Just got bit by another dog on company time. Another fukkin 10 dimes I got coming to me in addition to the 8500 I got this past monday when my last bite case settled. Gotta love dumb rich fukks who have no common sense and open the door and let the dog run right out while I am giving them their package.
Good news you fukks
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brxbmbers42Restricted User
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#1Good news you fukksTags: None -
BeatTheJerkBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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PhilavanhSBR MVP
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#3Not a bad way to make 10kComment -
Dirty SanchezSBR Posting Legend
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#4Just got bit by another dog on company time. Another fukkin 10 dimes I got coming to me in addition to the 8500 I got this past monday when my last bite case settled. Gotta love dumb rich fukks who have no common sense and open the door and let the dog run right out while I am giving them their package.Comment -
HotStreakSBR MVP
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#5Sounds like a good racket you got going there. When you know a house has a dog, do you rub beef jerky all over yourself before ringing the door bell?Comment -
in2thethickofitSBR MVP
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#6strange way to get supplemental income...there are easier, less painfaul ways you know. Like picking the Lakers ML tomorrowComment -
big0marSBR MVP
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#7[B][B]They key isn't getting rich quick. The key is getting rich slowly, and enjoying it.
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brxbmbers42Restricted User
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#8Don't be jealous hot streak. In no way am I looking to be bit. But when it happens certain things have to occur that are out of my control. The wheels of justice must run its course. I'm not a fukkin charity. Somebody is getting their fukkin checkbook out. If people want to be fukkin dummies and let dog run right out that's on them.Comment -
stealthyburritoSBR Posting Legend
- 05-12-09
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#9that's awesome brxer!!
has your company ever had a self-defense training session from dogs?
I used to work for a water company replacing water meters and they taught us great self-defense tactics. Everytime I look at a screwdriver now I think about how they expect us to jam it in a dogs eye if it was ready for attack . Hey, its either me or the little furry bastard.
but i guess if you employed those tactics, you wouldn't be getting this big payday.
enjoy it brxer.
and merry christmas to you pal.Comment -
Dirty SanchezSBR Posting Legend
- 03-01-10
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#10Don't be jealous hot streak. In no way am I looking to be bit. But when it happens certain things have to occur that are out of my control. The wheels of justice must run its course. I'm not a fukkin charity. Somebody is getting their fukkin checkbook out. If people want to be fukkin dummies and let dog run right out that's on them.Comment -
MMAchickaSBR Sharp
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#11Do they ever have a beware of dog sign? I'm sure it doesn't really matter.Comment -
jeffksuSBR Wise Guy
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#12be careful..one of the dogs may get your package before you're able to deliver their's...Comment -
brxbmbers42Restricted User
- 07-26-10
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#13Chicka most of the time the dog is inside and when homeowner opens the door the stupid dummy let's dog run right out. That's how this one occured.Comment -
ngates815SBR Posting Legend
- 12-01-09
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#14Man that would suck to get rabies.
Do you work for the post office?Comment -
DeuceBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#15Post pics and write your poster name around your wound or it never happened.Comment -
HotStreakSBR MVP
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#17Don't be jealous hot streak. In no way am I looking to be bit. But when it happens certain things have to occur that are out of my control. The wheels of justice must run its course. I'm not a fukkin charity. Somebody is getting their fukkin checkbook out. If people want to be fukkin dummies and let dog run right out that's on them.
Sorry man. I had no idea package delivery was so hazardous.
How much do you get when you slip on their icy walkways?
Also, do you meet a lot of lonely housewives? What is the going settlement for getting disabled by an angry husband?
Happy Holidays!Comment -
windwindSBR Wise Guy
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#18gettin bit by dogs are good news?Comment -
stevek173BARRELED IN @ SBR!
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saludComment -
D3 Mighty DucksSBR Posting Legend
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#20AwesomeComment -
blackbartSBR MVP
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#21how severe a bite to get $10k, i would think hospitalization at minimum.Comment -
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#22ngates is right on track. Don't you have to get shots for every bite?Comment -
brxbmbers42Restricted User
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#23Anyone on here bashing me is jealous. Plain and simple. And as far as posting a pic. That's not happenin cause I couldn't figure out how to do it even if I wanted too. And I wouldn't call it a wound. Skin was broken and it was cleaned up. That's all it takes boys. As long as skin is broken the checkbook comes out. Cheaper to settle for insurance companies than to pay lawyers to fight it.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#24Bronxer now you will get back in the game.
CongratsComment -
pavyracerSBR Aristocracy
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#25HenryHill sent the dog to bite you after he slept with your wife.Comment -
brxbmbers42Restricted User
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#26Not broke JJ. Not being in the game anymore is by choice having nothing to do with finances.Comment -
brxbmbers42Restricted User
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#27Good one pavy. LmaoComment -
brxbmbers42Restricted User
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#28As far as shots. The town comes and takes dog when I call police from the scene of dogbite. They quarantine him and run tests today and call me to let me know if I need shots. Homeowner was up to date with his shots. But township still runs more tests. Any of you that don't believe me about the amount of money you get for skin being broken. Google it or ask you're mailman. Chances are either he has been bit or someone he works with. Easy money u fukks.Comment -
OmgUrMomRestricted User
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#29this is the 2nd time you've got bit right? in how many years? it it usually around 8-10k settlement?Comment -
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#30Fedex delivery guy?Comment -
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#31Do you have to kick part of the settlement up to your boss?Comment -
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#32Brx, should I say "sorry you're being treated like a chewtoy", or "congrats you're being treated like a chewtoy?"Comment -
tmortonRestricted User
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#33How many times has this happened?Comment -
MadTigerSBR MVP
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#34Doesn't matter how many signs the owner has up. The dog needs to be in control at all times.
Don't make this a habit, brx.Comment -
ngates815SBR Posting Legend
- 12-01-09
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#35Do you work for the post office then? I may have to tell one of my buddies to try this?
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