I am God and I am here to say a few things

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  • stevek173
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 03-29-08
    • 27598

    #1
    I am God and I am here to say a few things
    1) Don't stiff it will bite u in the end

    2) Be honest lying accomplishes nothing

    3) Pussy is awesome. I don't care if you are male or female it just is.

    4) Sodomy is OK but it can get you infected google it and be safe but I do allow it.

    5) Treat others as you would like to be treated

    6) I don't do 6's

    7) The second you try to make sense of anything remember this - if id don't make dollas it don't make sense.

    8) Life is funny. Learn to laugh and to feel it.

    9) Shari is great treat her w respect.

    10) It's not about you. There is a rhythm to this universe greater than all of us. There just is and it holds all answers.

    11) Why would there be an 11.
  • KingKolzig
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-02-10
    • 5550

    #2
    steve ur clearly drinking this afternoon. dont forget to sign up for poker it starts in 45 mins
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    • InTheDrink
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 11-23-09
      • 23983

      #3
      ^^needs to read rule #1 again
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      • raydog
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 11-07-07
        • 6984

        #4
        stevies doesnt do 6's....what numbers does he do?
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        • KingKolzig
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 02-02-10
          • 5550

          #5
          Originally posted by InTheDrink
          ^^needs to read rule #1 again
          hahahah ur callin me a stiff. funny thing is ive paid back almost all my loans. wahtsgood5 is a stiff, im not u fkn dik
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          • InTheDrink
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 11-23-09
            • 23983

            #6
            i really have no idea but what i do know is that people who arent stiffs dont have to start threads saying to stop callin them a stiff
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            • Stallion
              SBR MVP
              • 03-21-10
              • 3616

              #7
              Stoned?? Drunk?? or both???
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              • KingKolzig
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 02-02-10
                • 5550

                #8
                Originally posted by InTheDrink
                i really have no idea but what i do know is that people who arent stiffs dont have to start threads saying to stop callin them a stiff
                can i get a small loan from you, like 75 points, pay back 12/day, total 110?
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                • chilidog
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 04-05-09
                  • 10305

                  #9
                  Originally posted by stevek173
                  1) Don't stiff it will bite u in the end

                  2) Be honest lying accomplishes nothing

                  3) Pussy is awesome. I don't care if you are male or female it just is.

                  4) Sodomy is OK but it can get you infected google it and be safe but I do allow it.

                  5) Treat others as you would like to be treated

                  6) I don't do 6's

                  7) The second you try to make sense of anything remember this - if id don't make dollas it don't make sense.

                  8) Life is funny. Learn to laugh and to feel it.

                  9) Shari is great treat her w respect.

                  10) It's not about you. There is a rhythm to this universe greater than all of us. There just is and it holds all answers.

                  11) Why would there be an 11.
                  Heh, ya know, a few thousand years ago, somebody came down from a mountain with his own list of 10 things that 'God' told him to write down, and the people actually believed him! What's changed in a few thousand years? Maybe it's because you don't have a long white beard and stuff. You should grow out an epic white beard. And carve your rules into some stone. Bible 2.0, here we come!
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                  • stevek173
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 03-29-08
                    • 27598

                    #10
                    Originally posted by raydog
                    stevies doesnt do 6's....what numbers does he do?
                    It alternates.

                    Sometimes I avoid 13's and odd #'s and 6's. others I don't care.

                    173 is a long story I will make a vid about it it is no accident though and Becky still might kill me for it.
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                    • OmgUrMom
                      Restricted User
                      • 02-07-10
                      • 8481

                      #11
                      god
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