Its the end of the year folks, so that means anyone and everyone is sharing their top 10 lists. Movies, music, politics, food... the list goes on and on, and it annoys me. So what better time to let you all know the top 10 things I hate. I could tell you the 10 things I love, but its mostly a combo of Women, Porn, Sex and Food.
10. Soccer : I know that fandom and appreciation of sport is completely subjective, but I dont care. I hate soccer. I hate the pussy players and their ever forgiving fans. Soccer is only as popular as it is because of its historical traditions and cost. Most of the world is poor, so soccer is great, and Grandpa and Dad love MAN U, so I do too.
9. Women who drive SUVs : Men, please stop letting your wives and girlfriends get into large trucks. Its a god damn hazard to everyone on the road. Im not saying women are worse drivers then men (they probably are), but once you put them behind and SUV, you are putting a lot of peoples lives at risk. Every time I get cut off by a truck, guess who is on their phone or looking in the rear view mirror.
8. People who think games are fixed : Ya, true, an NBA ref or two bet on basketball. But please, when you lose, suck it up and shut up. No one is in on a fix. People are too dumb to cover up something that big.
7. Fat chicks who think they are sexy : Im talking about the morbidly obese who say they look and feel sexy. NO YOU DONT. You are ugly, and unhealthy, and only Black men in the US will Fuk you.
6. Duck Face : I broke up with a girl cause she did this. No idea why I hate this so much, just do. (www.antiduckface.com)
5. The Cold : Even though I was born and raised in Canada, I cant stand winter and its freezing temperatures. Never been a fan of any winter sports and dont think dressing in layers is cool.
4. Soft Core Porn : Ok, I dont really hate this, I mean all porn is good. But its 2010. Everyone's 12 year old daughter, sister, neice or cousin has nude pictures of themselves online. You can get hardcore porn with 3 dicks up 1 ass, and face fukking and wahtever all for free. So who the hell is watching soft core porn, and why is it still being produced? Maybe one of the women on here can answer this.
3. The illegality of Weed : How this plant is still illegal boggles the mind. Well for us North Americans anyway. It causes no harm, and we are just funneling more and more money and power to drug cartels and street level gangs by not legalizing it. It only helps people and no one has ever died from it. Oh, and of course, sex, food, and sleep are that much better with some ganja.
2. Stupid People : I dont care for people in general, but I dont really hate them. But I do hate stupid people. If you dont believe in global warming, or are a hardcore conservative or a Nazi or a gay basher.. you are a tool and a moron and I hate you.
1. Religion : It is 2010, and people still care about the pope?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Wake up people. If you want to believe in some sort of higher power or give yourself a spiritual path to follow, fine. But to align yourself with a cult and follow the words of anyone, you are beyond help at this point. To believe in a heaven or hell, or think that someone is watching you and answering your little diatribes at night or Sunday, you are beyond help. And dont tell me its a about faith and personal preference. Dont even get me started on half of the US for example, which believes in creationism still and thinks Evolution is the work of the Devil. Ah the devil...
10. Soccer : I know that fandom and appreciation of sport is completely subjective, but I dont care. I hate soccer. I hate the pussy players and their ever forgiving fans. Soccer is only as popular as it is because of its historical traditions and cost. Most of the world is poor, so soccer is great, and Grandpa and Dad love MAN U, so I do too.
9. Women who drive SUVs : Men, please stop letting your wives and girlfriends get into large trucks. Its a god damn hazard to everyone on the road. Im not saying women are worse drivers then men (they probably are), but once you put them behind and SUV, you are putting a lot of peoples lives at risk. Every time I get cut off by a truck, guess who is on their phone or looking in the rear view mirror.
8. People who think games are fixed : Ya, true, an NBA ref or two bet on basketball. But please, when you lose, suck it up and shut up. No one is in on a fix. People are too dumb to cover up something that big.
7. Fat chicks who think they are sexy : Im talking about the morbidly obese who say they look and feel sexy. NO YOU DONT. You are ugly, and unhealthy, and only Black men in the US will Fuk you.
6. Duck Face : I broke up with a girl cause she did this. No idea why I hate this so much, just do. (www.antiduckface.com)
5. The Cold : Even though I was born and raised in Canada, I cant stand winter and its freezing temperatures. Never been a fan of any winter sports and dont think dressing in layers is cool.
4. Soft Core Porn : Ok, I dont really hate this, I mean all porn is good. But its 2010. Everyone's 12 year old daughter, sister, neice or cousin has nude pictures of themselves online. You can get hardcore porn with 3 dicks up 1 ass, and face fukking and wahtever all for free. So who the hell is watching soft core porn, and why is it still being produced? Maybe one of the women on here can answer this.
3. The illegality of Weed : How this plant is still illegal boggles the mind. Well for us North Americans anyway. It causes no harm, and we are just funneling more and more money and power to drug cartels and street level gangs by not legalizing it. It only helps people and no one has ever died from it. Oh, and of course, sex, food, and sleep are that much better with some ganja.
2. Stupid People : I dont care for people in general, but I dont really hate them. But I do hate stupid people. If you dont believe in global warming, or are a hardcore conservative or a Nazi or a gay basher.. you are a tool and a moron and I hate you.
1. Religion : It is 2010, and people still care about the pope?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Wake up people. If you want to believe in some sort of higher power or give yourself a spiritual path to follow, fine. But to align yourself with a cult and follow the words of anyone, you are beyond help at this point. To believe in a heaven or hell, or think that someone is watching you and answering your little diatribes at night or Sunday, you are beyond help. And dont tell me its a about faith and personal preference. Dont even get me started on half of the US for example, which believes in creationism still and thinks Evolution is the work of the Devil. Ah the devil...
