how in god's name can one person eat all this?

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  • samgurt
    SBR MVP
    • 05-31-10
    • 2980

    #1
    how in god's name can one person eat all this?
    This is what she had on xmas

    from nymag.com


    The single mother-of-two, from New Jersey in the US, tucked into two 11kg (25lb) turkeys, two maple-glazed hams, 6.8kg (15lbs) of potatoes - 4.5kg (10lbs) roast, 2.3kg (5lbs) mashed, five loaves of bread, 2.3kg of herb stuffing, three litres of gravy, three litres of cranberry dressing and an astonishing 9kg (20lbs) of vegetables. After polishing off her enormous main course, she still had room for dessert and ate a "salad" made of marshmallow, cream cheese, whipped cream and cookies.
  • bobbyfk
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-19-09
    • 15218

    #2
    wonder what she looks like?
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    • sickler
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 06-05-08
      • 15006

      #3
      No way one person ate all that...
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      • samgurt
        SBR MVP
        • 05-31-10
        • 2980

        #4
        she is 650 lbs and wants to get to 1000+

        sexy mama
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        • robmpink
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 01-09-07
          • 13205

          #5
          andre the giant maybe could have.
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          • robmpink
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 01-09-07
            • 13205

            #6
            Originally posted by samgurt
            she is 650 lbs and wants to get to 1000+

            sexy mama
            I'd let her ride me.
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            • samgurt
              SBR MVP
              • 05-31-10
              • 2980

              #7
              Originally posted by sickler
              No way one person ate all that...

              that's what i'm thinkin...that's over 100 lbs


              who the fukk eats 2 full hams and 2 full turkeys
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              • obamaismyuncle
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 12-31-08
                • 17801

                #8
                I was once over 700lbs back as a teenager growing up in the hills of Kentucky
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                • stealthyburrito
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 05-12-09
                  • 21562

                  #9
                  well at least she threw in a salad
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                  • WvGambler
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 04-19-10
                    • 11618

                    #10
                    Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                    well at least she threw in a salad
                    You can burn those calories just from chewing!
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                    • yurnero
                      SBR High Roller
                      • 12-02-10
                      • 215

                      #11
                      she is trying to be the heaviest person in the world, i'd give her 1 sbr point if i could
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                      • WvGambler
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 04-19-10
                        • 11618

                        #12
                        Originally posted by yurnero
                        she is trying to be the heaviest person in the world, i'd give her 1 sbr point if i could
                        No use....she'd only eat it.
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                        • cadillac pete
                          SBR MVP
                          • 01-15-06
                          • 1675

                          #13
                          This is so disgusting and yet at the same time sad. This person wants to eat herself to death basically. An intervention of some kind needs to be done. They do it for people killing themselves with drugs. This is just a different way she is killing herself. Though it's probably too late considering her size and probably the damage she has caused to her body already. Instead of indulging her with food and making a freak show out of it, someone has to say enough is enough.
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                          • Illusion
                            Restricted User
                            • 08-09-05
                            • 25166

                            #14
                            Originally posted by sickler
                            No way one person ate all that...
                            I have to agree here. I do not care how fat she is that is impossible.
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                            • Illusion
                              Restricted User
                              • 08-09-05
                              • 25166

                              #15
                              Ok let's say she did eat that. I will put the number at 8.5

                              8.5 being the number of times she plugged the toliet once she shit that out.
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                              • LordVodka
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-17-09
                                • 5206

                                #16
                                She's a fat pig. You can look her up on youtube "Donna Simpson" I think. The husband is a black guy and talks about how sexy her gigantic rolls are. He then proceeds to cook her a mammoth breakfast which includes a dozen fried eggs.
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                                • constrictor
                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                  • 06-08-09
                                  • 668

                                  #17
                                  just a f**king disgusting joke
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                                  • OmgUrMom
                                    Restricted User
                                    • 02-07-10
                                    • 8481

                                    #18
                                    thats sad and sick.
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                                    • Aeiou1x2
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 01-11-11
                                      • 528

                                      #19
                                      she didn't die after eating those?
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                                      • big0mar
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 01-09-09
                                        • 3374

                                        #20
                                        20 points says shes a Republican
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                                        • mrmarket
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 01-26-10
                                          • 4953

                                          #21
                                          You are fools all of you. If she can amass that weight you have to invert her formula and sell it for millions!
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                                          • BigLouie66
                                            SBR Sharp
                                            • 05-09-10
                                            • 270

                                            #22
                                            mmm, shes hot,dont forget your bag of flour so you can find the wet spot.
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                                            • Ace_of_Spades
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 10-14-09
                                              • 13518

                                              #23
                                              Thats her version of sex
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                                              • pavyracer
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 04-12-07
                                                • 82546

                                                #24
                                                She must be sitting on a toilet while she eats all that food.
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                                                • LuckyLeo75
                                                  Restricted User
                                                  • 01-10-11
                                                  • 7

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Illusion
                                                  Ok let's say she did eat that. I will put the number at 8.5

                                                  8.5 being the number of times she plugged the toliet once she shit that out.
                                                  **** you *****!
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                                                  • l7ustin
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 10-09-08
                                                    • 3914

                                                    #26
                                                    ill take the bet on her being a republican, shes a democrat for sure
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                                                    • stealthyburrito
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 05-12-09
                                                      • 21562

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Ace_of_Spades
                                                      Thats her version of sex
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                                                      • yisman
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 09-01-08
                                                        • 75682

                                                        #28
                                                        I don't believe someone could do it.

                                                        Maybe a professional eater.

                                                        Even people who are 400 pounds don't eat that much in one shot.
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                                                        • Irish Lumberjack
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 12-04-07
                                                          • 2086

                                                          #29
                                                          She is cute!
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                                                          • samgurt
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 05-31-10
                                                            • 2980

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by yisman
                                                            I don't believe someone could do it.

                                                            Maybe a professional eater.

                                                            Even people who are 400 pounds don't eat that much in one shot.
                                                            she's 650.

                                                            But ya I'm not sure I believe it either. there's no way a stomach could hold over 100 lbs of food...20+ of those being starchy potatoes and stuffing which would fill her up even more.


                                                            And ya, on one of the above posts about her taking over 8.5 dumps. She probably had to use the toilet brush to get it all down the toilet
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                                                            • szk1983
                                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                                              • 07-08-06
                                                              • 642

                                                              #31
                                                              if that's what you ate, I would have to give you major props
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                                                              • VegasInsider
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 12-12-10
                                                                • 14593

                                                                #32
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                                                                • Wiggums5
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 12-05-10
                                                                  • 2409

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Once your 650 lbs there's no turning back, so why not.
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                                                                  • Ace_of_Spades
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 10-14-09
                                                                    • 13518

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Wiggums5
                                                                    Once your 650 lbs there's no turning back, so why not.
                                                                    Unless Gillian puts her foot in your ass, that weight is gone.


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                                                                    • hubie69
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 09-16-10
                                                                      • 7329

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Wow, I'm not even mad, I'm impressed.
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