Have You Ever Been Caught?

[bobbyfk]

another Classic by Joe Gold

[Jive]

I've never been caught. Except when I've wanted to be.

[onlooker]

[melia26]

These never get old

[marcoloco]

my nosey neighbor was always peaking through my window. she is about 70 years old. so one day i purposely beated off butt naked with my window wide open so she could see and the nasty old bag sat there and watched me finish... and let me tell you it was not easy to finish. i still do it every once in a while when i get bored. i think it gives her a thrill

[nj6]

nay but ive had very close encounters

[Ace_of_Spades]

My brother caught me in the shower. He calls me Pinocchio now.

[jjgold]

My brother caught me in the shower. He calls me Pinocchio now.

lol thats embarassing when a family member nails you

[SportsMushroom]

no

but they did catch me chasing the cat with my pants down

[Wiggums5]

sorta almost but not exactly

[dizzy_7]

My ex girlfriends neighbours knocked on the windows on my car whilst the ex was giving me head at the bottom of her street.


That was kinda embarrassing because they were just friendly and recognised the car and hung around to talk for 5-10 minutes.

The ex freaked and i went home with blue balls

[jjgold]

Guys many of you are sex nuts I can see, Cougar definately is a top 5 on this list to start a thread like this.

[dlweaver]

Haha great stories in here

[GTS925]

My brother caught me in the shower. He calls me Pinocchio now.

It stands up everytime you lie?

[Cougar Bait]

Guys many of you are sex nuts I can see, Cougar definately is a top 5 on this list to start a thread like this.

I am like David Duchovny JJ, I have serious issues, you have no idea.

[tripleblack1705]

I got caught by my girlfriend with her best friend. Thats why they have locks on doors!

[jjgold]

Tripleman

Cougar your like me in a way, we love talking about cocks even though we are straight as fukkin arrows

[sundin4prez]

many of times..... couple times when i was 13 by my mom, awkward as all hell.... never spoke about it

and once by a girlfriend, thought the door was locked and i thought wrong....

[Rollins08]

I was almost caught at least 3 or 4 times in my life. i can't say for sure if the person or people suspected anything, but i'm sure i turned bright red.

[jjgold]

Lets have fun guys

Hey serious here I am thinking of quitting doing "it"

Its actually against my religion

[MMAchicka]

I didn't get caught. But I have caught someone else

[jjgold]

Guys lets all quit

Why??

Well most people that do it (men) basically stating we cannot get laid.

I swear if I could get laid I would never put my hand to the cock and never touch the Jelly

[stealthyburrito]

cannor quit jj.

us guys in here are practically married to right hand.

jj, do you use right or left?? or both??

i do not like using left, its like cheating on the right hand.

[purecarnagge]

my nosey neighbor was always peaking through my window. she is about 70 years old. so one day i purposely beated off butt naked with my window wide open so she could see and the nasty old bag sat there and watched me finish... and let me tell you it was not easy to finish. i still do it every once in a while when i get bored. i think it gives her a thrill

thats when you start screaming OMG you pedophile!!!

[GTS925]

Nope, but me and my dad used to share the laptop, I accidentally dragged the pornsite and bookmarked it.

[jayroy25]

i wanna hear jjs other stories after listening to that shit

[brxbmbers42]

good one joe

[HenryHill]

not doing that but my dad one time caught me munching box late night in the living room back in the day. I thought they were asleep upstairs.

No, your pops caught you sucking some little boy's balls you liar, you don't like girls. Nice try brx, you lil bit*ch you.

[stealthyburrito]

unreal.

[C-Gold]

Funny ass stories, JJ Gold takes the cake.

[jarrod]

so yeah one time i was out of town, ant my gf's it was long distance relationship. well, i am in her house, my unit is in her mouth, and her dad walked in. her dad says her name makes her go downstairs, while i stayed cozied in her bed. great times.

[DwightShrute]

never because I have great hearing

[stealthyburrito]

Funny ass stories, JJ Gold takes the cake.

he always does when it comes to sick perverse shit.

[bostonbruins]

I didn't get caught. But I have caught someone else

Unfortunately , I can say this too

[brad89]

Nope, but me and my dad used to share the laptop, I accidentally dragged the pornsite and bookmarked it.