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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388189

    #1
    The Profit Whats Your Trick??
    How the fuk does and old man farmer like you pull in hot 18 year old chicks??

    How do you seduce them??
  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82541

    #2
    It's the mountains of Appalachia. They date within the family JJ.
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388189

      #3
      Paver you might be right, he seems to have a strange family.
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      • zam77
        SBR MVP
        • 11-03-10
        • 3586

        #4
        I knew someone similar to Profit in college. He was in his late 20's while everyone else was 18 to 21. Guy spent some time after high school fukin around and then went into the Army for 4 years. He got out and went to college. Dude fit right in with everyone though... he was bagging the hottest chics all the time. Actually to this day he is almost 40 and he's still not married and banging chics half his age. Weird, cuz they kinda look alike.
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        • stealthyburrito
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 05-12-09
          • 21562

          #5
          they are brainwashed, kinda like that elizabeth smart incident a few years back.

          creepy old woodland kind erases the memory of her past and sodomized her for years.

          basically same premise here.
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          • doublej95
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 01-26-10
            • 14094

            #6
            they are not brainwashed stealthy, hell i even still pick up 19 year olds and i'm 33. you see girls are whores and if you can't spot the ones that will give it up and don't give a fuk we should set up a seminar
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            • zam77
              SBR MVP
              • 11-03-10
              • 3586

              #7
              Originally posted by doublej95
              they are not brainwashed stealthy, hell i even still pick up 19 year olds and i'm 33. you see girls are whores and if you can't spot the ones that will give it up and don't give a fuk we should set up a seminar
              Good point. I'm 33 as well and if I wasn't married, I'm fairly confident that I would have the occasional 19 or 20 year old back at my place after the bars closed. The bar scene doesn't discriminate against age when it comes to this stuff.
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              • stealthyburrito
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 05-12-09
                • 21562

                #8


                dj relax pal.

                i will be heading to the compound soon and see whats really going on.

                tentative date not been set yet.
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                • B1GER1C828
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 07-31-07
                  • 10244

                  #9
                  offers them drugs.
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388189

                    #10
                    drugs work but do not get caught buying them
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                    • Glitch
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 07-08-09
                      • 11795

                      #11
                      flash a couple bills and dont let them know how retarded you are. done deal.
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                      • opie1988
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 09-12-10
                        • 23429

                        #12
                        Most of Profits chics are enamored with the amount of posts he's written in such a short period.

                        Young chics find 40 posts a day/7 days a week very attractive.

                        Posting is serious business.

                        That....combined with Profit loosening their inhibitions w/ some of his famous Purple Drank.....equals some ol' fashion lovemaking.
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                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 11-30-08
                          • 81454

                          #13
                          Rohypnol is my guess.
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                          • raydog
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 11-07-07
                            • 6984

                            #14
                            Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                            Rohypnol is my guess.
                            and i think he just checks for a heartbeat
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                            • onetrickpony
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-23-10
                              • 9434

                              #15
                              this is profits exact words before he bags one,"its not rape if u yell surprise".

                              and gold that is the key, thats how its done in tennessee boys
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                              • opie1988
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 09-12-10
                                • 23429

                                #16
                                ....and always remember this bit of wisdom:

                                "50 NO's + 1 YES..... = YES!!!"

                                Words to live by, boys.
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                                • ChileCheese
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 11-07-09
                                  • 1957

                                  #17
                                  From an outsiders perspective. American College girls are big big big sluts. End of story.
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                                  • Dirty Sanchez
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 03-01-10
                                    • 16031

                                    #18
                                    jj it's a gift from God....it may only be an inch long, but it's as big around as a can of corn...chicks dig that
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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388189

                                      #19
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                                      • JimmysEgo
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 06-07-10
                                        • 1201

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez
                                        jj it's a gift from God....it may only be an inch long, but it's as big around as a can of corn...chicks dig that
                                        hung like a can of tuna fish. it's all about the girth.
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                                        • stealthyburrito
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 05-12-09
                                          • 21562

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by ChileCheese
                                          From an outsiders perspective. American College girls are big big big sluts. End of story.
                                          yes they are
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                                          • opie1988
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 09-12-10
                                            • 23429

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by ChileCheese
                                            From an outsiders perspective. American College girls are big big big sluts. End of story.
                                            Simply another reason why the US is the greatest country on Earth!!
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                                            • BatemanPatrickl
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 06-21-07
                                              • 18772

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by pavyracer
                                              It's the mountains of Appalachia. They date within the family JJ.
                                              This + toothless wonders are not hard to pull. Just promise them some dental work and you're golden.
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                                              • THE PROFIT
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 11-27-09
                                                • 17701

                                                #24
                                                JJ, because I'm only 34 & a sexy fukin beast. I tell bitches what they want to hear. I've been in sales all my life & picking up chicks is no different than selling insurance or ad space.
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                                                • BatemanPatrickl
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 06-21-07
                                                  • 18772

                                                  #25
                                                  This guy has not posted one photo of a hot chick. The women he posts are
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                                                  • onetrickpony
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 08-23-10
                                                    • 9434

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                                    This guy has not posted one photo of a hot chick. The women he posts are
                                                    thats tennessee for ya
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                                                    • THE PROFIT
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 11-27-09
                                                      • 17701

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                                      This guy has not posted one photo of a hot chick. The women he posts are
                                                      I only have 3 chicks pics in my computer. Im not a big picture taker. And my computer doesnt have enough memory to hold a pic of every girl Ive fuked anyway
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                                                      • BatemanPatrickl
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 06-21-07
                                                        • 18772

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                                                        I only have 3 chicks pics in my computer. Im not a big picture taker. And my computer doesnt have enough memory to hold a pic of every girl Ive fuked anyway
                                                        No big deal we can just check the Tennessee Sex Offender registry and find out the women you've "fuked".
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                                                        • pavyracer
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 04-12-07
                                                          • 82541

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                                          This guy has not posted one photo of a hot chick. The women he posts are
                                                          His chicks are way hotter than the fantasy stories you entertain us all the time without pictures. Profit has the balls to post pictures.
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                                                          • BatemanPatrickl
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 06-21-07
                                                            • 18772

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                            His chicks are way hotter than the fantasy stories you entertain us all the time without pictures. Profit has the balls to post pictures.
                                                            You're joking me right Skunk Ape? I don't need to post photos to win your approval. I can care less what a goodfy failed Professional Engineer thinks.

                                                            How is school going
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                                                            • pavyracer
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 04-12-07
                                                              • 82541

                                                              #31
                                                              Typical Bateman Story: I was out last night at a bar and 3 sexy chicks with humongous hooters were drooling all over me. I didn't want to have a foursome last night so I told them to fukk off!
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                                                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 11-30-08
                                                                • 81454

                                                                #32
                                                                Profit, lets see those pictures. No cawk pictures though, keep those to yourself.
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                                                                • BatemanPatrickl
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 06-21-07
                                                                  • 18772

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                                  Typical Bateman Story: I was out last night at a bar and 3 sexy chicks with humongous hooters were drooling all over me. I didn't want to have a foursome last night so I told them to fukk off!
                                                                  l;i

                                                                  Typical Pavy story I am pissed because I failed at life and failed at my career. I used to post as Glenn Danzig but was hated so now I am PavyRacer. I posted a fake photo of myself because in reailty I am not much to look at.

                                                                  How is school
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                                                                  • onetrickpony
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 08-23-10
                                                                    • 9434

                                                                    #34
                                                                    this is not good

                                                                    lets get some real dirt yous guys
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                                                                    • THE PROFIT
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 11-27-09
                                                                      • 17701

                                                                      #35
                                                                      you guys are fuked up
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