I'm Moving to Atlantic City

[tripas for lunch]

I am sick and tired of grinding and grinding and grinding to eek out a few bucks on these online sportsbooks only to celebrate with a few malt liquors and lose all my money in 5 minutes in their rigged casinos. THIS IS BULLSHIT.

Why not go to a real honest casino where I can get free beer and make money?

I am going to become a professional roulette player in Atlantic City. I have a can't fail modified Martingale system which I can use with an hourly return rate of about $100. Think about it -- $100 an hour for drinking beer and playing roulette. Who wouldn't want that job?

I have about 30,000 dollars in my pension fund which I will withdraw and be using to stake me. Eat your heart out, all you 9 to 5 wage slobs!

[Ninersnut]

and start the put downs and insults in 3.....2....1

[VegasInsider]

"I have a can't fail modified Martingale system.."

Reason for Failure #1....^^^THIS^^^

[Fishhead]

[sharpcat]

Sounds like somebody is trying to steal LVBounds thunder.

[tdog152]

LOL cant fail!!!!

[Casperwaits]

I think it's a GREAT idea. Before I moved to Vegas, I was thinking about moving to Boston so I can play scratch offs professionally.

[doublej95]

Good luck with all of that

[ebbearsfb1]

Lol defintely a shot at lvbound lol.... lol at professsional scratch offs

[cadillac pete]

Professional roulette player huh? Now that is funny!

[brxbmbers42]

Never fukkin heard of ya pal

[wtf]

its a lock

[Reload]

[cala56]

Hahaahaahaha good luck

[mr.inpak]

this is the worst things you can do roulette is the worst game 5.26% dealt the game for 26 years the martingale system is the worst that is why they have betting limits