Lock Lock Lock

[Red_Sux]

game starts in 3 hours. put all your money on boston ML. all in guys. you can't lose here.

increase your bankroll 50% before the sweet 16. you all can thank me later.

[diogee]

Too late I am all in on Oak

[Wheell]

Sorry, on Oak +150. GL.

[The HG]

Sorry, on Oak +150. GL.

I don't know, I hope you cash, I'm staying way off this game, but if I were ever going to believe that any game might actually be a lock, this might be it. Do you really think the HP ump is going to call any balls on Dice? This game isn't at Fenway. They're going to give Dice every break imaginable. I wouldn't even be surprised if MLB told them to.

[Wheell]

I hope I cash too. Thanks for the well wishes.

[Kellen]

Just about 2 hours to go now. Im on the UNDER 9.5 for a large amount.

[bettilimbroke999]

I like Boston as well, I mean really the umps wouldnt fuk over their own star, would they??

[Wheell]

The umps won't be Japanese.

[ChuteBoxe]

Best of luck to everyone. I'm probably going to stay away from bases until after the first week or two.

[The HG]

The umps won't be Japanese.

Well Chinese, Vietnamese, whatever the fukk they are, the point is, their eyes are 3/4 closed to start with, you know what I'm saying? These are not guys who can see well to begin with. And now you want them to put on a mask and try to determine whether a little white ball thrown at 100 MPH is within a certain zone or not? Come on dude, they're just going to be like "strike strike strike" for Dice.

[SBR Lou]

Well Chinese, Vietnamese, whatever the fukk they are, the point is, their eyes are 3/4 closed to start with, you know what I'm saying?

I know exactly what you're saying. Don't stereotype though, slanted eyes can be had by many races. Before a flight to Phoenix I smoked a few bowls in my car to relax, got into the airport and immigration asked to see my green card. That's how high I was, eyes barely open.

[rjt721]

game starts in 3 hours. put all your money on boston ML. all in guys. you can't lose here.

increase your bankroll 50% before the sweet 16. you all can thank me later.

Interesting that, given your handle, you think the Sox are a lock.

[Wheell]

HG: The umps will be MLB umps. I am treating this as a Boston homegame, but nothing more.

Full disclosure:

I have Boston +1.5, Boston -1.5, Boston -2.5, Boston for the 1st 5, and Oakland to win, all at various odds.

[The HG]

I know exactly what you're saying. Don't stereotype though, slanted eyes can be had by many races. Before a flight to Phoenix I smoked a few bowls in my car to relax, got into the airport and immigration asked to see my green card. That's how high I was, eyes barely open.

Oh yeah, I'm not stereotyping, I feel bad for these dudes. I mean I don't have the greatest eyesight myself, but it's completely different, I just get glasses, and I'm basically fine. But these dudes, there's not much you can do for them really. I guess you could have some kind of portable Clockwork Orange-type thing for them to wear, you know the contraption they put on the crazy dude to make him watch the sick movies, to keep his eyes open. I feel bad for them. But to have them be umps? I mean, come on people, come on. I mean really, come on. Why reduce a dignified sport to poppycock?

[Wheell]

HG: You are incorrigible.

[Kellen]

Does Burger King open at 5? I need to get some breakfast before this thing starts.

[SBR Lou]

Does Burger King open at 5? I need to get some breakfast before this thing starts.

I'll take a Whopper with fries, some onion rings too. On you.

Consider it payment for never recording that victory dance after the Celtics beat the Spurs many moons ago. Never letting you live that down, better practice some moves before Vegas.

[Kellen]

Im working on my moves and getting ready for Vegas. Bought several instructional dance tapes.

[The HG]

HG: You are incorrigible.

Do you ever get to the private zone at all? A lot of my best stuff winds up there, not that I mind. It's my job to create it, not to govern its distribution. After I create my work it no longer belongs to me. But for now, the private zone does seem to be preference of the tides wherewith to escort.

Recently a lot of my stuff has turned blue, it's a little disgusting, but I still think it's good.

Check it out if you get a chance, but do be careful, there's a warning about the content of the zone that pops up when you try to enter it, and believe me the warning is an understatement.

[thezbar]

I don't believe in locks! But I hope you are right with this one Red Sux. Parlayed Boston -157 with Texas -2 {college baskets}

[WestsidePete]

oak +1.5 and under 9.5...

[treece]

im all on the red sox ml here. dice k cant lose here because of that dumb pride sht that they have over there.

[treece]

dice k is sucking early. japan will disown him if he keeps it up.

[WestsidePete]

wild k so far...

[Kellen]

Hes lucky to get out of that inning with only 2

[treece]

omg dice k fukin sux. he's walking everyone including his dog.

[JBC77]

Best of luck to everyone. I'm probably going to stay away from bases until after the first week or two.

Have to observe myself before I put my $$$ up.

[jjgold]

Dice K has nothing

[diamond]

im all on the red sox ml here. dice k cant lose here because of that dumb pride sht that they have over there.

Not a country in the world that has more pridestuff involved than the US.

[treece]

JJ, congrats on 14K posts.

[treece]

this game appears to be over. red sox dont look like they're going to score today.

[Kellen]

My under bet is looking good.

[Kellen]

I hate Manny Ramirez so much.

[treece]

i cant believe it, my reverse jinx worked. 2 run double by manny, now a 1 run double by moss. 3-2 sox.

[Kellen]

That New Era commercial was excellent.