I remember when you told me when I picked you up at airport you were going to ave a long green coat on and when we got to my pad you were going to take it off and have nothing under it. I swear I remember you saying this and it was going to be my present and we were going to make love on my floor
shari you were going to "make love" on jj's floor? you were going to tenderly "receive" him and lovingly allow him "inside" of you and sh*t like that or whatever on the floor??
you were going to be on the floor gazing up at jj's face whilst he gently eased himself "within" you?
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shari91
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
02-23-10
32661
#38
Originally posted by CarpeDime
shari you were going to "make love" on jj's floor? you were going to tenderly "receive" him and lovingly allow him "inside" of you and sh*t like that or whatever on the floor?? you were going to be on the floor gazing up at jj's face whilst he gently eased himself "within" you?
Well, to be honest I said I'd lay on his floor while he rubbed up "against" my thigh. I had no problem "accepting" the remnants of his love juice on my leg until he told me that I had to "wear" a mechanic's uniform. And paint a mustache on my face.
Normally I wouldn't have a problem "helping" out such a dear friend. But when he said to just ignore him when he screamed "Deuce Pavy Whatter Shady Yiser" when he was "finishing", I thought I'd better "pull out".
Always a bridesmaid Carpey
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CanuckG
SBR Posting Legend
12-23-10
21978
#39
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388208
#40
Shari post real photos not pictures from Internet pretending to be a model
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BadNina
SBR Posting Legend
11-27-07
10491
#41
Originally posted by shari91
Well, to be honest I said I'd lay on his floor while he rubbed up "against" my thigh. I had no problem "accepting" the remnants of his love juice on my leg until he told me that I had to "wear" a mechanic's uniform. And paint a mustache on my face.
Normally I wouldn't have a problem "helping" out such a dear friend. But when he said to just ignore him when he screamed "Deuce Pavy Whatter Shady Yiser" when he was "finishing", I thought I'd better "pull out".
Always a bridesmaid Carpey
Post of the freakin' year right here folks!!
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stevek173
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-29-08
27631
#42
Originally posted by BadNina
Post of the freakin' year right here folks!!
ROFL cosign
awesome.
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Full Time Hobo
SBR MVP
05-16-10
2778
#43
wow
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EmpireMaker
SBR Posting Legend
06-18-09
15610
#44
You are right JJ you really do need to leave Shari alone
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Hotdiggity11
SBR MVP
01-09-09
4916
#45
Originally posted by shari91
Sorry pal. Wrong again. I'm doing just fine in that department. If you'd like some tips on how to pick up guys, let me know. Whatever you're doing now is obviously just scaring them away.
JJ prefers them young so hopefully you aren't teaching him how to pick up a 14 year old.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388208
#46
Shari lead me on
Now I think Deuce is going to fuk her
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wtf
SBR Posting Legend
08-22-08
12983
#47
good posting shari
come on jj
cut out the middle man, and just bone deuce's ass
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sickler
SBR Posting Legend
06-05-08
15006
#48
Originally posted by shari91
Well, to be honest I said I'd lay on his floor while he rubbed up "against" my thigh. I had no problem "accepting" the remnants of his love juice on my leg until he told me that I had to "wear" a mechanic's uniform. And paint a mustache on my face.
Normally I wouldn't have a problem "helping" out such a dear friend. But when he said to just ignore him when he screamed "Deuce Pavy Whatter Shady Yiser" when he was "finishing", I thought I'd better "pull out".
Its long OVER between us Shari, you promised me sooooooooooo much on skype and I remember quite well how you said you were not going to sleep with any guys until you came to NJ and it was going to be me, the love notes , poems , sexual hints to me, the topless bathing suites. I remember when you told me when I picked you up at airport you were going to ave a long green coat on and when we got to my pad you were going to take it off and have nothing under it. I swear I remember you saying this and it was going to be my present and we were going to make love on my floor and get our lives going. All the things you said to me were fukkin frauds how you said my boy Jeffrey was going to be Sethlin's God Father, the barbecues, church meetings, gambling together. I had my fukkin hopes up soooooooooooooooo much and then you changed and blew me off. I was hurt but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MORE. I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooo glad weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee will never meet. I cannot wait until I find the woman of my dreams. I am going to send you over 700 photos of us and vids to show you what you fukked up. Shari I was your Knight, your King, your Savior. I swear I was going to fukkin rescue you and make you happy. Well no big deal, I ain't bitter Bricker. You will never touch my nice body, it is not yours anymore.