Jessica Take Your Pick

**Cougar Bait** · 12-27-10, 01:03 AM

Originally posted by Jessica

Stevie, Cougar Bait, JJ and Bobby in that order

Damn Stevie edging me out...he doesn't like to use condoms FYI. Also eats Ramen noodles. But he's a good guy.

**Jessica** · 12-27-10, 01:04 AM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

spill it sista.

Jhaug98 but he's a sweetie and rod you know they pay me well

**Cougar Bait** · 12-27-10, 01:06 AM

Jessica I'd like to spread you out on that rug and do some slightly illegal things to your body

Okay that was a bit forward

But really, don't fight it

**THE PROFIT** · 12-27-10, 01:09 AM

Well shit! If its that easy, all ya gotta do is beat Stevie out, I'll throw my name in the hat for a date with a man possibly.
Im the handsome one holding the coke

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**Jessica** · 12-27-10, 01:10 AM

you'd squish me

**Hotdiggity11** · 12-27-10, 01:11 AM

Originally posted by jessica

you'd squish me

rofl.

**Rod1010** · 12-27-10, 01:12 AM

profit looks like a pimp

**THE PROFIT** · 12-27-10, 01:12 AM

Originally posted by Jessica

you'd squish me

you are harsh. Making fun of my weight problem. Thats all cindarella belly

**Hotdiggity11** · 12-27-10, 01:12 AM

Originally posted by Cougar Bait

Damn Stevie edging me out...he doesn't like to use condoms FYI. Also eats Ramen noodles. But he's a good guy.

Ramen noodles are good for the college soul.

**shari91** · 12-27-10, 01:14 AM

Profit

**Cougar Bait** · 12-27-10, 01:15 AM

Profit is the one on the right

Come on Profit

**THE PROFIT** · 12-27-10, 01:16 AM

Coug I've been lying, I've been posting pics all this time of my 2nd cousin, thats really me with the coca cola

**Jessica** · 12-27-10, 01:17 AM

well then looks like he'd be my dad

**stealthyburrito** · 12-27-10, 01:17 AM

Originally posted by Jessica

well then looks like he'd be my dad

how old are you jess??

**THE PROFIT** · 12-27-10, 01:18 AM

Originally posted by Jessica

well then looks like he'd be my dad

Your dad must be one good lookin mother fuker & had you when he was 12 then, wow, you come from a messed up fukin family. I'm sorry, wanna talk about it?

**shari91** · 12-27-10, 01:19 AM

Originally posted by Jessica

well then looks like he'd be my dad

**THE PROFIT** · 12-27-10, 01:21 AM

fuk off, Shari! You fuks love when someone says I look old, I know better

**Cougar Bait** · 12-27-10, 01:21 AM

Conversation is overrated

But if that's what it takes I could possibly participate

**shari91** · 12-27-10, 01:36 AM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

fuk off, Shari! You fuks love when someone says I look old, I know better

I just love it because I'm older than your ass and I was copping grief for looking too young.

I'll bring you some preventative aging products when we have our mini Bash. This shit's the good stuff too so don't go regifting to some hoebag at a bar for a quick knobshine.

**THE PROFIT** · 12-27-10, 01:37 AM

Originally posted by shari91

I just love it because I'm older than your ass and I was copping grief for looking too young.

I'll bring you some preventative aging products when we have our mini Bash. This shit's the good stuff too so don't go regifting to some hoebag at a bar for a quick knobshine.

never. I use all the good stuff. I have the whole oil of olay line in my vanity

**bobbyfk** · 12-27-10, 01:39 AM

Originally posted by Jessica

and there's some guy who keeps messaging me I'll bump him up to 3rd

**THE PROFIT** · 12-27-10, 01:40 AM

Bobby, you cant even get any imaginary internet shaky puddin'

**bobbyfk** · 12-27-10, 02:54 AM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

Bobby, you cant even get any imaginary internet shaky puddin'

I know

**THE PROFIT** · 12-27-10, 03:01 AM

Here, Bobby. This bitch just put an ad on craigslist in my town a few minutes ago. Email her & practice on her, if you can get me a date with her you will have passed phase 1, young grasshopper

craigslist | Page Not Found

http://tricities.craigslist.org/cas/2130462870.html

I cant wait to see them nice tan tittaaaays

**shawnkang** · 12-27-10, 03:41 AM

the dude in the second picture looks like he wears velcro shoes.

**sickler** · 12-27-10, 03:43 AM

Originally posted by shawnkang

the dude in the second picture looks like he wears velcro shoes.

LOL, you gotta be a ghost with a good memory. Those shoes were before your time.

**shawnkang** · 12-27-10, 03:49 AM

Originally posted by sickler

LOL, you gotta be a ghost with a good memory. Those shoes were before your time.

nope no ghost. i just dont bother posting much.

**sickler** · 12-27-10, 03:56 AM

Originally posted by shawnkang

nope no ghost. i just dont bother posting much.

Well Bobby does wear velcro shoes.

**bobbyfk** · 12-27-10, 04:00 AM

Originally posted by sickler

Well Bobby does wear velcro shoes.

how did he know???

**shari91** · 12-27-10, 04:09 AM

Bobby, you honestly have one of the best senses of humor on this forum. That's a very endearing quality to have and I hope it never disappears.

**Fishhead** · 12-27-10, 04:14 AM

Originally posted by minet123

Bobby,you look like the joker from batman
Just go over to "red hot and blue" it's cougar central over there

**bobbyfk** · 12-27-10, 04:23 AM

Originally posted by shari91

Bobby, you honestly have one of the best senses of humor on this forum. That's a very endearing quality to have and I hope it never disappears.

thank you

**mikejamm** · 12-27-10, 07:28 AM

Originally posted by Jessica

you'd squish me

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Like a frigg'in pancake he would!

You gotta love a chick who's honest!

**pavyracer** · 12-27-10, 08:27 AM

If I was Jessica and I had to chose between the 4 options I would rather become lesbian.

**JMobile** · 12-27-10, 08:59 AM

The Profit kind of looks like a unhealthy Trevor Hoffman.