Jessica Simpson is smokin'

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  • Swinging Johnson
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-12-09
    • 7604

    #1
    Jessica Simpson is smokin'







    Absolutely beautiful.........and she's not bad either.
  • raggman
    Restricted User
    • 11-15-10
    • 239

    #2
    She looked good back then--too bad she gained all that weight now
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    • azimm11
      SBR Wise Guy
      • 12-06-09
      • 637

      #3
      i like it A LOTTTTT!
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      • dfberger23
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 11-08-10
        • 5069

        #4
        I have vivid memories of how incredibly sexy she looked during that show.
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        • ProfaneReality
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 04-14-09
          • 7607

          #5
          guys listen to this song...tell me she isnt talking about sucking dick and getting blasted like a jackson pollock
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          • Swinging Johnson
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-12-09
            • 7604

            #6
            Originally posted by ProfaneReality
            guys listen to this song...tell me she isnt talking about sucking dick and getting blasted like a jackson pollock
            The fact that you knew the words to that song tells me you you wouldn't turn away a piping hot crock of man-chowder either.
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            • ProfaneReality
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 04-14-09
              • 7607

              #7
              This is the thing broke dikk johnson,

              when you are around females.... they listened to this back in the day. and this was an argument I had with a particular female.

              now go put up a podcast for your 6 listeners. (once a week is still way too many)
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              • Swinging Johnson
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-12-09
                • 7604

                #8
                Arguing with a female over a song about dropping loads? What else did you two chicks argue about, who had the cutest shoes? You should be the spokesperson for Snap-On.
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                • ProfaneReality
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 04-14-09
                  • 7607

                  #9
                  This song is over 10 years old, guy. Remember 10 years ago ? when you were still a twerp trying to be witty getting no laughs anywhere except in your own mind.
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                  • Swinging Johnson
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-12-09
                    • 7604

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ProfaneReality
                    This song is over 10 years old, guy. Remember 10 years ago ? when you were still a twerp trying to be witty getting no laughs anywhere except in your own mind.
                    Ah yeah, good one. You lost this Load Lovah'...time for you to go listen to Streisand.
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                    • B1GER1C828
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 07-31-07
                      • 10244

                      #11
                      are you gay or not?

                      and no i wont come over.
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                      • Stinger
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 07-31-10
                        • 918

                        #12
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                        • stevek173
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 03-29-08
                          • 27598

                          #13
                          goowah
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                          • odtw524
                            Restricted User
                            • 08-03-09
                            • 996

                            #14
                            She gained all that weight but she is still fukkin hot!!
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                            • stealthyburrito
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 05-12-09
                              • 21562

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Stinger
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                              • Crash
                                SBR MVP
                                • 04-14-09
                                • 1260

                                #16


                                so hott in this 1!!!
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                                • unde0087
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 03-27-08
                                  • 28958

                                  #17
                                  too bad she is dumb as a post
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                                  • grekos
                                    SBR Sharp
                                    • 03-16-10
                                    • 494

                                    #18
                                    But she is a rich bitch.Sold something like a billion in her clothing line.
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                                    • DrStale
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 12-07-08
                                      • 9692

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by grekos
                                      But she is a rich bitch.Sold something like a billion in her clothing line.
                                      So you like that she's hot, but you're ripping on her for being rich. That makes sense, why would you want someone who's hot and has a ton of money?
                                      Originally posted by Dark Horse
                                      If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                                      • Ace_of_Spades
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 10-14-09
                                        • 13518

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by unde0087
                                        too bad she is dumb as a post
                                        Doesn't matter.
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                                        • sportfan
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 12-22-09
                                          • 10111

                                          #21
                                          I never like , not my cup of tea
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                                          • Swinging Johnson
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 08-12-09
                                            • 7604

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by sportfan
                                            I never like , not my cup of tea
                                            Originally posted by sportfan
                                            I never like , not my cup of tea
                                            What's the matter, not enough facial hair or maybe her package isn't big enough for your taste?
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                                            • Tree Rollins
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 12-16-09
                                              • 3968

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by unde0087
                                              too bad she is dumb as a post
                                              i could care less
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                                              • Kaps
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 09-09-06
                                                • 3272

                                                #24
                                                love her in that ice cream lickin vid
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                                                • Swinging Johnson
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 08-12-09
                                                  • 7604

                                                  #25
                                                  I think her rendition of "Baby it's cold outside" deserves a bump.
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                                                  • adlai
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 03-11-10
                                                    • 778

                                                    #26
                                                    too bad she doesn't look like that anymore...
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                                                    • JimmysEgo
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 06-07-10
                                                      • 1201

                                                      #27
                                                      great version in this movie.

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                                                      • Sunde91
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 11-26-09
                                                        • 8325

                                                        #28
                                                        What a fa\*\*ot Nick Ladouche is. After some PNOY mediocore ass now. Jessica is top class, but threw it away.
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                                                        • EmpireMaker
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 06-18-09
                                                          • 15582

                                                          #29
                                                          she only had one brain cell but it died of loniliness
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                                                          • EmpireMaker
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 06-18-09
                                                            • 15582

                                                            #30
                                                            but I'd do her anytime even with the extra weight
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                                                            • keyboarding
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 07-30-09
                                                              • 6817

                                                              #31
                                                              I'm sure her drug addiction didn't make her pleasant to be around.
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                                                              • bigboydan
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 08-10-05
                                                                • 55420

                                                                #32
                                                                I read some reports lately that say shes pregnant.
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