my clever wife sunde19 one day said i will ask u one thing,which thing will be in air and girl got regnant???
" her Legs" i replied softly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cougar Bait
SBR Posting Legend
10-04-07
18282
#37
Some major slaps here
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shari91
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
02-23-10
32661
#38
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shantystar
SBR Hall of Famer
11-13-05
7299
#39
sunde19m was child,one day he saw his mother fat boobs,Mother what are they , he asked,
mothe: these are ballons,
than what for our female servant have bigger ballongs,
child curious asked,
when will you saw,mother asked
When father filling air in ballons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
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shantystar
SBR Hall of Famer
11-13-05
7299
#40
Shanty was harsh homosexual,one day he caught red handed, king said burn him into fire,
next day king queerly inquired,whats happen why not you burn him,
sargent said "he is so hard fucker that he cannt bend us to blow a fire"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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shantystar
SBR Hall of Famer
11-13-05
7299
#41
Originally posted by shantystar
Shanty was harsh homosexual,one day he caught red handed, king said burn him into fire,
next day king queerly inquired,whats happen why not you burn him,
sargent said "he is so hard fucker that he cannt bend us to blow a fire"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
major blow of all times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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yisman
SBR Aristocracy
09-01-08
75682
#42
Originally posted by shantystar
Shanty was harsh homosexual,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
startling admission here.
[quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
[/quote]
[quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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shari91
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
02-23-10
32661
#43
Originally posted by yisman
startling admission here.
Be careful. You're going to wake the serpent.
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ACoochy
SBR Posting Legend
08-19-09
13949
#44
Give em heaps shanty
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Deuce
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
01-12-08
29843
#45
Shanty your wife's cunt appears that of a wizards sleeve.
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shantystar
SBR Hall of Famer
11-13-05
7299
#46
Deauce happily entered in house and asked to wife,today say anything i become happy and than i have anger too.
wifey: (In shameful behavio)ur cock is bigger than of all your friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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southmadejd
SBR MVP
08-27-09
1059
#47
Shanty, I have missed your rants, but I think some of this hatred may stem from seeing your Mom get analed right in front of you.
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stealthyburrito
SBR Posting Legend
05-12-09
21565
#48
late entry for thread of the year.
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shantystar
SBR Hall of Famer
11-13-05
7299
#49
Originally posted by southmadejd
Shanty, I have missed your rants, but I think some of this hatred may stem from seeing your Mom get analed right in front of you.
Here's your breakfast.
southmadejd 80 years old,came to visit me in clinic,he was so happy that his 21 years newly married wife get pregnant,i siad,its impossible,he argued na its real doctor,
i said"let i explain,suppose one hunter goes in jungle,he saw a lion,no bullet remain in his gun,lion attacked on her,suddenly a fire surrounds in air and lion fall down and died on the spot.
southmadjid:its impossible doctor,someone else fired a shot,
"Exactl,thats what i wanna make u understand" i replied" .
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shantystar
SBR Hall of Famer
11-13-05
7299
#50
one night there's a thief came in my house,i caught him and wanting to anal him,but faile dand failed,after that i murmur i will cleft your anus by knife to make way,
thief southmadjid shouted,hold on shanty,give a last try by applying your saliva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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yisman
SBR Aristocracy
09-01-08
75682
#51
Originally posted by shantystar
Shanty was harsh homosexual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally posted by shantystar
one night there's a thief came in my house,i caught him and wanting to anal him,
[quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
[/quote]
[quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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Michaelmakesit
Restricted User
10-19-10
1910
#52
where is this shanty coming up with these jokes?
omg