Wow, so God was controlling Cam Newton all this time

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  • Capybara
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    • 08-17-08
    • 11803

    #1
    Wow, so God was controlling Cam Newton all this time
    I was going to give him credit for turning his life around, but I guess he had nothing to do with it. Oh well.
  • milwaukee mike
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    • 08-22-07
    • 26914

    #2
    great point capy

    just once i'd like to see a member of the losing team say "we would've won, but god made me throw those interceptions because he's a prick"
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    • Capybara
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      • 08-17-08
      • 11803

      #3
      Originally posted by milwaukee mike
      great point capy

      just once i'd like to see a member of the losing team say "we would've won, but god made me throw those interceptions because he's a prick"
      Hahaha, totally!!!!

      You know what's funny? At the beginning of his interview, I was actually thinking -- and HOPING -- but I was seriously thinking HEY, maybe there's a chance that even though he's a college football player from a Southern school, this guy is not going to give all the credit to an invisible god. But just as I thought it, there came the monologue! The rug was pulled out from under me!!
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      • trixtrix
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        • 04-13-06
        • 1897

        #4
        bcs was a video game and newton was god's wii
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        • sviking
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          • 10-27-10
          • 98

          #5
          Seems like Cammy Cam was a little upset that he didnt have the spectacular "Vince Young" Championship Game.
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          • ttwarrior1
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            • 06-23-09
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            #6
            he'll be lucky to be half as good as vince young in the pros, he simply can't pass.

            Did god want oregon to lose?
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            • The Seer
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              • 10-29-07
              • 10641

              #7
              I thought it was the money. Who knew?
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              • Shafted69
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 07-04-08
                • 6412

                #8
                God loves him more than he loves Darren Thomas ............ it's that simple
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                • GoldRush7
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                  • 04-27-09
                  • 2014

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Shafted69
                  God loves him more than he loves Darren Thomas ............ it's that simple
                  Epic Post sir
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                  • fishmonger
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                    • 12-31-08
                    • 1492

                    #10
                    But Jesus loves us all?
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                    • bozeman
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                      • 11-11-09
                      • 2162

                      #11
                      yes, he does, and he controls a lot in our lives somehow
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                      • Naz18
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                        • 09-10-09
                        • 4277

                        #12
                        It's why the phrase "God bless America" is totally stupid....
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                        • Mikail
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                          • 07-19-09
                          • 21689

                          #13
                          It is allah Who has created seven heavens and of the earth the like thereof (i.e. seven). His Command descends between them (heavens and earth), that you may know that allah has power over all things, and that allah surrounds all things in (His) Knowledge.
                          ( سورة الطلاق , At-Talaq, Chapter #65, Verse #12)
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                          • talnted
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                            • 02-11-09
                            • 1664

                            #14
                            no wonder hes sooo fukking good. hopefully when he gets his dick wet tonight he gets both bitches blowing him to use his cock as a microphone to communicate with the big man above
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                            • DrStale
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 12-07-08
                              • 9692

                              #15
                              Why does God keep hoarding the Cam Newton controller? Selfish prick. Think of how much fun you could have making a human being do whatever you want.
                              Originally posted by Dark Horse
                              If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                              • talnted
                                SBR MVP
                                • 02-11-09
                                • 1664

                                #16
                                Originally posted by talnted
                                no wonder hes sooo fukking good. hopefully when he gets his dick wet tonight he gets both bitches blowing him to use his cock as a microphone to communicate with the big man above
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                                • stikymess
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                                  • 05-19-10
                                  • 3288

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                  he'll be lucky to be half as good as vince young in the pros, he simply can't pass. Did god want oregon to lose?
                                  God had Auburn on the ML.
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                                  • Prop Bet Master
                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                    • 11-05-10
                                    • 533

                                    #18
                                    What a stupid thing to say! There's no such thing as God! God is a made up scam to get people to go to church and buy into their bullshit! They never blame God when things go wrong! I use the book of bullshit for firewood!
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                                    • sweethook
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 11-21-07
                                      • 12667

                                      #19
                                      cam is full of sht , hes like the rest he wants the money
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                                      • jjgold
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 07-20-05
                                        • 388189

                                        #20
                                        He will have about 5 kids with 5 different woman by age 27 or so

                                        FACT
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                                        • Regul8er
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 11-06-07
                                          • 10666

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Prop Bet Master
                                          What a stupid thing to say! There's no such thing as God! God is a made up scam to get people to go to church and buy into their bullshit! They never blame God when things go wrong! I use the book of bullshit for firewood!
                                          I hope your joking!
                                          Where do you think you came from?? An ape...a dinosaur?

                                          Think about all the intricate things of the world, and tell me they weren't created by a power above us all?
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                                          • THE PROFIT
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 11-27-09
                                            • 17701

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Regul8er
                                            I hope your joking!
                                            Where do you think you came from?? An ape...a dinosaur?

                                            Think about all the intricate things of the world, and tell me they weren't created by a power above us all?


                                            Reg, you use the Bill O'Reilly school of thought.

                                            There must be an invisible supernatural power because you don't understand how things work
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                                            • Regul8er
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 11-06-07
                                              • 10666

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by THE PROFIT


                                              Reg, you use the Bill O'Reilly school of thought.

                                              There must be an invisible supernatural power because you don't understand how things work

                                              I don't really want to get into a debate over this, not sure why I responded....I guess the blatancy just rubbed me the wrong way.

                                              Personally, I thought Cam giving all credit and due to God and his reference of saying he was just an instrument was refreshing. Not everyone will agree, and that's perfectly fine.
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                                              • Brewers in 7
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 01-20-10
                                                • 1363

                                                #24
                                                God mustve been busy when Newton fumbled in the 4th quarter, he had to check on his matzo ball soup..
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                                                • THE PROFIT
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                                                  • 11-27-09
                                                  • 17701

                                                  #25
                                                  cool, Reg.
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                                                  • Regul8er
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 11-06-07
                                                    • 10666

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Brewers in 7
                                                    God mustve been busy when Newton fumbled in the 4th quarter, he had to check on his matzo ball soup..
                                                    haha!
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                                                    • milwaukee mike
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                                                      • 08-22-07
                                                      • 26914

                                                      #27
                                                      talnted, is there a reason you respond to your own stupid, vulgar posts so we have to read it twice?
                                                      or were you "accidentally" still logged in to one of your screen names when you meant to pat yourself on the back for being so clever with a different one?
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                                                      • Resler
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                                                        • 11-03-10
                                                        • 1417

                                                        #28
                                                        Instrument of god...hilarious! There is no God sucka, educate yourself and you'll realize how ridiculous even the idea is. Read the first three pages of the bible without laughing your ass off, it can't be done.
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                                                        • Regul8er
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                                                          • 11-06-07
                                                          • 10666

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Resler
                                                          Instrument of god...hilarious! There is no God sucka, educate yourself and you'll realize how ridiculous even the idea is. Read the first three pages of the bible without laughing your ass off, it can't be done.
                                                          Your certainly entitled to your own opinion sir. Have a good one!
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                                                          • Willie Bee
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                                                            • 02-14-06
                                                            • 15726

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by milwaukee mike
                                                            great point capy

                                                            just once i'd like to see a member of the losing team say "we would've won, but god made me throw those interceptions because he's a prick"
                                                            You'd like the old quote from former pitcher turned author Jim Bouton: "Since no one ever said in an interview, 'God didn't help me' or 'It's my muscles, not Jesus,' kids get the idea that God helps all athletes, and the ones who don't speak up are just shy or embarrassed. So I've been tempted to say into a microphone that I feel I won today because I don't believe in God."
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                                                            • AMBlai01
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                                                              • 09-16-08
                                                              • 5882

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Regul8er

                                                              I hope your joking!
                                                              Where do you think you came from?? An ape...a dinosaur?

                                                              Think about all the intricate things of the world, and tell me they weren't created by a power above us all?
                                                              Oh No...not this. Does God help you win your bets too?
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                                                              • acarmelo1
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                                                                • 09-29-09
                                                                • 6321

                                                                #32
                                                                religion is a necessary evil, without it people will lose hope on desperate times.
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                                                                • Regul8er
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 11-06-07
                                                                  • 10666

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by AMBlai01
                                                                  Oh No...not this. Does God help you win your bets too?

                                                                  I think my numbers prove that he doesn't help me in that area.
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                                                                  • AMBlai01
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                                                                    • 09-16-08
                                                                    • 5882

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Regul8er


                                                                    I think my numbers prove that he doesn't help me in that area.
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                                                                    • pronk
                                                                      Restricted User
                                                                      • 11-22-08
                                                                      • 6887

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Resler
                                                                      Instrument of god...hilarious! There is no God sucka, educate yourself and you'll realize how ridiculous even the idea is. Read the first three pages of the bible without laughing your ass off, it can't be done.
                                                                      You poor blind and "educated" bat, I feel sorry for you.
                                                                      He who laughs last, laughs best.
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