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  • EaglesPhan36
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 12-06-06
    • 71662

    #1
    The Idiot Files
    So yesterday where I work, they got their cell phone bill for the three company phones they have. It was $2,000. Most of the charges were from one guy's phone, saying he had run up most of that in text messages in the last month. The guy sat here and lied through his teeth to my boss that there was no way he had sent that many texts + there were picture mails listed on the charge sheet. He said "I've never received a picture on that phone." They went to the cell company today and have a printed list of all the texts to which number. The majority went to one number, apparently some chick he has been trying to bang. I asked my boss if I needed to go home so I wasn't listed as an accessory to murder ... I never got an answer.

    Moral of the story: Use your personal phone to try to hook up with chicks. And when you get busted, don't be a fukking rube ... realize that technology has your ass caught and you can't dispute technology.
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