Bobby Tell Us What You Would Do If You Got A Date With Shari

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #71
    Some say Bobby too nice
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    • Zenyatta 19-1
      SBR MVP
      • 11-18-10
      • 1831

      #72
      jj we love u
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      • Cougar Bait
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 10-04-07
        • 18282

        #73
        Originally posted by jjgold
        Some say Bobby too nice
        This kid has a huge future ahead of him, if he bags Shari or even goes on a date with her he is an instant legend
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        • Junkyard Dog
          SBR MVP
          • 03-12-07
          • 4552

          #74
          i bet sandals is packin some heat.....9 inches at least
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          • bobbyfk
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 01-19-09
            • 15218

            #75
            Originally posted by Cougar Bait
            This kid has a huge future ahead of him, if he bags Shari or even goes on a date with her he is an instant legend
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            • bobbyfk
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 01-19-09
              • 15218

              #76
              Originally posted by Cougar Bait
              Could you imagine Booby on yayo. Though Bobby is far from retarded (actually I think he is pretty smart)
              thanks man
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388179

                #77
                Bobby is a good kid, just shy with chicks

                Bobby does not drink either

                straight shooter
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                • Cougar Bait
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 10-04-07
                  • 18282

                  #78
                  Originally posted by jjgold
                  Bobby is a good kid, just shy with chicks

                  Bobby does not drink either

                  straight shooter
                  Bobby this is kind of a problem, most of the loose women are in bars

                  Maybe we should kick it up a notch and get you started on a good mixed drink, something that looks good in your hand

                  Possibly a margarita

                  If all else fails just spill it on some chick

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                  • bobbyfk
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 01-19-09
                    • 15218

                    #79
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    is he embarassed because of all the black dots on hos cock??
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                    • Cougar Bait
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 10-04-07
                      • 18282

                      #80
                      Bobby what are those black dots on your cock?
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                      • flyingillini
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 12-06-06
                        • 41219

                        #81
                        Bobby need to start doing yayo and getting thizzed out... Worst that will happen it will bring him out of his shell.
                        המוסד‎
                        המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                        • bobbyfk
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 01-19-09
                          • 15218

                          #82
                          Originally posted by Cougar Bait
                          Bobby what are those black dots on your cock?
                          there are none
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                          • RealSlimShady
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 12-24-07
                            • 6249

                            #83
                            Originally posted by Cougar Bait
                            Bobby what are those black dots on your cock?

                            Bobby, are you part black?
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                            • bobbyfk
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 01-19-09
                              • 15218

                              #84
                              Originally posted by RealSlimShady
                              Bobby, are you part black?
                              no..
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                              • Cougar Bait
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 10-04-07
                                • 18282

                                #85
                                Bobby it could be worse

                                You could be this guy

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                                • sickler
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 06-05-08
                                  • 15006

                                  #86
                                  Did this come to fruition?
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                                  • sickler
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 06-05-08
                                    • 15006

                                    #87
                                    We have to make this happen.

                                    Bobby I'll see what I can do.

                                    Bobby blue balls been waiting long time.
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                                    • LVHerbie
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 09-15-05
                                      • 6344

                                      #88
                                      Bobby you should try plenty of fish...
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                                      • Walter Abrams Jr
                                        Restricted User
                                        • 01-26-12
                                        • 99

                                        #89
                                        Originally posted by sickler
                                        we have to make this happen.

                                        Bobby i'll see what i can do.

                                        bobby blue balls been waiting long time.
                                        lmao.
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                                        • Seaweed
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 01-19-12
                                          • 26318

                                          #90
                                          This is not how you talk to the ladies
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                                          • sickler
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 06-05-08
                                            • 15006

                                            #91
                                            Originally posted by Seaweed
                                            This is not how you talk to the ladies
                                            Show Bobby how it's done
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                                            • Ace_of_Spades
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 10-14-09
                                              • 13518

                                              #92
                                              Bob, keep your head up champ
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                                              • hawley
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 05-10-10
                                                • 14270

                                                #93
                                                get em at the AC Bash bobby
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                                                • Cougar Bait
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 10-04-07
                                                  • 18282

                                                  #94
                                                  Bobby post video here of you proposing to Shari. I will give you 50 points. But you have to get on your knees and beg.
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                                                  • bobbyfk
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 01-19-09
                                                    • 15218

                                                    #95
                                                    Originally posted by LVHerbie
                                                    Bobby you should try plenty of fish...
                                                    Been on there for 2 months guy....nothing
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                                                    • bobbyfk
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 01-19-09
                                                      • 15218

                                                      #96
                                                      Originally posted by sickler
                                                      Did this come to fruition?
                                                      No, no it didnt
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                                                      • Cougar Bait
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 10-04-07
                                                        • 18282

                                                        #97
                                                        Bobby if you don't tell her how you feel she'll never know.
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                                                        • griz
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 01-27-11
                                                          • 3647

                                                          #98
                                                          Bobby stop into ACA Massage. Ask for Gigi.

                                                          problem solved
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                                                          • manny24
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 10-22-07
                                                            • 20046

                                                            #99
                                                            can't believe never saw this before...bobby take shari to a gambling breakfast show her what big time looks like.
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                                                            • stevenash
                                                              Moderator
                                                              • 01-17-11
                                                              • 65649

                                                              #100
                                                              This is thread of the year material right here.
                                                              I literally have coffee spit up on my keyboard from laughing.
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                                                              • sickler
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 06-05-08
                                                                • 15006

                                                                #101
                                                                Originally posted by Cougar Bait
                                                                Bobby if you don't tell her how you feel she'll never know.
                                                                Bobby's playing it cool until he gets word that Shari is setting foot on American soil.

                                                                He's a man with a plan
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                                                                • bobbyfk
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 01-19-09
                                                                  • 15218

                                                                  #102
                                                                  Originally posted by stevenash
                                                                  This is thread of the year material right here.
                                                                  I literally have coffee spit up on my keyboard from laughing.
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                                                                  • lemart5
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 01-12-11
                                                                    • 2818

                                                                    #103
                                                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                    Let me answer it

                                                                    Bobby is a fukkin hamburger, first off he would need to nerve to ask her out. Bobby is a nervous guy and very paranoid. I was play fukkin him last week when we met. When we were eating I would stare at him with my sexual stare down that basically can seduce anyone. He was getting very nervous, then I proceeded to start playing the game "cup the pork" which is simple. It is a fun game where all you do is basically try and get other guys rooster and your hand and fukkin squeeze it until he screams. Of course this usually is with clothes on and I was trying to do it in the lobbies of the casino until some security prick told us to cut it out and act our age. I am screaming as i write this also. Then we just walked around and of course good old JJ had one more trick up his sleeve to get Bobby nervous. I said lts go to a sports shop on the baordwalk and I said i would buy him fukkin stripped short shorts. he is the only prick that wears them but it was only way to get him on the boardwalk. Ok as you all know we did not go there but went to a fukkin porn shopand now I was in my element, Bobby was beat fukkin red and scared to death, the guy had porn movies on big screens playing and all types of scenes which made bobby nervous. I screamed over to Bobby to look up and watch bike scene. It was a guy 6-5, 300 pounding a little asian guy like 5-2, 105 in the assBobby was fukkin dying and wanted out. I dragged him into the toy room and they had everything in there. I was pulling stuff off the fukkin shelves and playing around with it, tried to get Bobby to try a fukkin shaftmaster but he pulled away, tried getting him to try on some lingerie and he pulled away, tried whipping him and he went into corner, was blowing up condoms and laughing real loud and telling bobby to come near me and lets see if these fukkin things are bust proof. Finally had a vibrator made like a candy cane and offered him $150 to put in his ass. I finally paid a girl $20 to try and seduce him in the fukkn corner, me and the porn owner were rolling watching it , she tried pulling his fukkin pants off and he had them clipped to his stomach somehow, she eventually ripped them off and the porn owner wanted to get his boys to hold Bobby down and she feathered his rooster with hot feathers to get him hard, we are fukkin dying and drinking wisky. Bobby is kicking and fighting her off, she cannot get on top of him and his rooster is still soft as baby tissue, she stopped because he was tearing a little and his rooster was all red. Guys the funniest part of story was on his ass as she was slapping him a little in a sex tease scene he had painted on it with magic markers " Virgin Boy" I swear that was it, we were all fukkin rolling are pricks off on the floor and the jokes kept coming. Bobby is a good kid just real shy and innocent.

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