Some guys just tried to hustle me in darts at the local bar

[mofome]

i go to do some laundry and i dont feel like waiting for my clothes so i walk over and grab a beer and play some darts at the local bar. these 2 big time dart guys (came with their own darts) tried to hustle me. they wanted me to go to another bar for some gambling, but i wasn't having it since Bill gets mad if i show up at the office with dirty draws on. If i hadn't had to wash some clothes those guys would have been done for.

[jackpot269]

i go to do some laundry and i dont feel like waiting for my clothes so i walk over and grab a beer and play some darts at the local bar. these 2 big time dart guys (came with their own darts) tried to hustle me. they wanted me to go to another bar for some gambling, but i wasn't having it since Bill gets mad if i show up at the office with dirty draws on. If i hadn't had to wash some clothes those guys would have been done for.

mo do you throw?

[louisvillekid]

i'm not good at darts ,but i have played at bars against people that have their own darts and won quite a few times using the crappy bent up yellow plastic darts, that pisses guys off.
i used to shoot a good stick, well actually i still do, i just don't play much. the thing is, i've never owned my own stick, and when i used to bar hop in my early 20's, i would be at a bar sometimes that would have a tournament going on, i would enter and just grab a house stick off the wall, i used to piss guys off all the time who thought they were bad azzes. i never came in first, the best i ever did was 3rd, usually i'd only win the first 2-3 games then get knocked out, but it was fun to at least knock a few guys out early who thought they were good because they got their own stick.
i'm still considered one of the best at my 2 regular watering holes, but i just like to play for fun, maybe for a dollar, sometimes a beer. i hate when some billy badazz comes in and you can tell he's someone just looking for a fight, and dude goes around the bar asking people if they want to play, people will always turn them away but point them in my direction, then i got to say i ain't interested, then they usually start the "oh come on ", "just for a beer", "man i just want to play ONE game". these scenarios never turn out good for me, either they really are just a drunk idiot and i win and its over, or they are a drunk idiot who gets pissed when i keep beating them and start accusing me of hustling them , or they are trying to play the drunken idiot role and are trying to hustle me and they all of the sudden have their own stick in their car and start wanting to play for 5-10 dollars a game, and i still win, that really pisses them off.

[dmmd98]

Right up there with the greatest sporting feats of all time.

[Sportsgirl]

i go to do some laundry and i dont feel like waiting for my clothes so i walk over and grab a beer and play some darts at the local bar. these 2 big time dart guys (came with their own darts) tried to hustle me. they wanted me to go to another bar for some gambling, but i wasn't having it since Bill gets mad if i show up at the office with dirty draws on. If i hadn't had to wash some clothes those guys would have been done for.

You should have gone and made some money off those guys. All the good players were in Virginia Beach this weekend.

[mofome]

mo do you throw?

i throw, but most people are not safe. I can normally hit the number im throwing at if given my 3 darts, but thats about it. im semi-coordinated so i don't embarrass myself too much. i would dominate sportsgirl if she ever stepped to me like these guys did. they were bigger than me so i just pretended i didnt speak english. it worked.

[Sportsgirl]

i throw, but most people are not safe. I can normally hit the number im throwing at if given my 3 darts, but thats about it. im semi-coordinated so i don't embarrass myself too much. i would dominate sportsgirl if she ever stepped to me like these guys did. they were bigger than me so i just pretended i didnt speak english. it worked.

Looks like I have a "board meeting" in Vegas.

[mofome]

Right up there with the greatest sporting feats of all time.

that guys like me but different.

[Sportsgirl]

Right up there with the greatest sporting feats of all time.

Phil Taylor is one of the best dart players - ever.

[mofome]

Phil Taylor is one of the best dart players - ever.

sounds slightly less impressive than being best eater of cheese ever. thats me. i eat only the finest meets and cheeses.

[jackpot269]

Right up there with the greatest sporting feats of all time.

Phil Taylor is awesome although John Lowe is my all time favorite(besides me)He's 13 time world champ! Been losing some lately just read an interview with him and he said "I've got to be dedicated or retire-and I'm going to be mega dedicated". BEN FEB. 2008.

[BigLee55]

sounds slightly less impressive than being best eater of cheese ever. thats me. i eat only the finest meets and cheeses.

I'm the master of meats and cheeses!! I will Destroy ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

[mofome]

I'm the master of meats and cheeses!! I will Destroy ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

i spelled meats incorrectly because im drunk off of eating it all night long with cee. top that.

[Sportsgirl]

sounds slightly less impressive than being best eater of cheese ever. thats me. i eat only the finest meets and cheeses.

Do you have any idea how much money there is to be made in darts if you are good at it?

Phil Taylor has made a million dollars playing one evert: the World Series of Darts. Now that's some hard cheese.

[mofome]

Do you have any idea how much money there is to be made in darts if you are good at it?

Phil Taylor has made a million dollars playing one evert: the World Series of Darts. Now that's some hard cheese.

yeah, but do you have to wear a red shirt? i would never wear the shirt that guy had on. if he only got 1 million bucks, he got ripped off. i dont wear extra medium red gear in public settings.

[jackpot269]

that guys like me but different.

what mo said!!!

[Sportsgirl]

yeah, but do you have to wear a red shirt? i would never wear the shirt that guy had on. if he only got 1 million bucks, he got ripped off. i dont wear extra medium red gear in public settings.

I would be happy to remove the red shirt for you ... with my teeth.


**who said that***

[jackpot269]

Do you have any idea how much money there is to be made in darts if you are good at it?

Phil Taylor has made a million dollars playing one evert: the World Series of Darts. Now that's some hard cheese.

That kind of money has only been the last 5 years or so if it had been that way 20 years ago id never have stopped playing every day and every tournament i could go to! John Lowe won the North American Open in 1988 $10,000. That was in a $50,000 tournament the one below last years Ladbrokes.com World Championship
$1,000,000 its came a long way!!!!!



Mar/April 2006 - V26.02
Ladbrokes.com World Championship
Reported By Dave Allen, Photos by Lawrence Lustig, PDC







Position Prize Money Ranking Points

Champion £100,000 50
Finalist £50,000 40
Top 04 £20,000 35
Top 08 £12,500 30
Top 16 £8,500 24
Top 32 £5,000 16
Top 64 £3,500 12

Total £500,000

Position Prize Money Ranking Points

Champion £100,000 50
Finalist £50,000 40
Top 04 £20,000 35
Top 08 £12,500 30
Top 16 £8,500 24
Top 32 £5,000 16
Top 64 £3,500 12

Total £500,000
That's 1,000,000 American dollars

[jackpot269]

I would be happy to remove the red shirt for you ... with my teeth.


**who said that***

While looking up (boring)info to post i waz missing the good stuff!!!!!

[mofome]

I would be happy to remove the red shirt for you ... with my teeth.


**who said that***

[hoopster42]

hustlers are creeping around all over the world, many are disguised as plumbers, doctors, mechanics, and others as dart players, hustlers make the world go round

[jackpot269]

hustlers are creeping around all over the world, many are disguised as plumbers, doctors, mechanics, and others as dart players, hustlers make the world go round

hustlers getting hustled makes the world go round!!!!!!!!!

[jjgold]

MoFo you seem easy to hustle, I might let Compact Dork get you for like 3 Dimes just to prove a point.

MoFo your not too bright

[mofome]

MoFo you seem easy to hustle, I might let Compact Dork get you for like 3 Dimes just to prove a point.

MoFo your not too bright

you're

[BigLee55]

i spelled meats incorrectly because im drunk off of eating it all night long with cee. top that.

i miss cee but slow-pitch starts soon and i hit 2 out already for ya mo!

[thegreatdiatchi]

Everytime I try to play darts I either miss the dart board completely or end up breaking the darts when throwing them.

[swede96]

I am so jelos that Mo got to eat Cee's meat.

[jackpot269]

I am so jelos that Mo got to eat Cee's meat.

[mofome]

i miss cee but slow-pitch starts soon and i hit 2 out already for ya mo!

i got to work on my power swing. i'll be knocking them out biglee style by the end of summer.

[thegreatdiatchi]

I am so jelos that Mo got to eat Cee's meat.

[mofome]

I am so jelos that Mo got to eat Cee's meat.

swede, im not happy with you at this time. now people think cee and i get down and do the nasty nasty. im sure i'll hear from sg about this.

[swede96]

But I've had a very very rough week and just wanted to make a funny!

I know you and Cee don't do the nasty nasty....I keep him too buzy.

[mofome]

But I've had a very very rough week and just wanted to make a funny!

I know you and Cee don't do the nasty nasty....I keep him too buzy.

Thanks for clarifying for me, you didn't have to do that but you did anyway. Now i can go back to my normal e-pimping on SG.

btw, Cee wont make out with a lady if shes ever had a beer. so you may be in trouble unless that avatar is photoshopped to make you look like a party animal. either way, id change it before cee sees it.

[swede96]

Thanks for clarifying for me, you didn't have to do that but you did anyway. Now i can go back to my normal e-pimping on SG.

btw, Cee wont make out with a lady if shes ever had a beer. so you may be in trouble unless that avatar is photoshopped to make you look like a party animal. either way, id change it before cee sees it.

Excuse me...does it look like I'm drinking the beer in that pic? I'm just...um...holding it for a friend.

[Sportsgirl]

Now i can go back to my normal e-pimping on SG.

I feel so special