I don't do ANY statistical research or have a fukn database like many of you goons. I just watch some games, watch some market movement(most important) and just own this shit. Baseball is just easy. Hockey is just easy. College football is just easy. College basketball is just easy. The NBA is extremely easy. The NFL is my favorite. It's hilarious how every week there's a few games where most clowns like you guys are on one side of the game, yet the line barely moves, stands still, or even moves in favor of you clowns(called reverse line movement. look it up.). Yet you still bet away at the wrong side. And what do I do? I take your money by being on the right side. Yes, there are sides. The sports books let guys like me win so that they can squeeze max value from clowns who can't find the right side of an off line. Don't feel bad. 95% of sports bettors are clowns like you.
Why is sports betting so fukn easy?
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illfuuptnSBR MVP
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#1Why is sports betting so fukn easy?Tags: None -
nli07SBR Wise Guy
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#2By calling other people clowns make you the biggest moron in town.Comment -
Cicima6709SBR MVP
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#3post ur picks
I will agree with you though, line movement is key.Comment -
inthetankSBR Rookie
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#4Wake up!!...You're having a "nocturnal emission!"(WET DREAM!)Comment -
pattymayoSBR Posting Legend
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#5post your picks brahComment -
Naz18SBR MVP
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#6This fool is competing with tltaylor for posting the most BSComment -
spargamentSBR MVP
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#7Thank god for people like this that show the real difference between a troll, and a normal human being.
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illfuuptnSBR MVP
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#8It's funny how you guys don't take the advice I gave you itt. There's some great info in there and you just want to bash me instead. Do you win? No. Do I win? Yes. Do you need my help? Yes. Do you want it? No.Comment -
pattymayoSBR Posting Legend
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#9prove how good you are brah show us some past winners ticketsOriginally posted by illfuuptnIt's funny how you guys don't take the advice I gave you itt. There's some great info in there and you just want to bash me instead. Do you win? No. Do I win? Yes. Do you need my help? Yes. Do you want it? No.Comment -
frostno98SBR Hall of Famer
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#10Originally posted by illfuuptnI don't do ANY statistical research or have a fukn database like many of you goons. I just watch some games, watch some market movement(most important) and just own this shit. Baseball is just easy. Hockey is just easy. College football is just easy. College basketball is just easy. The NBA is extremely easy. The NFL is my favorite. It's hilarious how every week there's a few games where most clowns like you guys are on one side of the game, yet the line barely moves, stands still, or even moves in favor of you clowns(called reverse line movement. look it up.). Yet you still bet away at the wrong side. And what do I do? I take your money by being on the right side. Yes, there are sides. The sports books let guys like me win so that they can squeeze max value from clowns who can't find the right side of an off line. Don't feel bad. 95% of sports bettors are clowns like you.
Just a matter of time until an idiot like this shows up claiming he's smarter than everyone else in this board, and that it possible to hit 80% in the NFL without any kind of documented proof whatsoever
So he won his 1st Monday night bet ever and now think he's unstoppable
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illfuuptnSBR MVP
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#1180%? No. 57%? Yes.Originally posted by frostno98
Just a matter of time until an idiot like this shows up claiming he's smarter than everyone else in this board, and that it possible to hit 80% in the NFL without any kind of documented proof whatsoever
So he won his 1st Monday night bet ever and now think he's unstoppable
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RudyRuetiggerSBR Aristocracy
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#12thread is good for 1 thing.
first post of the dayComment -
BettingGeekRestricted User- 10-07-10
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#13Woo!
How 'bout you post 10 picks. If you go 6-4, you win!Comment -
dfberger23SBR Hall of Famer
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#14cool story broComment -
Sunde91SBR Hall of Famer
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#15Reverse Line Movement?
OH FUK
Get Vegas on the phone and tell them they're gonna be buried cause the secrets out.Comment -
thirtytwoSBR MVP
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#16this guy is sitting on 0-11 run with this kind of attitudeComment -
illfuuptnSBR MVP
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#17lol you're a moron. In order for RLM to fukn exist the books have to know EXACTLY what they're doing. They would rather take 30M from idiots and give 15M to sharps on one game than take 5M from each if that makes sense to you...but it won't because you are dumb.Originally posted by Sunde91Reverse Line Movement?
OH FUK
Get Vegas on the phone and tell them they're gonna be buried cause the secrets out.Comment -
stealthyburritoSBR Posting Legend
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#18then whats going on here
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illfuuptnSBR MVP
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#19Yeah I probably just pick 40%. That's probably possible. It's not like you have to get extremely unlucky to pick 40%. It just means that you truly pick 40%.Originally posted by stealthyburritoComment -
Masu485SBR Hall of Famer
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#20RLM has surprisingly been proven to be effective in every sport for the past few years. we used to have a thread here tracking it and it seemed to be doing well...Comment -
illfuuptnSBR MVP
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#21add that to just being fukn good and you get maniez$$$$$$Originally posted by Masu485RLM has surprisingly been proven to be effective in every sport for the past few years. we used to have a thread here tracking it and it seemed to be doing well...Comment -
Killer_DemoSBR Hall of Famer
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#22this sh!t aint easy if it was everybody would be winningComment -
illfuuptnSBR MVP
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#23I used to think it was hard but after about 1 year of learning, I have realized that it's actually really ******* easy. I wish people understood that I'm not kidding. I'll probably make like 100k next year.Originally posted by Killer_Demothis sh!t aint easy if it was everybody would be winningComment -
illfuuptnSBR MVP
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#24I like tltaylor89
He's like me. He fuks with you idiots and watches you all go nuts whilst laughing.Comment -
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#25the guy is such a pro he cant even afford $200 to be a pro
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#26They haven't figured out that yet. The act I put on here is sensational.Comment -
NrmlCurvSurfrSBR MVP
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#27Yeah thats called trolling and its only good for forum traffic numbers, its not like he contributes anything valuable....get realOriginally posted by illfuuptnHe's like me. He fuks with you idiots and watches you all go nuts whilst laughing.Comment -
illfuuptnSBR MVP
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#28I actually throw in nuggets of info veiled as insults and hyperbole but you fuks don't get it so you just don't listen. I win. That's the bottom line. I'm probably the best handicapper on here at the age of 19.Originally posted by NrmlCurvSurfrYeah thats called trolling and its only good for forum traffic numbers, its not like he contributes anything valuable....get realComment -
illfuuptnSBR MVP
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#29lol I know! They're such dumb first-level thinkers on here.Originally posted by tltaylor89They haven't figured out that yet. The act I put on here is sensational.Comment -
DomesticSBR Hall of Famer
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#30Obvious troll thread, move along men, nothing to see here.
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#31obama still president ?Comment -
THE PROFITSBR Posting Legend
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#32I have observed through my life that everything comes easier to those with a vaginaComment -
NrmlCurvSurfrSBR MVP
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#33Some people dont have all day to sift through bs threads about how "successful" tltaylor pretends to be...every post that i see is exaggerated to the point where it is no longer congruent with his other Fantasy tales. Its so unbelievable that you begin to wonder why someone would even go through the trouble to write such bs, in the hopes that other people on the internet might read it. I know that most of this garbage is in players talk so its cool and everything. I just hope nobody follows this guys finacial advice.Originally posted by illfuuptn
lol I know! They're such dumb first-level thinkers on here.Comment -
cobalt kingSBR MVP
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#34This!! ^^^Originally posted by dfberger23cool story bro
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GELATINOUS CUBESBR MVP
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#35this guys next thread will be titled;
'F*&k this. I Quit!!'
blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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