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  • DwightShrute
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 01-17-09
    • 102636

    #1
    why don't things like this happen to me? why?


    Strange naked drunk woman wakes man



    Forget asking for a cup of sugar -- this is one way to meet your neighbours and ensure they'll remember you.
    A single man in Victoria, B.C., woke up early Saturday morning when he heard someone open the door to his apartment, police said.
    "A few minutes later a woman came into his bedroom, promptly disrobed, slid into the bed next to him and fell asleep," Victoria police said on the force's operations blog. "The difficulty here was that the man lives on his own last time he checked."
    The man called police at 3:20 a.m. Saturday.
    When police arrived, the woman was still asleep. They discovered the woman had the right building and apartment number, but she was on the wrong floor. One officer found her purse, jacket and shoes on the floor in front of her correct apartment door. No one answered when police knocked.
    The woman, who police said was "quite intoxicated," was taken into custody until she sobered up.
    Last edited by DwightShrute; 01-19-11, 04:45 PM.
  • thisisit
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 08-01-10
    • 733

    #2
    So this ahole called the cops rather than bang her WOW. people in Canada sure are stupid
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    • guitarjosh
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 12-25-07
      • 5763

      #3
      If he did bang her, that would probably be a rape charge against him.
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      • SportsMushroom
        SBR MVP
        • 09-28-10
        • 4177

        #4
        Im sure he wouldnt have called the police if it was a naked man

        and how the fak did she open the door to his appartment?
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        • DwightShrute
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 01-17-09
          • 102636

          #5
          I am guessing she wasn't that attractive for him to have called the cops. Just a guess
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          • thisisit
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 08-01-10
            • 733

            #6
            point well taken
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            • OTL
              SBR MVP
              • 03-08-10
              • 2433

              #7
              He called the cops on her? LOL, Canadians are way too uptight

              BTW, I am a Canadian.
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              • BestPlay2day
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-25-08
                • 5794

                #8
                Heard the story on the way to work this morning. I bet she was a hogger, if she was hot he wouldn't of called the police.
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                • OmgUrMom
                  Restricted User
                  • 02-07-10
                  • 8481

                  #9
                  worthless without pics
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                  • Dad
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-26-08
                    • 23245

                    #10
                    She musta been a pig.
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                    • Casperwaits
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 08-25-06
                      • 5042

                      #11
                      I thought in Canada it was illegal NOT to be drunk?
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                      • onlooker
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 08-10-05
                        • 36572

                        #12
                        How many people leave their door unlocked when going to bed? Lucky he didn't get robbed, the stupid ass.
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                        • JMobile
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 08-21-10
                          • 19074

                          #13
                          No picture of this bitch makes me think that I would make the call too.
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                          • DwightShrute
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 01-17-09
                            • 102636

                            #14
                            Originally posted by onlòóker
                            How many people leave their door unlocked when going to bed? Lucky he didn't get robbed, the stupid ass.
                            we hardly ever lock our doors.
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                            • BestPlay2day
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-25-08
                              • 5794

                              #15
                              Originally posted by onlòóker
                              How many people leave their door unlocked when going to bed? Lucky he didn't get robbed, the stupid ass.
                              When they read the story on the radio this morning, they said her key worked on his door. That would scare me more if some of the neighbors keys opened other doors in the complex.
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                              • DwightShrute
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 01-17-09
                                • 102636

                                #16
                                Originally posted by BestPlay2day
                                When they read the story on the radio this morning, they said her key worked on his door. That would scare me more if some of the neighbors keys opened other doors in the complex.
                                really? wow
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                                • onlooker
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 08-10-05
                                  • 36572

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by BestPlay2day

                                  When they read the story on the radio this morning, they said her key worked on his door. That would scare me more if some of the neighbors keys opened other doors in the complex.
                                  Complex better get a locksmith in there. I would request it.
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                                  • onlooker
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 08-10-05
                                    • 36572

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by DwightShrute
                                    we hardly ever lock our doors.
                                    I lock mine regardless. To many ****** up people out there, everywhere.
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                                    • mlb
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 12-04-09
                                      • 10509

                                      #19
                                      what the hell ..

                                      surprised he didnt bang her .. but then you know she is crying out for rape
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                                      • newguy
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 12-27-09
                                        • 6100

                                        #20
                                        God bless America's hat!! They got some funny people up there!!
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                                        • DwightShrute
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 01-17-09
                                          • 102636

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by onlòóker
                                          I lock mine regardless. To many ****** up people out there, everywhere.
                                          I am not kidding but I used to leave my door unlocked and leave the money for the paper boy on the kitchen table for him to get.
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                                          • THE PROFIT
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 11-27-09
                                            • 17701

                                            #22
                                            she must have been ugly as fuk for him to call the cops
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