Yeah, I have a daughter, but, babies momma is a bitch...Anyways, you all got to get them to reinstate me...I can play poker or anything...This sucks...I going through SBR withdrawl...
i'll make a call, pal
1 stipulation, make me rich like u
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obamaismyuncle
SBR Posting Legend
12-31-08
17801
#107
i like turtles
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gdoom
SBR Wise Guy
09-25-10
606
#108
Wtf are you talking about, that is my ex...not my wife i was speaking about...i have a daughter from a previous relationship and the mother is a bitch, so you truly do not know what you are talking about..i love my wife with all my heart and there is no reason for you all to clown me, but i get a laugh out of it...god bless all of you..
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DeeWizzle
SBR MVP
03-08-09
3316
#109
Originally posted by obamaismyuncle
i like turtles
Do you Iike turtIe soup?
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onetrickpony
SBR Hall of Famer
08-23-10
9434
#110
Originally posted by DeeWizzle
Do you Iike turtIe soup?
not good at all, try gator soup
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doublej95
SBR Posting Legend
01-26-10
14094
#111
give us a play jerry doom
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Double Bogey
SBR MVP
07-24-10
1465
#112
Not sure about the bitch part, but your wife sure must have a sense of humor to marry your clown ass.
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doublej95
SBR Posting Legend
01-26-10
14094
#113
i thought Jerry Doom was going to take a picture of his big winnings and show us
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gdoom
SBR Wise Guy
09-25-10
606
#114
Noys, I have the Steelers now, but I like the Falcons tonight...Come on fellas, unite behind ol dad and get me reinstated..Also, I lost every ******* bit of that money I won..I swear to God, at one point earlier today I was up over 10 Gs, lost it all...Wife is about to leave my dumb ass...I was at Casino for over 24 hours...At least they compt me a dinner, pack of smokes and a hotel room....Gambling is so crazy...I definitely need some help...
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gdoom
SBR Wise Guy
09-25-10
606
#115
Also, whats up with some possum soup, ever tried it? I had some raven soup tonight!
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doublej95
SBR Posting Legend
01-26-10
14094
#116
Originally posted by gdoom
Noys, I have the Steelers now, but I like the Falcons tonight...Come on fellas, unite behind ol dad and get me reinstated..Also, I lost every ******* bit of that money I won..I swear to God, at one point earlier today I was up over 10 Gs, lost it all...Wife is about to leave my dumb ass...I was at Casino for over 24 hours...At least they compt me a dinner, pack of smokes and a hotel room....Gambling is so crazy...I definitely need some help...
Well you said you hit 80% of your plays so you can't need that much help.
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onetrickpony
SBR Hall of Famer
08-23-10
9434
#117
lose 10k and u come back to win 20k
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The Kraken
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-25-11
29085
#118
Originally posted by gdoom
Listen you dumbs bastards, I was getting ready for work, and of course it is too long..I am not a point scammer, I am a pro boys..Believe that..I make a living at this shit...To be completely honest, I just did 7 1/2 years in the state penn.due to a illegal gambling racket in my home state. I am now currently enrolled at FSU and a presidents list student..And for all you tards poking fun of my pic, at least I have the balls to post mine..And yes, my wife does do a little bit of gambling...I would be smart enough to utilize a proxy server or simply log-on at the University if I was trying to scam something..WTF is 12 points worth anyways? Oh yeah, and poster WTF, why dont you become pro? You cant afford it..lol... And for the wife question, any of you can bang her if you want..It is an open relationship, whereas I get as much ass as I desire...She brings home hoes all the time.. I have documented plays and photocopied checks from numerous books that prove I am a profitable handicapper.. And for the bums that comment, that are not a pro, because they can not prove to have the mininium funds in their account, do not even bother to comment on this thread.. Na, but to be completley honest, they did sign-up because they see me on here ALL THE TIME, and I throughouly enjoy the site..My wife is not a hoe, we are monogamous and love one another..None of you sick twatwaffles could even look at my wife...My brother, is a recovering herion junkie, lives here, and I am helping him get on his feet..There is no story, it is the truth...As far as I am concerned, I have referred a large amount of people to this site, and this is an honest ****-up..I enjoy the laughter, service, and the somewhat of a "brother-hood" that I have found at this SBR site. I would appreciate my account being re-connected as a normal account..I will keep the retards off of the site. As for my parlay, It will hit..At least I hope, I place a 2 team parlay, wagering $250 to win $681.80.