Brag about yourself in this thread

[mrmarket]

Everyone is a beautiful and unique snowflake! Don't forget to remind yourself sometimes when the chips are down! This is the thread for it! You can do it SBR!

I'll go first;

Since my eyebrows turned white from the stress of gambling I have used Just For Men and now nobody is the wiser. It was a shrewd move on my part as the ladies have looked less revolted lately.

I have also devised a way to fit more charitable donation boxes in my backpack so I am 20% more efficient when I go on my weekly shopping mall sportsbook reload run.

[saints7011]

young women call me a dilf...

[ttwarrior1]

Im one of the top 5 tennis players in my tri state area at 350 pounds

[beermankirk]

I've eaten at one of the restaurants that the Man vs. Food dude has been to...

[shaggy3000]

i almost got killed by TI

on the golf course

[Sunde91]

I have a bad case of hemroids and shit a pint of thick, dark red blood everytime I poop. It drips for minutes.

[tony_come]

I'm black and I can float in the water

[CanuckG]

I've eaten at one of the restaurants that the Man vs. Food dude has been to...

same! before going to seattle seahawks games I go to that cafe and get the omelette....not the big one but one of them. sooo goood.

[bradthebloke]

i dont fart when i eat beans

[tony_come]

I can float in the pool/ocean