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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    I Look At Every Poster Here As My Son
    And treat you like that while posting
  • OmgUrMom
    Restricted User
    • 02-07-10
    • 8481

    #2
    hi father
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    • chilidog
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 04-05-09
      • 10305

      #3
      So should we call you dad? Won't the other dad on here get jealous if we start calling you dad instead of him?
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      • excel
        Restricted User
        • 03-25-10
        • 4270

        #4
        Hey dad, can I borrow 5,000$?
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        • stevek173
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 03-29-08
          • 27598

          #5
          rofl
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          • The Seer
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 10-29-07
            • 10641

            #6
            I want my allowance.
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            • ProfaneReality
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 04-14-09
              • 7607

              #7
              great...my dad is a jew.
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              • JimmysEgo
                SBR MVP
                • 06-07-10
                • 1201

                #8
                Originally posted by jjgold
                And treat you like that while posting
                stop touching me while i'm sleeping.
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                • compaqDikk
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 10-08-05
                  • 5699

                  #9
                  i am divorcing you

                  Age of Emancipation for Child Support:
                  This is the age when a parent is no longer required by law to pay child support (unless otherwise stated in an existing child support order). Child support may extend beyond the age of emancipation for reasons associated with secondary school expenses and/or extra ordinary medial expenses/conditions.

                  State Age of Termination of Support
                  Alabama when child turns 18 or graduates from high school
                  Alaska when child turns 18, or 19 if child is enrolled in high school or equivalent and is residing with custodial parent
                  Arizona when child turns 18 or graduates from high school
                  Arkansas when child turns 18 or graduates from high school
                  California when child turns 18, or if child is in high school then 19 or graduation from high school, whichever is first
                  Colorado when child turns 19
                  Connecticut when child turns 18
                  Delaware when child turns 18, or if child is in high school then 19 or graduation from high school, whichever is first
                  District of Columbia when child turns 21
                  Florida when child turns 18, or if child is in high school then 19 or graduation from high school, whichever is later
                  Georgia when child turns 18, or if child is in high school then when child turns 20
                  Hawaii when child turns 18, or court may extend to age 23 if child is enrolled in accredited higher education institution
                  Idaho when child turns 18, or age 19 by court order if child is enrolled in formal education
                  Illinois when child turns 18
                  Indiana when child turns 21
                  Iowa when child turns 18
                  Kansas when child turns 18 or when child graduates from high school, whichever is later
                  Kentucky when child turns 18, or if child is in high school then when child turns 19
                  Louisiana when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child turns 19 or graduates, whichever is first
                  Maine when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child turns 19
                  Maryland when child turns 18
                  Massachusetts when child turns 18, or when child turns 21 if child is domiciled with parent, or when child turns 23 if child is enrolled in an educational program
                  Michigan when child turns 18, or when child turns 19« to allow child to complete high school
                  Minnesota when child turns 18, or when child turns 20 if child is attending high school
                  Missouri when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child turns 21 or graduates from high school, whichever is first
                  Mississippi when child turns 21
                  Montana when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child turns 19
                  Nebraska when child turns 19
                  Nevada when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child turns 19
                  New Hampshire when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child turns 19 or graduates from high school, whichever is first
                  New Jersey when child turns 18, or older if child attends college on a full time basis
                  New Mexico when child turns 18
                  New York when child turns 21
                  North Carolina when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child turns 20 or graduates from high school, whichever is first
                  North Dakota when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child turns 19 or graduates from high school, whichever is first
                  Ohio when child turns 18 or when child graduates from high school
                  Oklahoma when child turns 18 or when child graduates from high school
                  Oregon when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school half-time or more, when child turns 21
                  Pennsylvania when child turns 18 or completes high school
                  Rhode Island when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child turns 19, or 90 days past graduation, whichever is first
                  South Carolina when child turns 18 or when child graduates from high school
                  South Dakota when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child graduates
                  Tennessee when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child graduates
                  Texas when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child graduates
                  Utah when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child graduates
                  Vermont when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child graduates
                  Virginia when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child turns 19 or graduates, whichever is first
                  Washington when child turns 18
                  West Virginia when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child turns 20 or graduates, whichever is first
                  Wisconsin when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child turns 19 or graduates, whichever is first
                  Wyoming when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child turns 20 or graduates, whichever is first
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                  • firedawg
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 10-08-08
                    • 39219

                    #10
                    we already have a Dad and he posts hot pics
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #11
                      compactor

                      No my name is Coach..............there is only one Dad here

                      I am not a horny fuk like him
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                      • crustyme
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 09-29-10
                        • 16896

                        #12
                        if ur my father then i wanna be erik menendez.

                        come here dad, i wanna show you my shiny new shotgun!
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                        • Flying Dutchman
                          SBR MVP
                          • 05-17-09
                          • 2467

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jjgold
                          compactor

                          No my name is Coach..............there is only one Dad here

                          I am not a horny fuk like him
                          ummm, yeah, right:

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                          • stealthyburrito
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 05-12-09
                            • 21562

                            #14
                            you seem more like the step-dad.

                            ya know, kinda cold and distant. doesn't really want a relationship with the kid cuz its not really his, only wants to tap momma's ass.

                            but we can understand the inability to form a close connection, cuz we know you have your own problems in life.

                            but perhaps you will come around, if you can get past your vices. ie gambling,coke addiction, excessive alcohol consumption.

                            we can give you time to adjust. once you can say i love you son we will know you've turned a corner.
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                            • doublej95
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 01-26-10
                              • 14094

                              #15
                              the sweet side of coach
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                              • brooks85
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 01-05-09
                                • 44709

                                #16
                                dam some states have child support until 21, that is ridiculous.
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                                • 36mafia
                                  Restricted User
                                  • 11-08-09
                                  • 2389

                                  #17
                                  sweet

                                  you can watch me play with myself
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                                  • str
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 01-12-09
                                    • 11776

                                    #18
                                    I prefer to think of you as "uncle JJ"
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                                    • iifold
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 04-25-10
                                      • 11111

                                      #19
                                      My dad has a 2.5 inch pecker, bald, gambling problem, and hasn't been laid in 14 years??

                                      Future doesn't look promising..
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                                      • Rod1010
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 09-01-10
                                        • 6208

                                        #20
                                        Dad why is my dick 2 inches ??? will it grow ???
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                                        • 36mafia
                                          Restricted User
                                          • 11-08-09
                                          • 2389

                                          #21
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                                          • manny24
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 10-22-07
                                            • 20046

                                            #22
                                            feel like luke skywalker a bit here.
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                                            • trixtrix
                                              Restricted User
                                              • 04-13-06
                                              • 1897

                                              #23
                                              okay mom
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                                              • OmgUrMom
                                                Restricted User
                                                • 02-07-10
                                                • 8481

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Rod1010
                                                Dad why is my dick 2 inches ??? will it grow ???
                                                no its genetic your dads pecker is only 2.5
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                                                • Dirty Sanchez
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 03-01-10
                                                  • 16031

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                  And treat you like that while posting
                                                  Now I know why Tigers eat their young
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                                                  • THEGREAT30
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 10-04-08
                                                    • 8970

                                                    #26
                                                    Dad can i get some money?
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                                                    • bobbyfk
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 01-19-09
                                                      • 15218

                                                      #27
                                                      Daddy Gold
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                                                      • zam77
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 11-03-10
                                                        • 3586

                                                        #28
                                                        Stop encouraging me to play in the sbr casino... bad parenting.
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                                                        • RealSlimShady
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 12-24-07
                                                          • 6249

                                                          #29
                                                          How did you get so many kids with your long drought with women?
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