SBR 2010 Academy Awards Video

bobbyfk · 01-16-11, 09:58 PM

Originally posted by flyingillini

Thanks for the awards JJ. I put a lot of time and effort into winning them. Busting out my huge plate tonight!

what night DONT you bust out the plate?

flyingillini · 01-16-11, 10:00 PM

Originally posted by bobbyfk

what night DONT you bust out the plate?

Most nights I don't. I haven't had the urge lately... I go in phases where the plate comes out a little more....

jjgold · 01-16-11, 10:37 PM

Illini your a hard worker here

I am a proud when a Jew wins an award at SBR

BatemanPatrickl · 01-16-11, 10:46 PM

jjgold · 01-16-11, 10:53 PM

Patrick your good looking and you know it
your a scholar, clean cut and cocky
many guys do not like that here

you carry yourself like a highly educated Duke Grad and you do not give a fuk and like being a prick

you can get away with it

onlooker · 01-17-11, 12:13 AM

Originally posted by flyingillini

Thanks for the awards JJ. I put a lot of time and effort into winning them. Busting out my huge plate tonight!

Congrats Illini.

flyingillini · 01-17-11, 12:28 AM

Originally posted by onlòóker

Congrats Illini.

Thanks, this means all the world to me coming from you. Onlooker was the best Mod to ever grace this forum or any other forums on the internet. More people need to know about the scandals you uncovered and the job you have done. You are a true hero and I am happy to call you my friend.

onlooker · 01-17-11, 12:31 AM

Originally posted by flyingillini

Thanks, this means all the world to me coming from you. Onlooker was the best Mod to ever grace this forum or any other forums on the internet. More people need to know about the scandals you uncovered and the job you have done. You are a true hero and I am happy to call you my friend.

Going for comeback poster of the year for 2011.

B1GER1C828 · 01-17-11, 12:37 AM

give me an award u fuk

flyingillini · 01-17-11, 12:42 AM

Originally posted by onlòóker

Going for comeback poster of the year for 2011.

You never left but you can't reveal what you have been doing behind the scenes. It wouldn't be good to let everyone know what project you were apart of. They would all be flocking to you and want info etc etc. You are doing the smart job by laying low and just come back as onlooker~

THE PROFIT · 01-17-11, 01:49 AM

all I got was biggest cok??? what a fukin ripoff

OmgUrMom · 01-17-11, 02:13 AM

thanks JJ, the year of 2010 was now a HUGE SUCCESS since i won rookie of the year

mlb · 01-17-11, 02:17 AM

why the fukk was the web cam shaking so much

shaggy3000 · 01-17-11, 04:53 AM

damn i was hoping to slide into rookie of the year... o well should have found the players talk section sooner.

congrats omgyourmom

mrmarket · 01-17-11, 01:58 PM

JJ, where did your co-host Betty White go while you were doing this video? Was she under your desk nibbling on your cole cut?

Get back to me.

QuantumLeap · 01-17-11, 02:06 PM

Good stuff Michael Jack.

stevek173 · 01-17-11, 02:28 PM

Great video J. For you to do this while obviously being sick shows some real dedication.

TY for that and grats to all the winners.

jjgold · 01-17-11, 02:47 PM

Originally posted by mlb

why the fukk was the web cam shaking so much

fukkin pills, fukkin bull shit family made me take them they say to control me??

huH??
fuk pills

i aint taking no more

VegasInsider · 01-17-11, 02:52 PM

I'm shooting for an award next year!!!

Keep an eye out for VegasInsider, JJ!

ouman101 · 01-17-11, 02:57 PM

Originally posted by bobbyfk

how did Shari not win best looking poster of year?

I'm surprised JJ even had a "Best looking female poster" award. Figured he was only concerned with Best looking Male poster....

ouman101 · 01-17-11, 02:59 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Illini your a hard worker here I am a proud when a Jew wins an award at SBR

Always good for a laugh, JJ, you fuk

OmgUrMom · 01-17-11, 03:03 PM

Originally posted by ouman101

I'm surprised JJ even had a "Best looking female poster" award. Figured he was only concerned with Best looking Male poster....

Dad · 01-17-11, 03:15 PM

Horniest!! Most Sexual!!!

mlb · 01-17-11, 07:13 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

fukkin pills, fukkin bull shit family made me take them they say to control me?? huH?? fuk pills i aint taking no more

haha i hear ya

thats some fukking bull shit man

jjgold · 01-17-11, 08:12 PM

Originally posted by Dad

Horniest!! Most Sexual!!!

Daddy I probably could of gave you power poster of the year also but so many nude threads her you a little

brxbmbers42 · 01-17-11, 08:14 PM

Thanks knucklenuts

Dad · 01-17-11, 08:18 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Daddy I probably could of gave you power poster of the year also but so many nude threads her you a little

Gold, I'm gonna come to Jersey one of these days ands you and I are going to go out for Pizza.

jjgold · 01-17-11, 08:23 PM

Daddy you had too many pussy and tit and ass threads, now if you just had a few more sports and gambling threads I would of gave you award for power poster of the year.

Daddy I like betting not ass

pavyracer · 01-17-11, 08:25 PM

JJ who is this?

brxbmbers42 · 01-17-11, 08:26 PM

JJ was i in the running for rookie poster

I like to think I bring a little more to the table than just being able to crack some fukkin heads

jjgold · 01-17-11, 08:32 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

JJ who is this?

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Paver no idea

Bronxer yes you were, you rallied late

stealthyburrito · 01-17-11, 08:38 PM

cant believe i got disrespected by baldy, i get no regard i tell ya. no regard at all.

The Seer · 01-17-11, 08:43 PM

3 awards

Fishhead · 01-17-11, 08:46 PM

What do we win?

pavyracer · 01-17-11, 08:55 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Paver no idea

Bronxer yes you were, you rallied late

Got invited to a party at Deuces house

I get a fukkin evite from this guy about a costume party he's having. Not sure if I will attend. Still waiting to see what the food and trim situation will be. Hopefully there will be a few loose broads there and I can break my 12 year streak of no sex (escorts not included)

Hey Deuce, I will require my own room with a television and laptop to check my bets, I would prefer it if Nancy did not make noise early in the morning as I plan on sleeping in until noon. I'm a bit of a fussy eater so please have the following items on the menu.

I'll keep it simple:

1- subs
2- pizza
3- cole cuts
4- pasta
5- hamburgers
6- ice cream
7- oriole cookies

Kopter calls me up today and says he's got a shipment of stolen condoms coming in from New Hampshire and wants to know if I want a piece of the action. Is this Hamburger for real? What the hell am I going to do with a shipment of fukkin condoms?

First of all, most of the guys I know don't get laid and if they did they wouldn't use condoms. Condoms are for sissies not gamblers. I'll tell you what gamblers do, they gamble! They weigh the odds with a broad and gamble whether they will get an STD or not. Most STD's are pretty minor and there's only a few you have to worry about. Hey Kopter, take those condoms and stand there holding your prick pal!

Results of the Secret Santa draw:

1) Deuce got Domino - no fukkin Snuggies this year pal
2) Domino got Paco
3) Paco got The Weatherman
4) The Weatherman got Jackie Charles
5) Jackie Charles for The Esquire
6) The Esquire got DavieOh.com
7) DavieOh got Reider
8) Reider got Big Daddy
9) Big Daddy got Dunkerson
10) Dunkerson got me
11) I got Deuce

The gift exchange will be at the steam room on Clinton Street, December 17th at 9pm. Be there early as we will be locked in the steam room for 40 minutes prior to exchanging gifts. That will allow the room to fill with steam which will be better for towel snaps and pecker grabs.

See you guys on the 17th!