After losing a big bet how do you feel?

[buztah]

I can see it now...we'll all be robbing banks in vegas...or I'll have you guys push me in front of a moving car to get some quick insurance money...

We grift a few bums, scrape together 36 bucks and go all in on the roulette table number 16. It hits and pays 35-1. We tip the dealer way too much, since we want to feel like we're "big time" and take the rest of the cash down to the buffet. LT and JJ start busting each others balls about who can eat the most calamari and they both end up at the general hospital getting their stomach pumped as the squid was some really bad squid. As you, Diogee and I wait in the hospital lobby we wager on the selections of vending machine patrons.

Coke -300
Pepsi +100
Doritos -110
Funions +400

[diogee]

This blows...I place 7 bets tonight and beat the closing line on 6 of them and will have my worst day in a while

[Kellen]

We grift a few bums, scrape together 36 bucks and go all in on the roulette table number 16. It hits and pays 35-1. We tip the dealer way too much, since we want to feel like we're "big time" and take the rest of the cash down to the buffet. LT and JJ start busting each others balls about who can eat the most calamari and they both end up at the general hospital getting their stomach pumped as the squid was some really bad squid. As you, Diogee and I wait in the hospital lobby we wager on the selections of vending machine patrons.

Coke -300
Pepsi +100
Doritos -110
Funions +400

Meanwhile, Im dead from jumping out the window of my hotel room because Clemson Baseball team just blew a 9 run lead against UNC in the 9th inning and ended up losing in the 12th to a walk off home run.

[diogee]

A mother phucking push...thank you Jack for that 3-pointer

[WestsidePete]

1 F*cking Pt Short On Sec H Over Aaahhhh

[diogee]

That phucking blows WSP...

[diogee]

I guess that beating the closing line on that game gave me a push instead of a loss so not so bad.

[buztah]

You phucking degenerates all suck tonight. Imagine what a big balls parlay we could have cashed on these MLs:

Lakers
Kings
Heat
Celtics

PHUCK ME!

[diogee]

Tell me about it Buzzy...if only those phucks could have scored 1 more point I would not be down 1.39 units on the day

[Red_Sux]

You phucking degenerates all suck tonight. Imagine what a big balls parlay we could have cashed on these MLs:

Lakers
Kings
Heat
Celtics

PHUCK ME!

add pistons to that list also. i wish i have a time machine

[OLGC_Slayer]

This thread is ****ing awesome. I'm laughing my ass off here.
Buztah you are too ****ing much my man, and I mean that in a good way.

[buztah]

This thread is ****ing awesome. I'm laughing my ass off here.
Buztah you are too ****ing much my man, and I mean that in a good way.

I sincerely hope you are reading all my posts with a Cartman like monologue in your head for full effect, Mr OLG.

Annnnnnnnnd on that note I'll say good night! I enjoy your posts as well, OLG. I think the mentally masturbatory exercise of posting here each day is making me a better person. Sniff. Sniff.