had in a few days

Although, nothing cheers a guy up like a swede nurse wanna be

Next time the hag comes to give me a spongebath, I'm gonna have to charge her a couple bucks. Free shows for swede only

[BigOrangeTitans]

Big time, then russle the love muscle smells nice for the ladies you meet later that night.

Wow, a TRUE ladies man. Mo, I couldnt agree more.

[swede96]

Make sure it's a manly smell. I would be a wee bit worried if I were hooking up with a guy and when the pants came off all I could smell was lilacs.

[Sportsgirl]

Big time, then russle the love muscle smells nice for the ladies you meet later that night.

Ok, I think you're quite cool enough now.

[Quebb Diesel]

mo...brew chugs at 4 pm!!!

[mofome]

Ok, I think you're quite cool enough now.

BOT was egging it on! its not my fault.