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  • Cloak & Dagger
    SBR MVP
    • 11-15-07
    • 4781

    #36
    Originally posted by mofome
    you did say you wanted to see his ass, no?

    yes..he did

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    • Quebb Diesel
      SBR MVP
      • 01-26-08
      • 3045

      #37
      Originally posted by mofome
      you did say you wanted to see his ass, no?

      his ass as a bald person...not his ass as his hairy ass
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      • mofome
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 12-19-07
        • 13003

        #38
        Originally posted by Quebb Diesel
        his ass as a bald person...not his ass as his hairy ass


        dont change your story QB
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        • Quebb Diesel
          SBR MVP
          • 01-26-08
          • 3045

          #39
          fuuuuuck...im caught up now
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          • mofome
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 12-19-07
            • 13003

            #40
            Originally posted by Quebb Diesel
            fuuuuuck...im caught up now

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            • compaqDikk
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 10-08-05
              • 5699

              #41
              JJ when you make it out to horseshjow bay with Reno and fendy on a pitstop, i'll throw you 10 dimes if you can get your filthy hands on their G.U.S.H. software and ramsakk the place. an extra ace if you cut their fukkin utilities off
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              • Shark79
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 11-19-07
                • 11211

                #42
                Shit ... I do think this plane crashed ... or JJ got caught in customs and was sent to Ireland
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                • compaqDikk
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 10-08-05
                  • 5699

                  #43
                  i bet he got nabbed for some shoe funny business in one of the stalls dropping a deuece like that congressdude

                  i actually put him on the do not fly list so i'm certain he's stuck there or his rug set off the security alarms
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                  • diogee
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 01-11-08
                    • 19477

                    #44
                    Originally posted by Shark79
                    Shit ... I do think this plane crashed ... or JJ got caught in customs and was sent to Ireland
                    They probably took his fucking rug and now he is going postal.
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                    • compaqDikk
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 10-08-05
                      • 5699

                      #45
                      Originally posted by diogee
                      They probably took his fucking rug and now he is going postal.
                      i wonder if they'll put the rug with all the scissors and knives n shitt in those buckets. i bet we'll see it at one of those sales airlines have yearly

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                      • chandler1981
                        SBR Sharp
                        • 11-18-07
                        • 422

                        #46
                        Compaq

                        Figure out how to get a rug in the middle of that picture. That would be the greatest pic SBR has ever seen.

                        Thanks in advance, I know you can do it.
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                        • TexansFan
                          SBR MVP
                          • 09-06-06
                          • 3367

                          #47
                          Has he landed? I'm in downtown Houston right now.
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                          • compaqDikk
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 10-08-05
                            • 5699

                            #48
                            Originally posted by chandler1981
                            Compaq

                            Figure out how to get a rug in the middle of that picture. That would be the greatest pic SBR has ever seen.

                            Thanks in advance, I know you can do it.

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                            • imgv94
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-16-05
                              • 17192

                              #49
                              Originally posted by Quebb Diesel
                              jj come to indy so i can see your bald ass!
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                              • mofome
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 12-19-07
                                • 13003

                                #50
                                Originally posted by TexansFan
                                Has he landed? I'm in downtown Houston right now.


                                im north of san antonio and ive got no word from jj

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                                • TexansFan
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 09-06-06
                                  • 3367

                                  #51
                                  He does know that you can use your laptop while in the air right?
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                                  • mofome
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 12-19-07
                                    • 13003

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by TexansFan
                                    He does know that you can use your laptop while in the air right?


                                    maybe they took a wrong turn.
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                                    • Kellen
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 01-19-08
                                      • 3484

                                      #53
                                      still no word out of JJ?
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                                      • jjgold
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 07-20-05
                                        • 388179

                                        #54
                                        I am in Houston in my hotel room, looked outside the window and in the street and no MoFo, he saidf he would be in lot waiting for me.

                                        Lol.......this guy is no where to be found, will try and hunt him down tomorrow and I will make a vid from my room.
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                                        • mofome
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 12-19-07
                                          • 13003

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                          I am in Houston in my hotel room, looked outside the window and in the street and no MoFo, he saidf he would be in lot waiting for me.



                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                          Lol.......this guy is no where to be found, will try and hunt him down tomorrow and I will make a vid from my room.
                                          just give me a call jj, get my # on pm and we can do something.

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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388179

                                            #56
                                            Tired from flight

                                            MoFO I will look around tomorrow, I am going to fuk this awesome powerful street hooker I found. I am only giving her $80 for night and I do not have to use a cover, what a fukkin steal this is better than winning a dime bet. She is a little heavy but who cares.

                                            I am going to fuk her NOW!!! YES!!!!
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                                            • Kellen
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 01-19-08
                                              • 3484

                                              #57
                                              be careful bro, those houston streetwalkers can be dangerous
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                                              • mofome
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 12-19-07
                                                • 13003

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                Tired from flight

                                                MoFO I will look around tomorrow, I am going to fuk this awesome powerful street hooker I found. I am only giving her $80 for night and I do not have to use a cover, what a fukkin steal this is better than winning a dime bet. She is a little heavy but who cares.

                                                I am going to fuk her NOW!!! YES!!!!

                                                you're strong enough to throw a heavy girl around, no worries. don't wear yourself out, tomorrow is a big day and you're not used to the texas heat. i dont want you passed out in the middle of the road, up north they dont have animal planet shows, but down here they do animal planet because they have fucked up animals that will tear you up if you pass out in the heat.
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                                                • diogee
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 01-11-08
                                                  • 19477

                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                  I am going to fuk this awesome powerful street hooker I found.
                                                  Awesome powerful hooker...are you sure it isn't a dude
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                                                  • TexansFan
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 09-06-06
                                                    • 3367

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                                    Tired from flight

                                                    MoFO I will look around tomorrow, I am going to fuk this awesome powerful street hooker I found. I am only giving her $80 for night and I do not have to use a cover, what a fukkin steal this is better than winning a dime bet. She is a little heavy but who cares.

                                                    I am going to fuk her NOW!!! YES!!!!

                                                    What hotel you in JJ?
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                                                    • TexansFan
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 09-06-06
                                                      • 3367

                                                      #61
                                                      Originally posted by mofome
                                                      you're strong enough to throw a heavy girl around, no worries. don't wear yourself out, tomorrow is a big day and you're not used to the texas heat. i dont want you passed out in the middle of the road, up north they dont have animal planet shows, but down here they do animal planet because they have fucked up animals that will tear you up if you pass out in the heat.
                                                      Supposed to be very heavy rain here on Tuesday.
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                                                      • mofome
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 12-19-07
                                                        • 13003

                                                        #62
                                                        Originally posted by TexansFan
                                                        Supposed to be very heavy rain here on Tuesday.

                                                        i wonder if we're getting the rain here. willie bee was in houston this weekend, maybe i'll make a trip down with him sometime and grab a beer with ya.

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                                                        • 5 star bomb
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 10-12-07
                                                          • 5370

                                                          #63
                                                          jj just look for a big guy in a cape. Mofo doesnt leave anywhere without his cape. Be careful pal he a crazy phucker!
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                                                          • mofome
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 12-19-07
                                                            • 13003

                                                            #64
                                                            Originally posted by 5 star bomb
                                                            jj just look for a big guy in a cape. Mofo doesnt leave anywhere without his cape.

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                                                            • TexansFan
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 09-06-06
                                                              • 3367

                                                              #65
                                                              Originally posted by mofome
                                                              i wonder if we're getting the rain here. willie bee was in houston this weekend, maybe i'll make a trip down with him sometime and grab a beer with ya.

                                                              Sounds good.
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                                                              • rugbybdyb
                                                                SBR Wise Guy
                                                                • 09-06-07
                                                                • 997

                                                                #66
                                                                JJ video from houston has to have you with a big old dip of copenhagen.....would be classic.
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                                                                • Willie Bee
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 02-14-06
                                                                  • 15726

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Make sure and give us a look outside of that hotel room in Houston, JJ. I miss the city every now and then and would love a glimpse of the old place.
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                                                                  • jjgold
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                                    • 388179

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Just made a video Willy in my room, I need to be discreet somewhat because on probation in Newark (remember when I pinched the woman's ass in elevator in Newark?) Well she ended up pressing charges and I lost a court battle with her.

                                                                    Willy you actually made the video, it is uploading now. We are going to look for mofo today.
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                                                                    • jjgold
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                                      • 388179

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Texas Fan staying at a nice place called Hotel Derek, well not the best but it is solid.

                                                                      2525 W Loop Fwy S
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                                                                      • Willie Bee
                                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                                        • 02-14-06
                                                                        • 15726

                                                                        #70
                                                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                        We are going to look for mofo today.
                                                                        Sure sorry about the probation there, JJ, know how that can suck. Well, not really, never been on probation, but just thought it sounded nice to at least pretend I understand your troubles.

                                                                        Hotel Derek's in a pretty posh part of town there, JJ. You're nowhere near Houston's north side if you're bivouacking around the Galleria area. Look SW of the hotel and tell me what you see.

                                                                        Anyway, from there to get to Mofo, it's real simple though it is much longer than a cab ride, you do understand that, right?
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