It is a well known fact that gamblers are icons of masculine virility incarnate. We boldly display this fact by wearing neckties that serve both as silk phallic symbols of our power and as a ready taunt to the establishment we relish in abandoning.
Where we go wrong however is by not varying the length of our necktie depending on the size of our present bankroll. It would be a more efficient form of measurement that would alleviate many arguments on these forums and function as a way to elect a representative nay leader of our caste.
With this in mind I would like to put forth one name who is unafraid of displaying his power. Behold our new master, he who is unafraid of urinating on his tie, he who drags on the floor soiling the thing he cherishes most in rebellion;
gdoom
Where we go wrong however is by not varying the length of our necktie depending on the size of our present bankroll. It would be a more efficient form of measurement that would alleviate many arguments on these forums and function as a way to elect a representative nay leader of our caste.
With this in mind I would like to put forth one name who is unafraid of displaying his power. Behold our new master, he who is unafraid of urinating on his tie, he who drags on the floor soiling the thing he cherishes most in rebellion;
gdoom
good stuff mrmarket
