What's the worst excuse you've ever used when showing up late for work?

[The Madcap]

This Brazilian soccer player claimed he was kidnapped.

http://espn.go.com/sports/soccer/new...ine-police-say


Which really, in Brazil lately, doesn't seem all that preposterous. But still.

[OmgUrMom]

wat a retard, should of known the police would figure that one out