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  • bowlingreenSUX
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 01-07-08
    • 728

    #1
    how many times have u hit your laptop when the other team scores
    this is something that HAS TO STOP for me, i punch my computer like no other and 1 day its gona phuck me in the ass, i almost had a breakdown when i had moneyline vs the bobcats the other night, i would hit my computer repeatly after jason richardson would score 2-3 points i also tend to hit my remote controller to my tv as hard as i can agasint my head and call my self an idiot, what do u guys do to yourself when another team scores a crucial bucket or a big time goal...
  • mathdotcom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #2
    I pick up my roommate's cat and throw/flip it. I always thought they landed on their feet, but not if you put some cyclical motion on it. They can't correct for that.
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    • OLGC_Slayer
      SBR MVP
      • 02-28-08
      • 2186

      #3
      Originally posted by mathdotcom
      I pick up my roommate's cat and throw/flip it. I always thought they landed on their feet, but not if you put some cyclical motion on it. They can't correct for that.
      That reminds me of that old joke. Since Murphy's Law rules that buttered toast always lands butter side down, and cats always seem land on their feet, what happens if you strap a couple slices of buttered toast onto a cat and throw it from a ledge?
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      • mathdotcom
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-24-08
        • 11689

        #4
        Lunch
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        • bowlingreenSUX
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 01-07-08
          • 728

          #5
          my friend once took a bird out of its bird cage and squeezed it to death cause he thought it was laughing at him everytime the caunucks scored a goal
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          • mathdotcom
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-24-08
            • 11689

            #6
            Hahahahaha

            The bird deserved it. Noone deserves to lose to the Canucks.
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            • Arnold
              SBR Wise Guy
              • 12-17-07
              • 906

              #7
              Originally posted by bowlingreenSUX
              this is something that HAS TO STOP for me, i punch my computer like no other and 1 day its gona phuck me in the ass, i almost had a breakdown when i had moneyline vs the bobcats the other night, i would hit my computer repeatly after jason richardson would score 2-3 points i also tend to hit my remote controller to my tv as hard as i can agasint my head and call my self an idiot, what do u guys do to yourself when another team scores a crucial bucket or a big time goal...
              After reading your entire post and thinking for 2 seconds, I realized that it is true.


              Personally, none.
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              • Arnold
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 12-17-07
                • 906

                #8
                Originally posted by mathdotcom
                Hahahahaha

                The bird deserved it. Noone deserves to lose to the Canucks.
                What is wrong with you?
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                • mathdotcom
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-24-08
                  • 11689

                  #9
                  Don't tell me you cheer for the Swedish National Team...
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                  • Arnold
                    SBR Wise Guy
                    • 12-17-07
                    • 906

                    #10
                    Originally posted by mathdotcom
                    Don't tell me you cheer for the Swedish National Team...
                    It doesn't matter who I cheer for. No one should die over sports. It's a game that supposed to be fun, remember?
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                    • mathdotcom
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-24-08
                      • 11689

                      #11
                      It's a bird...
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                      • Arnold
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 12-17-07
                        • 906

                        #12
                        Originally posted by mathdotcom
                        It's a bird...
                        And your point is?
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                        • The Prick
                          SBR MVP
                          • 08-31-05
                          • 4965

                          #13
                          Originally posted by bowlingreenSUX
                          this is something that HAS TO STOP for me, i punch my computer like no other and 1 day its gona phuck me in the ass, i almost had a breakdown when i had moneyline vs the bobcats the other night, i would hit my computer repeatly after jason richardson would score 2-3 points i also tend to hit my remote controller to my tv as hard as i can agasint my head and call my self an idiot, what do u guys do to yourself when another team scores a crucial bucket or a big time goal...
                          least you ain't gotta worry about kickin stuff anymore since that bookie took yer legs the other week
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                          • mathdotcom
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-24-08
                            • 11689

                            #14
                            I don't consider a bird a person. We kill animals all the time for food and for sport. This is just a different kind of killing for sport

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                            • Shark79
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-19-07
                              • 11211

                              #15
                              Originally posted by The Prick
                              least you ain't gotta worry about kickin stuff anymore since that bookie took yer legs the other week
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                              • diogee
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 01-11-08
                                • 19477

                                #16
                                Originally posted by The Prick
                                least you ain't gotta worry about kickin stuff anymore since that bookie took yer legs the other week
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