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  • zam77
    SBR MVP
    • 11-03-10
    • 3586

    #1
    Nothing Worse Than an Ugly Waitress that is...
    ALSO a cranky bitch too!

    I've been working in the food industry for over 10 years and take offense to a restaurant that doesn't have a clue how to hire wait staff. There is nothing worse than an unattractive girl or middle aged women for that matter, that is simply there for a paycheck and tips... You go in feeling a good vibe cuz you're out for some good food and drink ready to spend your hard earned cash, but leave pissed off b/c you got stuck with ugly ass debbie downer fukface. Your money basically goes straight down the shitter.

    Management needs to check this shit at the door... fukin industry is not hard to be successful, just too many idiots don't have clue how to hire wait staff or train em' to do wtf they're supposed to... KISS THE CUSTOMERS ASS!

    Just needed to rant. Beware of the ugly pissed off waitress next time you're out for dinner!
  • Casperwaits
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-25-06
    • 5042

    #2
    I have been in the industry for 15 years and looks should not be a factor in hiring. Granted, if you ARE ugly, you will need to work it a bit more. I have bartended with HOT girls and bartended with average looking girls with speed, efficiency and personality. I take them ANYDAY over the hotties.
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    • zam77
      SBR MVP
      • 11-03-10
      • 3586

      #3
      Originally posted by Casperwaits
      I have been in the industry for 15 years and looks should not be a factor in hiring. Granted, if you ARE ugly, you will need to work it a bit more. I have bartended with HOT girls and bartended with average looking girls with speed, efficiency and personality. I take them ANYDAY over the hotties.
      Majority of customers paying for dinner are men. Men are sex driven. So looks do help compensate for a bad attitude to some degree. That being said, the "average" looking girls that rock it have their place in the line up as well... but the ones that don't rock it are the worst and have no business in the dining room and can leave a lasting impression in a customers head.
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      • Pew Pew
        SBR MVP
        • 12-21-10
        • 2267

        #4
        Kinda like hookers no? Instead food its the sex
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        • Casperwaits
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-25-06
          • 5042

          #5
          Zam, I agree with you that the men are the payees. I do notice that if the man is with a woman, if the server is hot, the girl gets jealous sometimes. I have seen hot (and good) servers get smaller tips because the man's date has told him not to leave her so much..lol.
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          • Vegas_bond
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 12-09-09
            • 624

            #6
            Im glad I live in an area where hot girls are everywhere.
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            • JMobile
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 08-21-10
              • 19074

              #7
              I use to waiter with hot, middle looking, and ugly chicks. I would still prefer working with bimbo hot chicks cuz they bring in the customers with big time money.

              Hooter girls are starting to look like trash in my area. They look like street hookers that JJGold would not mind poking his winnie with.
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              • dizzy_7
                SBR Sharp
                • 07-12-10
                • 437

                #8
                The hotties just think they can get a free ride....
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                • ttwarrior1
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 06-23-09
                  • 28445

                  #9
                  bout like some fat chick that says base her on her personality and she's a ******* mean ass bitch
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                  • onetrickpony
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-23-10
                    • 9434

                    #10
                    i personally love the ladies at waffle house so there missing a few teeth, that doesnt matter at 3am
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                    • Ace_of_Spades
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 10-14-09
                      • 13518

                      #11
                      She's cranky cos she's ugly. Had one the other day serve me some pie, she was brutal.
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                      • treece
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 11-28-07
                        • 6298

                        #12
                        i rather eat at home. eating at restaurants is over rated.
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                        • Metalhead
                          SBR Wise Guy
                          • 07-14-09
                          • 719

                          #13
                          Average food + average prices + hot staff = I'm going again

                          Above average food + above average prices + hot staff = I'm going often

                          Below average food + above average prices + hot staff = Not impressed, but I'll still go again to confirm


                          Above average food + below average prices + great service + ugly staff = Quick bite stops only
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                          • Gemoka
                            SBR MVP
                            • 11-27-08
                            • 1648

                            #14
                            zam who is the guy in your avatar?
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                            • Fang-Banger
                              SBR MVP
                              • 10-04-10
                              • 2805

                              #15
                              Originally posted by onetrickpony
                              i personally love the ladies at waffle house so there missing a few teeth, that doesnt matter at 3am
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                              • obamaismyuncle
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 12-31-08
                                • 17801

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Gemoka
                                zam who is the guy in your avatar?
                                that's chris mullin former golden st warriors player
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                                • Glitch
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 07-08-09
                                  • 11795

                                  #17
                                  sometimes if a server is too hot it can make the woman feel uncomfortable or start an argument...id also take fast and semi-competent over smoking hot. go to hooters or a strip club or a porn site if you want to look at a hot chick
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                                  • jw
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 10-25-09
                                    • 3999

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Metalhead
                                    Above average food + below average prices + great service + ugly staff

                                    I'll take this any day - if I want to chat - i'll go to a bar ...

                                    I go to a restaurant to get great food at decent value .. as a server - I don't give a crap what you look like.

                                    Take my order when i'm ready, keep my drink glass more than half full, bring my food hot, check back once during the meal (unless my drink falls below half) and offer me a "to go" drink .. and you've got your 20-25% tip.

                                    Look cute, say "erm" a lot and let my glass run dry - and you get a dollar - in small change.
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                                    • BookiesBernanke
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 12-09-10
                                      • 849

                                      #19
                                      Went with my Dad to have an early morning breakfast AT IHOP - The poor girl that served us was missing an eye, had stains all over her clothes and smelled really bad

                                      I gave her a big tip and I definitely feel for her but I did kind of lose my appetite
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                                      • Bezmeticu
                                        SBR Hustler
                                        • 11-07-10
                                        • 53

                                        #20
                                        Definitely if an ugly waitress comes up to my table to take the order I instantly loose some of my drinking urge...
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                                        • Tomahawk
                                          SBR Sharp
                                          • 04-24-10
                                          • 358

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Casperwaits
                                          Zam, I agree with you that the men are the payees. I do notice that if the man is with a woman, if the server is hot, the girl gets jealous sometimes. I have seen hot (and good) servers get smaller tips because the man's date has told him not to leave her so much..lol.
                                          The next day the man comes back to eat with his friends and gives bigger tips, since the girl is not there.
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                                          • Willie Bee
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 02-14-06
                                            • 15726

                                            #22
                                            Here's an idea: If you don't like the overall business practices of an establishment, including its wait staff's aesthetics, don't do business with them. Yes, sometimes it really is that easy.
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                                            • Hexum
                                              SBR High Roller
                                              • 01-02-11
                                              • 216

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Willie Bee
                                              Here's an idea: If you don't like the overall business practices of an establishment, including its wait staff's aesthetics, don't do business with them. Yes, sometimes it really is that easy.
                                              or you can complain to them and have them fix the problem.

                                              Customer Satisfaction....customers are NEVER wrong.

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                                              • gafl
                                                SBR Wise Guy
                                                • 08-07-06
                                                • 656

                                                #24
                                                Clean restaurant, including staff, good food and attentive service is all that is necessary. If any of these is missing, will not go back.
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                                                • PDW
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 01-14-10
                                                  • 660

                                                  #25
                                                  There is one thing that is worse than an ugly, cranky waitress.

                                                  A waiter. I do not get these guys, can they really not find a better job than that.

                                                  Nothing worse than being seated at a restaurant only to have some dude taking your order.

                                                  In PDW's America, there would be no such thing as a waiter.
                                                  Last edited by PDW; 01-16-11, 10:54 AM.
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                                                  • scarp
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 01-12-10
                                                    • 697

                                                    #26
                                                    we you go out and eat you pay for the food, not how good looking the waitress is. Waitresses are there to serve you food and keep you satisfied, not to keep your eyes happy
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                                                    • Jordan23
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 04-26-10
                                                      • 1227

                                                      #27
                                                      Awesome thread.
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                                                      • ROGUE63
                                                        SBR Sharp
                                                        • 09-20-10
                                                        • 313

                                                        #28
                                                        clean place good food good service;**** who cares what they look like
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                                                        • zam77
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 11-03-10
                                                          • 3586

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Willie Bee
                                                          Here's an idea: If you don't like the overall business practices of an establishment, including its wait staff's aesthetics, don't do business with them. Yes, sometimes it really is that easy.
                                                          no kidding. not my point.

                                                          Originally posted by scarp
                                                          we you go out and eat you pay for the food, not how good looking the waitress is. Waitresses are there to serve you food and keep you satisfied, not to keep your eyes happy
                                                          no shit shirlock... if the service is there, my point has no relevance.

                                                          Originally posted by ROGUE63
                                                          clean place good food good service;**** who cares what they look like
                                                          i don't care if they're looks are not there... but when they're attitude sucks too, it makes their looks even worse, management look worse, and the food taste worse. I'm not saying a hot waitress that is a bitch is a good combo, but it's better than an ugly one... looks are part of our society whether you partake or not.

                                                          My point is all about the combination of ugly and bitchy is simply a lose lose for majority of male customers.
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                                                          • katstale
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 02-07-07
                                                            • 3924

                                                            #30
                                                            cockeyed! You never know if she is talkin to you or the table next to you. happened to me in vegas once. very frustrating.
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                                                            • Doug
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 08-10-05
                                                              • 6324

                                                              #31
                                                              There are few female jobs where looks don't matter at all.

                                                              Any waitress, bartender, hostess, dancer, stripper, hooker etc. will certainly benefit from good looks.
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                                                              • JimmysEgo
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 06-07-10
                                                                • 1201

                                                                #32
                                                                i hate when i get the dorky nerd acne ridden waiter and i see a hot waitress in the very next section!
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