Parlay to get my rent money and my car out of hock

[tripas for lunch]

My neighbor lent me 5 dollars. I spent 2 dollars on some cheap bologna and bread which should last me for a couple of days. I placed the other 3 on this parlay:


Nuggets vs Kings (TNT)
10:35 pm
Kings +170

Thunder vs Mavericks (TNT)
08:05 pm
Under 192

S Alabama vs Fla Atlantic
07:00 pm
Fla Atlantic -9

Fresno St vs Louisiana Tech
08:00 pm
Louisiana Tech -2

Wright State vs Illinois Chicago
08:00 pm
Illinois Chicago +170

Saint Marys CA vs Loyola Marymount (ESPNU)
09:00 pm
Under 141.5

Northwestern vs Illinois (ESPN2)
09:00 pm
Illinois -7.5

Cal Santa Barbara vs UC Davis
10:00 pm
UC Davis +130

Oregon St vs Washington St
10:00 pm
Oregon St +11.5

Boise St vs San Jose St
10:30 pm
San Jose St +130



$3.00 wins 5597.98

I think I'm back.

[kfranz31]

good luck bro

[TexansFan]

Good Luck. Oh, stop gambling immediately.

[mighty maron]

kings insta loss...gl sell plasma

[VegasInsider]

good luck dude

[VegasInsider]

kings insta loss...gl sell plasma

I did that one time when I was in college in NC...they gave us $75 the first time. There were 6 guys that went, none of us were that dead broke, but we thought it was easy money.

BTW...it's no fun. The needle is huge and it takes FOREVER!

[LLXC]

If you need to borrow $5 for food and gambling, you should really stop...

[young chad]

Good Luck. Oh, stop gambling immediately.

kings insta loss...gl sell plasma

If you need to borrow $5 for food and gambling, you should really stop...

Im cosigning all of these things right here...also adding, as much as I'd love for this parlay to hit, even though I don't believe one word of your story, there is NO WAY it's happening..so, even though this is probably 90% joke thread..on the 10% off chance that you're being serious, BOL, you're going to need it, and if you win, I'm going to recommend banning all of your accounts and quitting gambling while you're ahead

[Kav]

why...

[BRAVES1985]

it will hit

[ttwarrior1]

worth a shot but i like it better if you changed a couple picks

[dfberger23]

Better chance of me getting hit by a car today than this parlay hitting.

[Landscaper]

[Vesuvius]

Loser, but good luck, you will need it.

[Flexin]

BOL

James

[wtf]

get a bus pass asap

[tanner40]

Take the points with the doggies

[Boscoe]

is there a bonus on a 3 dollar deposit?

[nosniboR11]

My neighbor lent me 5 dollars. I spent 2 dollars on some cheap bologna and bread which should last me for a couple of days. I placed the other 3 on this parlay: Nuggets vs Kings (TNT) 10:35 pm Kings +170 Thunder vs Mavericks (TNT) 08:05 pm Under 192 S Alabama vs Fla Atlantic 07:00 pm Fla Atlantic -9 Fresno St vs Louisiana Tech 08:00 pm Louisiana Tech -2 Wright State vs Illinois Chicago 08:00 pm Illinois Chicago +170 Saint Marys CA vs Loyola Marymount (ESPNU) 09:00 pm Under 141.5 Northwestern vs Illinois (ESPN2) 09:00 pm Illinois -7.5 Cal Santa Barbara vs UC Davis 10:00 pm UC Davis +130 Oregon St vs Washington St 10:00 pm Oregon St +11.5 Boise St vs San Jose St 10:30 pm San Jose St +130 $3.00 wins 5597.98 I think I'm back.

ghost

[JohnnyD4916]

Good luck with that your going to need it.