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  • eidolon
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 01-02-08
    • 9531

    #1
    I'm Big Time!
    Rolled up to Taco Bell in my Wal-Mart work clothes and sat down in a booth. Two chicks sitting at the bar; a redhead with all her teeth and a brunette. My Grandpa is like " sonny that redhead keeps looking at you.." I told him I am checking out the U-conn women's basketball game score on my pager, who cares.

    Got up and stared her straight in her lazy eye, and she smiled and flipped her hair. I talked her and her friend into going back to her barn and having a foursome with me and my grandpa, in front of some sheered goats.

    Most of you limp dicks would have made fools of yourself; me???

    I ain't big time?

    Act like you know...
  • big0mar
    SBR MVP
    • 01-09-09
    • 3374

    #2
    [B][B]They key isn't getting rich quick. The key is getting rich slowly, and enjoying it.

    [/B][/B][SIZE=1][URL="http://forum.sbrforum.com/sbr-points/490161-points-available-loan.html#post4633361"][/URL][/SIZE]
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    • Ninersnut
      SBR MVP
      • 05-20-10
      • 3730

      #3
      gay.
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      • EDDIE MONEY LINE
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 02-24-10
        • 6298

        #4
        me I would've put fire sauce all over my cok and cok slapped both girls in the face while my grandfather videotaped...but then again, I ain't big time either
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        • sweethook
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 11-21-07
          • 12667

          #5
          i love it , i know you tellin the truth - the barn part sold me
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          • Mikail
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 07-19-09
            • 21689

            #6
            love it.
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            • stealthyburrito
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 05-12-09
              • 21562

              #7

              hilarious!!
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              • G's pks
                Restricted User
                • 01-01-09
                • 22251

                #8
                wait till buttman sees this!
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                • onetrickpony
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-23-10
                  • 9434

                  #9
                  speechless
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                  • Deuce
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 01-12-08
                    • 29843

                    #10
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                    • Marginalis
                      SBR MVP
                      • 12-12-09
                      • 1862

                      #11
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                      • BatemanPatrickl
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 06-21-07
                        • 18772

                        #12
                        Originally posted by eidolon
                        Rolled up to Taco Bell in my Wal-Mart work clothes and sat down in a booth. Two chicks sitting at the bar; a redhead with all her teeth and a brunette. My Grandpa is like " sonny that redhead keeps looking at you.." I told him I am checking out the U-conn women's basketball game score on my pager, who cares. Got up and stared her straight in her lazy eye, and she smiled and flipped her hair. I talked her and her friend into going back to her barn and having a foursome with me and my grandpa, in front of some sheered goats. Most of you limp dicks would have made fools of yourself; me??? I ain't big time? Act like you know...
                        Fail; you want to mock me be original.
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                        • OmgUrMom
                          Restricted User
                          • 02-07-10
                          • 8481

                          #13
                          batman just got owned. this story was 5x better
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                          • HotStreak
                            SBR MVP
                            • 05-12-09
                            • 3235

                            #14
                            To have a good sense of humor, sometimes you have to be able to accept when the joke's on you.
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                            • onetrickpony
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-23-10
                              • 9434

                              #15
                              fuk ppl always trying to defend themselves u got owned
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                              • trixtrix
                                Restricted User
                                • 04-13-06
                                • 1897

                                #16
                                that ain't big time, that's hard time
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                                • zam77
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 11-03-10
                                  • 3586

                                  #17
                                  eidolon posts some funny shite.
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388179

                                    #18
                                    LOL!!!!

                                    This needs to stop
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                                    • G's pks
                                      Restricted User
                                      • 01-01-09
                                      • 22251

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                      Fail; you want to mock me be original.
                                      come on have a sense of humor!
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                                      • BatemanPatrickl
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 06-21-07
                                        • 18772

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by G's pks
                                        come on have a sense of humor!
                                        I do; I laugh 24/7 at your Vikings ML -500 bet
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                                        • onetrickpony
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 08-23-10
                                          • 9434

                                          #21
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                                          • G's pks
                                            Restricted User
                                            • 01-01-09
                                            • 22251

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                            I do; I laugh 24/7 at your Vikings ML -500 bet
                                            So a pick from over a year ago which was around -230 is what you remember.... keep smoking poles and enjoy the thread!
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                                            • THE PROFIT
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 11-27-09
                                              • 17701

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by G's pks
                                              So a pick from over a year ago which was around -230 is what you remember.... keep smoking poles and enjoy the thread!
                                              you've angered patricia
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                                              • BatemanPatrickl
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 06-21-07
                                                • 18772

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by G's pks
                                                So a pick from over a year ago which was around -230 is what you remember.... keep smoking poles and enjoy the thread!
                                                No all of your picks make me laugh; you are too much of a wuss to take a -110 or + line. Your baseball capping thread is a joke.
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                                                • G's pks
                                                  Restricted User
                                                  • 01-01-09
                                                  • 22251

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                                  I just want to say merry christmas and I love you guys.
                                                  There I fixed it for you!
                                                  Last edited by G's pks; 12-22-10, 08:51 PM.
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                                                  • BatemanPatrickl
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 06-21-07
                                                    • 18772

                                                    #26
                                                    [quote=G's pks;8038216]
                                                    Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                                    I just want to say merry christmas and I love you guys.[/quote] There I fixed it for you!
                                                    Good one; any plays tonight maybe Utah + 30
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                                                    • BatemanPatrickl
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 06-21-07
                                                      • 18772

                                                      #27
                                                      Learn to use the quote button too. My God you are not smart.
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                                                      • G's pks
                                                        Restricted User
                                                        • 01-01-09
                                                        • 22251

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                                        Learn to use the quote button too. My God you are not smart.
                                                        better patty? I bet you are singing a christmas song right now! Do you have the spirit of the season?
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                                                        • BatemanPatrickl
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 06-21-07
                                                          • 18772

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by G's pks
                                                          better patty? I bet you are singing a christmas song right now! Do you have the spirit of the season?
                                                          Did you seriously go back and fix a post because you can't use the quote button? How much crack did your mom smoke when she was carrying you?
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                                                          • JohnGalt2341
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 12-31-09
                                                            • 9138

                                                            #30
                                                            I don't believe a word of it... unless of course you and your Grandpa had your way with with the Sheered Goats while the Redhead and the Brunette watched... then I would assume it's true.
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                                                            • G's pks
                                                              Restricted User
                                                              • 01-01-09
                                                              • 22251

                                                              #31
                                                              sing to us patty
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                                                              • BatemanPatrickl
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 06-21-07
                                                                • 18772

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by G's pks
                                                                sing to us patty
                                                                Give us a play Ghetto's Pks.
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