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  • brxbmbers42
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    • 07-26-10
    • 4312

    #1
    Good news you fukks
    Just got bit by another dog on company time. Another fukkin 10 dimes I got coming to me in addition to the 8500 I got this past monday when my last bite case settled. Gotta love dumb rich fukks who have no common sense and open the door and let the dog run right out while I am giving them their package.
  • BeatTheJerk
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 08-19-07
    • 31794

    #2
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    • Philavanh
      SBR MVP
      • 08-18-06
      • 2800

      #3
      Not a bad way to make 10k
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      • Dirty Sanchez
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-01-10
        • 16031

        #4
        Originally posted by brxbmbers42
        Just got bit by another dog on company time. Another fukkin 10 dimes I got coming to me in addition to the 8500 I got this past monday when my last bite case settled. Gotta love dumb rich fukks who have no common sense and open the door and let the dog run right out while I am giving them their package.
        Do the right thing brx...donate the money in Taylor's name
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        • HotStreak
          SBR MVP
          • 05-12-09
          • 3235

          #5
          Sounds like a good racket you got going there. When you know a house has a dog, do you rub beef jerky all over yourself before ringing the door bell?
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          • in2thethickofit
            SBR MVP
            • 09-26-09
            • 2622

            #6
            strange way to get supplemental income...there are easier, less painfaul ways you know. Like picking the Lakers ML tomorrow
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            • big0mar
              SBR MVP
              • 01-09-09
              • 3374

              #7
              [B][B]They key isn't getting rich quick. The key is getting rich slowly, and enjoying it.

              [/B][/B][SIZE=1][URL="http://forum.sbrforum.com/sbr-points/490161-points-available-loan.html#post4633361"][/URL][/SIZE]
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              • brxbmbers42
                Restricted User
                • 07-26-10
                • 4312

                #8
                Don't be jealous hot streak. In no way am I looking to be bit. But when it happens certain things have to occur that are out of my control. The wheels of justice must run its course. I'm not a fukkin charity. Somebody is getting their fukkin checkbook out. If people want to be fukkin dummies and let dog run right out that's on them.
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                • stealthyburrito
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 05-12-09
                  • 21562

                  #9
                  that's awesome brxer!!

                  has your company ever had a self-defense training session from dogs?

                  I used to work for a water company replacing water meters and they taught us great self-defense tactics. Everytime I look at a screwdriver now I think about how they expect us to jam it in a dogs eye if it was ready for attack . Hey, its either me or the little furry bastard.

                  but i guess if you employed those tactics, you wouldn't be getting this big payday.

                  enjoy it brxer.

                  and merry christmas to you pal.
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                  • Dirty Sanchez
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 03-01-10
                    • 16031

                    #10
                    Originally posted by brxbmbers42
                    Don't be jealous hot streak. In no way am I looking to be bit. But when it happens certain things have to occur that are out of my control. The wheels of justice must run its course. I'm not a fukkin charity. Somebody is getting their fukkin checkbook out. If people want to be fukkin dummies and let dog run right out that's on them.
                    "I'm not a fukkin charity"....no....but you'd make a hell of an attack dummy for police dogs..lol
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                    • MMAchicka
                      SBR Sharp
                      • 09-03-10
                      • 437

                      #11
                      Do they ever have a beware of dog sign? I'm sure it doesn't really matter.
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                      • jeffksu
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 10-07-09
                        • 604

                        #12
                        be careful..one of the dogs may get your package before you're able to deliver their's...
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                        • brxbmbers42
                          Restricted User
                          • 07-26-10
                          • 4312

                          #13
                          Chicka most of the time the dog is inside and when homeowner opens the door the stupid dummy let's dog run right out. That's how this one occured.
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                          • ngates815
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 12-01-09
                            • 13845

                            #14
                            Man that would suck to get rabies.


                            Do you work for the post office?
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                            • Deuce
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 01-12-08
                              • 29843

                              #15
                              Post pics and write your poster name around your wound or it never happened.
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                              • onetrickpony
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-23-10
                                • 9434

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Deuce
                                Post pics and write your poster name around your wound or it never happened.
                                pics or gtfo
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                                • HotStreak
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 05-12-09
                                  • 3235

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by brxbmbers42
                                  Don't be jealous hot streak. In no way am I looking to be bit. But when it happens certain things have to occur that are out of my control. The wheels of justice must run its course. I'm not a fukkin charity. Somebody is getting their fukkin checkbook out. If people want to be fukkin dummies and let dog run right out that's on them.


                                  Sorry man. I had no idea package delivery was so hazardous.

                                  How much do you get when you slip on their icy walkways?

                                  Also, do you meet a lot of lonely housewives? What is the going settlement for getting disabled by an angry husband?

                                  Happy Holidays!
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                                  • windwind
                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                    • 07-21-10
                                    • 597

                                    #18
                                    gettin bit by dogs are good news?
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                                    • stevek173
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 03-29-08
                                      • 27598

                                      #19


                                      salud
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                                      • D3 Mighty Ducks
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 12-17-09
                                        • 11939

                                        #20
                                        Awesome
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                                        • blackbart
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 12-04-07
                                          • 3833

                                          #21
                                          how severe a bite to get $10k, i would think hospitalization at minimum.
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                                          • borednaz
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 08-28-10
                                            • 3809

                                            #22
                                            ngates is right on track. Don't you have to get shots for every bite?
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                                            • brxbmbers42
                                              Restricted User
                                              • 07-26-10
                                              • 4312

                                              #23
                                              Anyone on here bashing me is jealous. Plain and simple. And as far as posting a pic. That's not happenin cause I couldn't figure out how to do it even if I wanted too. And I wouldn't call it a wound. Skin was broken and it was cleaned up. That's all it takes boys. As long as skin is broken the checkbook comes out. Cheaper to settle for insurance companies than to pay lawyers to fight it.
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                                              • jjgold
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 07-20-05
                                                • 388185

                                                #24
                                                Bronxer now you will get back in the game.

                                                Congrats
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                                                • pavyracer
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 04-12-07
                                                  • 82606

                                                  #25
                                                  HenryHill sent the dog to bite you after he slept with your wife.
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                                                  • brxbmbers42
                                                    Restricted User
                                                    • 07-26-10
                                                    • 4312

                                                    #26
                                                    Not broke JJ. Not being in the game anymore is by choice having nothing to do with finances.
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                                                    • brxbmbers42
                                                      Restricted User
                                                      • 07-26-10
                                                      • 4312

                                                      #27
                                                      Good one pavy. Lmao
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                                                      • brxbmbers42
                                                        Restricted User
                                                        • 07-26-10
                                                        • 4312

                                                        #28
                                                        As far as shots. The town comes and takes dog when I call police from the scene of dogbite. They quarantine him and run tests today and call me to let me know if I need shots. Homeowner was up to date with his shots. But township still runs more tests. Any of you that don't believe me about the amount of money you get for skin being broken. Google it or ask you're mailman. Chances are either he has been bit or someone he works with. Easy money u fukks.
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                                                        • OmgUrMom
                                                          Restricted User
                                                          • 02-07-10
                                                          • 8481

                                                          #29
                                                          this is the 2nd time you've got bit right? in how many years? it it usually around 8-10k settlement?
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                                                          • 30K Millionaire
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 08-10-10
                                                            • 2003

                                                            #30
                                                            Fedex delivery guy?
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                                                            • HotStreak
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 05-12-09
                                                              • 3235

                                                              #31
                                                              Do you have to kick part of the settlement up to your boss?
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                                                              • MartinBlank
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 07-20-08
                                                                • 8382

                                                                #32
                                                                Brx, should I say "sorry you're being treated like a chewtoy", or "congrats you're being treated like a chewtoy?"
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                                                                • tmorton
                                                                  Restricted User
                                                                  • 11-15-09
                                                                  • 560

                                                                  #33
                                                                  How many times has this happened?
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                                                                  • MadTiger
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 04-19-09
                                                                    • 2724

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Doesn't matter how many signs the owner has up. The dog needs to be in control at all times.

                                                                    Don't make this a habit, brx.
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                                                                    • ngates815
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 12-01-09
                                                                      • 13845

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Do you work for the post office then? I may have to tell one of my buddies to try this?


                                                                      ???????
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