1000 things to do when you're a tool

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  • Tree Rollins
    SBR MVP
    • 12-16-09
    • 3968

    #1
    1000 things to do when you're a tool
    Let's get a list going, I'll start

    1. Post pictures of your girlfriend with a shit stained ass
    2. Have a pencil-lined beard
    3. Call everyone a virgin
    4. Date white trash, then post pictures of it on the internet
    5. Complain about people making fun of white trash pictures that you posted on the internet
    6. Tell everyone "i never heard of ya pal"
    7. Ask people if they "do weed"
    8. Wear a wife beater at all times
  • BeatTheJerk
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 08-19-07
    • 31794

    #2
    Some of these are actually pretty funny.
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    • BadNina
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 11-27-07
      • 10491

      #3
      Very good, Tree!!!
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      • SamsNCharge99
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 10-22-08
        • 41242

        #4
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        • Fishhead
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 08-11-05
          • 40179

          #5
          Originally posted by Tree Rollins
          Let's get a list going, I'll start

          1. Post pictures of your girlfriend with a shit stained ass
          2. Have a pencil-lined beard
          3. Call everyone a virgin
          4. Date white trash, then post pictures of it on the internet
          5. Complain about people making fun of white trash pictures that you posted on the internet
          6. Tell everyone "i never heard of ya pal"
          7. Ask people if they "do weed"
          8. Wear a wife beater at all times


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          • opie1988
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 09-12-10
            • 23429

            #6
            9. Constantly refer to yourself getting high as being "blaaazzzed"......even after many of your new "internet friends" tell you how douchey it makes you sound.

            10. Claim you were "never serious" (always followed by numerous laughing emoticons) about crying to the mods over the way Jimmy's Ego made you his bitch.
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            • stealthyburrito
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 05-12-09
              • 21562

              #7
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              • Tree Rollins
                SBR MVP
                • 12-16-09
                • 3968

                #8
                Originally posted by opie1988
                9. Constantly refer to yourself getting high as being "blaaazzzed"......even after many of your new "internet friends" tell you how douchey it makes you sound. 10. Claim you were "never serious" (always followed by numerous laughing emoticons) about crying to the mods over the way Jimmy's Ego made you his bitch.
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