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  • 36mafia
    Restricted User
    • 11-08-09
    • 2389

    #1
    New Years resolutions?
    for 2011

    drinking more beer. no im not talking about pounding 30s of natty light, more sophisticated shit like sam adams and guiness on special occasions. time for bigger and better beer

    posting more. ha pretty gay i know. when i mean post more im talking about being more of an asshole on sbr. making fun of the degenerate ***** on sbr is surprisingly soothing for the mind and body

    have a threesome
  • paco
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 05-07-09
    • 62873

    #2
    Stopped making these long time ago. Its always the same shit, stop drinking, stop smoking. Never works out.
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    • 36mafia
      Restricted User
      • 11-08-09
      • 2389

      #3
      theres a time for everything... but sobriety

      drugs make life worth living
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      • antifoil
        SBR MVP
        • 11-11-09
        • 3993

        #4
        i plan on moving my resolution to 1080p
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        • raydog
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 11-07-07
          • 6984

          #5
          never made any...doubt i ever will...fawk im negative..
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          • 36mafia
            Restricted User
            • 11-08-09
            • 2389

            #6
            that shits 2009, its all about 3D in 2011

            have you seen porn in 3D yet? real motion thrusting, so lifelike you want to reach out and grab
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            • onetrickpony
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-23-10
              • 9434

              #7
              Originally posted by 36mafia
              that shits 2009, its all about 3D in 2011 have you seen porn in 3D yet? real motion thrusting, so lifelike you want to reach out and grab
              dont tease me bro, im still on e-porn havent even made it to the tv
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              • 36mafia
                Restricted User
                • 11-08-09
                • 2389

                #8
                Originally posted by onetrickpony
                dont tease me bro, im still on e-porn havent even made it to the tv
                get with the times pony, sitting at home touching yourself in front of the computer is depressing

                jacking off on the sofa in front of a hd tv feels much more manly.
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                • tanner40
                  SBR MVP
                  • 03-24-10
                  • 2129

                  #9
                  Drink better beer. Drink more water. Drink more whiskey. Eat healthier. Save more $$$
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                  • stealthyburrito
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 05-12-09
                    • 21562

                    #10
                    Originally posted by 36mafia
                    theres a time for everything... but sobriety

                    drugs make life worth living


                    i am cutting back on alcohol, but will probably take up smoking more because of that.
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                    • flyingillini
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 12-06-06
                      • 41219

                      #11
                      Less Molly more yayo.
                      המוסד‎
                      המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                      • Dad
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 11-26-08
                        • 23245

                        #12
                        I fully intend to play with myself more this year.
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388179

                          #13
                          Insecure people make resolutions, you should not have to have some sort of rules to live your life.
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                          • 36mafia
                            Restricted User
                            • 11-08-09
                            • 2389

                            #14
                            of course jay, rules are pointless. will you be my friend?
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                            • 36mafia
                              Restricted User
                              • 11-08-09
                              • 2389

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Dad
                              I fully intend to play with myself more this year.
                              oh daddy, you and me both pal
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                              • Rod1010
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 09-01-10
                                • 6208

                                #16
                                36 fukk me??
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                                • tomtom
                                  SBR Hustler
                                  • 12-15-09
                                  • 96

                                  #17
                                  give more winners out
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                                  • wal66
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 10-14-08
                                    • 5305

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by 36mafia
                                    theres a time for everything... but sobriety

                                    drugs make life worth living
                                    I know this is a serious question which can be a downer but I have asked it at other forums for a reason.

                                    What about life is so terrible that some can't experience it straight and or sober?

                                    I have never done a drug and I don't drink so I have nothing to base my thought's on but I can't imagine an altered state ever truly allows you to comprehend what is going on around you.

                                    Just curious not preaching.
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                                    • doublej95
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 01-26-10
                                      • 14094

                                      #19
                                      quit dipping
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                                      • 36mafia
                                        Restricted User
                                        • 11-08-09
                                        • 2389

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by wal66
                                        I know this is a serious question which can be a downer but I have asked it at other forums for a reason.

                                        What about life is so terrible that some can't experience it straight and or sober?

                                        I have never done a drug and I don't drink so I have nothing to base my thought's on but I can't imagine an altered state ever truly allows you to comprehend what is going on around you.

                                        Just curious not preaching.
                                        im very depressed wal. i think about killing myself everyday here. im a loser and have no friends. im a 23 year old virgin and post on this website because its all i have. i spend 16 hours in front of this computer screen and constantly play with myself. and the worst part is ive never done drugs in my life, ever. it was all an act to be cool.

                                        help me out here coach. should i take indy -2.5? buy points? ****
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