American Geography Question

[Red_Sux]

Florida is also known as the american wang. What state should be the american asshole, and why?

[Deuce]

Iowa, nothings there and its almost dead center.

[Kellen]

Id put in my vote for Needles, CA as the asshole of America. That place is definetly a shithole.

[Red_Sux]

i think PA is the best answer because they have the Herseys Highway

[moses millsap]

Iowa, nothings there and its almost dead center.

Des Moines is one of the top drug trafficking cities in the United States.

[Deuce]

Des Moines is one of the top drug trafficking cities in the United States.

Another solid reason for it to be.

[moses millsap]

Another solid reason for it to be.

For it NOT to be.

[thegreatdiatchi]

i think PA is the best answer because they have the Herseys Highway

You have a good point about PA. Scranton in particular is one big asshole between two mountains so that might work. The only problem with that analogy is that alot of people consider Jersey to be the armpit of the country and having an assole and and armpit that close seems awfully odd and hard to do.

[Deuce]

For it NOT to be.

Cause drugs are so cool? What are you trying to say here?

[RageWizard]

The asshole of the country is right around New Orleans because that is where the Mississippi spews out all of the fertilizer and other crap right into the Gulf of Mexico. The stuff coming out of the river has actually created a dead zone in the gulf. If Florida is the country's dick then New Orleans is perfectly placed to be the country's asshole.

[Red_Sux]

The asshole of the country is right around New Orleans because that is where the Mississippi spews out all of the fertilizer and other crap right into the Gulf of Mexico. The stuff coming out of the river has actually created a dead zone in the gulf. If Florida is the country's dick then New Orleans is perfectly placed to be the country's asshole.

that is a good point

[Red_Sux]

You have a good point about PA. Scranton in particular is one big asshole between two mountains so that might work. The only problem with that analogy is that alot of people consider Jersey to be the armpit of the country and having an assole and and armpit that close seems awfully odd and hard to do.

Jersey can be the american toilet, then they're in the right place

[The Seer]

The asshole of the country is right around New Orleans because that is where the Mississippi spews out all of the fertilizer and other crap right into the Gulf of Mexico.

Mississippi Delta. New Orleans with all of it's trash and crime is perfect spot.

[thegreatdiatchi]

Jersey can be the american toilet, then they're in the right place

[JoshW]

Nothing to do with the quality of the state. But michigan does sort of have a natural "hole" to it.

[Red_Sux]

Nothing to do with the quality of the state. But michigan does sort of have a natural "hole" to it.

michigan is crap right now because of the auto industry, but it is still a beautiful state. up to the upper pen...beautiful. Great lakes are really nice for boating and fishing. I have nothing bad to say about michigan except the auto industry ****ed over a lot of blue collar workers