Some say Bobby too nice
Bobby Tell Us What You Would Do If You Got A Date With Shari
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jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#72jj we love uComment -
Cougar BaitSBR Posting Legend
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#73This kid has a huge future ahead of him, if he bags Shari or even goes on a date with her he is an instant legendOriginally posted by jjgoldSome say Bobby too niceComment -
Junkyard DogSBR MVP
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#74i bet sandals is packin some heat.....9 inches at leastComment -
bobbyfkSBR Posting Legend
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#75Originally posted by Cougar BaitThis kid has a huge future ahead of him, if he bags Shari or even goes on a date with her he is an instant legend
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bobbyfkSBR Posting Legend
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#76thanks manOriginally posted by Cougar BaitCould you imagine Booby on yayo. Though Bobby is far from retarded (actually I think he is pretty smart)
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jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#77Bobby is a good kid, just shy with chicks
Bobby does not drink either
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Cougar BaitSBR Posting Legend
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#78Bobby this is kind of a problem, most of the loose women are in barsOriginally posted by jjgoldBobby is a good kid, just shy with chicks
Bobby does not drink either
straight shooter
Maybe we should kick it up a notch and get you started on a good mixed drink, something that looks good in your hand
Possibly a margarita
If all else fails just spill it on some chick
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bobbyfkSBR Posting Legend
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#79Originally posted by jjgoldis he embarassed because of all the black dots on hos cock??
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Cougar BaitSBR Posting Legend
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#80Bobby what are those black dots on your cock?Comment -
flyingilliniSBR Aristocracy
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#81Bobby need to start doing yayo and getting thizzed out... Worst that will happen it will bring him out of his shell.המוסד
המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים
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bobbyfkSBR Posting Legend
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#82Originally posted by Cougar BaitBobby what are those black dots on your cock?
there are none
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RealSlimShadySBR Hall of Famer
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#83Originally posted by Cougar BaitBobby what are those black dots on your cock?
Bobby, are you part black?
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bobbyfkSBR Posting Legend
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#84no..Originally posted by RealSlimShadyBobby, are you part black?
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Cougar BaitSBR Posting Legend
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#85Bobby it could be worse
You could be this guy
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sicklerSBR Posting Legend
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#86Did this come to fruition?
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sicklerSBR Posting Legend
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#87We have to make this happen.
Bobby I'll see what I can do.
Bobby blue balls been waiting long time.Comment -
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#88Bobby you should try plenty of fish...Comment -
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#89lmao.Originally posted by sicklerwe have to make this happen.
Bobby i'll see what i can do.
bobby blue balls been waiting long time.Comment -
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#90This is not how you talk to the ladiesComment -
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#91Show Bobby how it's doneOriginally posted by SeaweedThis is not how you talk to the ladiesComment -
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#92Bob, keep your head up champ
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#93get em at the AC Bash bobby
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#94Bobby post video here of you proposing to Shari. I will give you 50 points. But you have to get on your knees and beg.Comment -
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#95Been on there for 2 months guy....nothingOriginally posted by LVHerbieBobby you should try plenty of fish...Comment -
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#96No, no it didntOriginally posted by sicklerDid this come to fruition?
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#97Bobby if you don't tell her how you feel she'll never know.Comment -
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#98Bobby stop into ACA Massage. Ask for Gigi.
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#99can't believe never saw this before...bobby take shari to a gambling breakfast show her what big time looks like.
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#100This is thread of the year material right here.
I literally have coffee spit up on my keyboard from laughing.Comment -
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#101Bobby's playing it cool until he gets word that Shari is setting foot on American soil.Originally posted by Cougar BaitBobby if you don't tell her how you feel she'll never know.
He's a man with a planComment -
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#102Originally posted by stevenashThis is thread of the year material right here.
I literally have coffee spit up on my keyboard from laughing.
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#103All time JJ Gold postOriginally posted by jjgoldLet me answer it
Bobby is a fukkin hamburger, first off he would need to nerve to ask her out. Bobby is a nervous guy and very paranoid. I was play fukkin him last week when we met. When we were eating I would stare at him with my sexual stare down that basically can seduce anyone. He was getting very nervous, then I proceeded to start playing the game "cup the pork" which is simple. It is a fun game where all you do is basically try and get other guys rooster and your hand and fukkin squeeze it until he screams. Of course this usually is with clothes on and I was trying to do it in the lobbies of the casino until some security prick told us to cut it out and act our age. I am screaming as i write this also. Then we just walked around and of course good old JJ had one more trick up his sleeve to get Bobby nervous. I said lts go to a sports shop on the baordwalk and I said i would buy him fukkin stripped short shorts. he is the only prick that wears them but it was only way to get him on the boardwalk. Ok as you all know we did not go there but went to a fukkin porn shop
and now I was in my element, Bobby was beat fukkin red and scared to death, the guy had porn movies on big screens playing and all types of scenes which made bobby nervous. I screamed over to Bobby to look up and watch bike scene
. It was a guy 6-5, 300 pounding a little asian guy like 5-2, 105 in the ass
Bobby was fukkin dying and wanted out. I dragged him into the toy room and they had everything in there. I was pulling stuff off the fukkin shelves and playing around with it, tried to get Bobby to try a fukkin shaftmaster but he pulled away, tried getting him to try on some lingerie and he pulled away, tried whipping him and he went into corner, was blowing up condoms and laughing real loud and telling bobby to come near me and lets see if these fukkin things are bust proof. Finally had a vibrator made like a candy cane and offered him $150 to put in his ass
. I finally paid a girl $20 to try and seduce him in the fukkn corner, me and the porn owner were rolling watching it , she tried pulling his fukkin pants off and he had them clipped to his stomach somehow, she eventually ripped them off and the porn owner wanted to get his boys to hold Bobby down and she feathered his rooster with hot feathers to get him hard, we are fukkin dying and drinking wisky. Bobby is kicking and fighting her off, she cannot get on top of him and his rooster is still soft as baby tissue, she stopped because he was tearing a little and his rooster was all red. Guys the funniest part of story was on his ass as she was slapping him a little in a sex tease scene he had painted on it with magic markers " Virgin Boy"
I swear that was it, we were all fukkin rolling are pricks off on the floor and the jokes kept coming. Bobby is a good kid just real shy and innocent.
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